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Руководство по игре с бразильцами в ребайниках (и не только) .
Испытуемый - упорный регуляр лимитов ANJOHAZIEL
Руководство называется - " В три разадачи". Кол-во блайндов и число М у вас и оппонента значения не имеют.



Poker Stars, $2 Buy-in (125/250 blinds, 30 ante) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 9 Players
Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite.

BTN: 14,525 (58.1 bb)
SB: 685 (2.7 bb)
BB: 22,088 (88.4 bb)
UTG+1: 22,284 (89.1 bb)
UTG+2: 18,203 (72.8 bb)
MP1: 19,994 (80 bb)
MP2: 14,692 (58.8 bb)
Hero (MP3): 19,705 (78.8 bb)
CO: 4,371 (17.5 bb)

Preflop: Hero is MP3 with A

K

2 folds, MP1 raises to 1,000, MP2 folds, Hero raises to 19,675 and is all-in, 5 folds

Results:


Poker Stars, $2 Buy-in (125/250 blinds, 30 ante) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 9 Players
Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite.

CO: 14,495 (58 bb)
BTN: 530 (2.1 bb)
SB: 21,808 (87.2 bb)
BB: 22,254 (89 bb)
UTG+1: 18,173 (72.7 bb)
UTG+2: 18,964 (75.9 bb)
MP1: 14,662 (58.6 bb)
Hero (MP2): 21,320 (85.3 bb)
MP3: 4,341 (17.4 bb)

Preflop: Hero is MP2 with J

A

UTG+1 folds, UTG+2 calls 250, MP1 folds, Hero raises to 750, 5 folds, UTG+2 calls 500

Flop: (2,145) Q

9

9

(2 players)
UTG+2 checks, Hero bets 1,000, UTG+2 calls 1,000

Turn: (4,145) 3

(2 players)
UTG+2 checks, Hero checks

River: (4,145) 5

(2 players)
UTG+2 bets 2,500, Hero calls 2,500

Results:


Poker Stars, $2 Buy-in (125/250 blinds, 30 ante) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 9 Players
Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite.

MP3: 14,465 (57.9 bb)
CO: 500 (2 bb)
BTN: 21,653 (86.6 bb)
SB: 21,974 (87.9 bb)
BB: 18,143 (72.6 bb)
UTG+1: 14,684 (58.7 bb)
UTG+2: 14,632 (58.5 bb)
Hero (MP1): 26,185 (104.7 bb)
MP2: 4,311 (17.2 bb)

Preflop: Hero is MP1 with A

K

UTG+1 raises to 1,750, UTG+2 folds, Hero raises to 26,155 and is all-in, 6 folds, UTG+1 calls 12,904 and is all-in

Flop: (29,953) 3

4

5

(2 players, 2 are all-in)
Turn: (29,953) J

(2 players, 2 are all-in)
River: (29,953) J

(2 players, 2 are all-in)

Results:

Аргентинец изолейтил венесуэльца, и решил быть суровым до конца в отношении этого наглого русского, вернее моей жидовской морды, прикрытой регистрацией в РФ.

Poker Stars, $4 Buy-in (50/100 blinds, 10 ante) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 8 Players
Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite.

MP3: 3,890 (38.9 bb)
CO: 6,054 (60.5 bb)
BTN: 12,904 (129 bb)
SB: 2,139 (21.4 bb)
Hero (BB): 2,330 (23.3 bb)
UTG+2: 3,170 (31.7 bb)
MP1: 8,935 (89.4 bb)
MP2: 2,880 (28.8 bb)

Preflop: Hero is BB with A

Q

UTG+2 calls 100, 4 folds, BTN raises to 350, SB folds, Hero raises to 2,320 and is all-in, UTG+2 folds, BTN calls 1,970

Flop: (4,870) 7

A

J

(2 players, 1 is all-in)
Turn: (4,870) 4

(2 players, 1 is all-in)
River: (4,870) T

(2 players, 1 is all-in)

Results:

Португальцы тоже играют ребайники (и нетолько) по бразильской системе - но обычно ограничиваются одной раздачей
Poker Stars, $2 Buy-in (350/700 blinds, 85 ante) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 9 Players
Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite.

CO: 26,871 (38.4 bb)
BTN: 73,259 (104.7 bb)
SB: 52,879 (75.5 bb)
Hero (BB): 60,460 (86.4 bb)
UTG+1: 38,297 (54.7 bb)
UTG+2: 21,763 (31.1 bb)
MP1: 6,764 (9.7 bb)
MP2: 25,100 (35.9 bb)
MP3: 56,668 (81 bb)

Preflop: Hero is BB with Q

T

3 folds, MP2 raises to 2,100, 4 folds, Hero calls 1,400

Flop: (5,315) T

8

T

(2 players)
Hero checks, MP2 bets 3,500, Hero calls 3,500

Turn: (12,315) A

(2 players)
Hero checks, MP2 bets 19,415 and is all-in, Hero calls 19,415

River: (51,145) 5

(2 players, 1 is all-in)

Results:

Приходится опираться на их жуткую статистику.

Poker Stars, $2 Buy-in (1,500/3,000 blinds, 375 ante) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 9 Players
Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite.

CO: 190,493 (63.5 bb)
BTN: 269,124 (89.7 bb)
SB: 26,673 (8.9 bb)
BB: 49,621 (16.5 bb)
Hero (UTG+1): 72,083 (24 bb)
UTG+2: 83,336 (27.8 bb)
MP1: 89,629 (29.9 bb)
MP2: 42,261 (14.1 bb)
MP3: 11,207 (3.7 bb)

Preflop: Hero is UTG+1 with 8

8

Hero raises to 6,300, UTG+2 folds, MP1 calls 6,300, 6 folds

Flop: (20,475) K

6

T

(2 players)
Hero bets 7,166, MP1 calls 7,166

Turn: (34,807) 7

(2 players)
Hero checks, MP1 checks

River: (34,807) 6

(2 players)
Hero checks, MP1 bets 14,250, Hero calls 14,250

Results:

Опять хуй, а не очень нужная монетка в ребайнике. Две ебаные тройки невозможно победить - я ж выставляюсь

Poker Stars, $2 Buy-in (3,000/6,000 blinds, 750 ante) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 9 Players
Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite.

MP2: 175,368 (29.2 bb)
MP3: 331,081 (55.2 bb)
CO: 75,669 (12.6 bb)
BTN: 91,746 (15.3 bb)
Hero (SB): 99,049 (16.5 bb)
BB: 157,672 (26.3 bb)
UTG+1: 71,163 (11.9 bb)
UTG+2: 222,171 (37 bb)
MP1: 211,578 (35.3 bb)

Preflop: Hero is SB with A

Q

UTG+1 raises to 70,413 and is all-in, 6 folds, Hero raises to 98,299 and is all-in, BB folds

Flop: (153,576) T

5

4

(2 players, 2 are all-in)
Turn: (153,576) 6

(2 players, 2 are all-in)
River: (153,576) K

(2 players, 2 are all-in)

Results:


Зато следующей рукой посмотрел как люди легко хуярят одни тузом любую пару

Poker Stars, $2 Buy-in (3,000/6,000 blinds, 750 ante) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 9 Players
Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite.

MP1: 174,618 (29.1 bb)
MP2: 330,331 (55.1 bb)
MP3: 74,919 (12.5 bb)
CO: 90,996 (15.2 bb)
Hero (BTN): 27,886 (4.6 bb)
SB: 150,922 (25.2 bb)
BB: 153,576 (25.6 bb)
UTG+1: 221,421 (36.9 bb)
UTG+2: 210,828 (35.1 bb)

Preflop: Hero is BTN with K

T

4 folds, MP3 raises to 74,169 and is all-in, CO raises to 90,246 and is all-in, 3 folds

Flop: (164,088) 6

A

Q

(2 players, 2 are all-in)
Turn: (164,088) 3

(2 players, 2 are all-in)
River: (164,088) T

(2 players, 2 are all-in)

Results:

Ну и аут стандартный - поменялись бы картами - думаю пару валетов на флоп бы положили

Poker Stars, $2 Buy-in (3,500/7,000 blinds, 875 ante) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 8 Players
Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite.

BTN: 161,243 (23 bb)
SB: 334,456 (47.8 bb)
BB: 160,963 (23 bb)
Hero (UTG+2): 24,011 (3.4 bb)
MP1: 159,047 (22.7 bb)
MP2: 140,701 (20.1 bb)
MP3: 257,123 (36.7 bb)
CO: 197,953 (28.3 bb)

Preflop: Hero is UTG+2 with J

Q

Hero raises to 23,136 and is all-in, 3 folds, CO raises to 85,935, 3 folds

Flop: (63,772) 9

5

2

(2 players, 1 is all-in)
Turn: (63,772) 9

(2 players, 1 is all-in)
River: (63,772) 4

(2 players, 1 is all-in)

Results:

Очередные две подпяд раздачи с микромиилиона

Poker Stars, $5 Buy-in (75/150 blinds, 20 ante) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 9 Players
Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite.

MP1: 3,170 (21.1 bb)
MP2: 7,841 (52.3 bb)
MP3: 4,192 (27.9 bb)
CO: 11,720 (78.1 bb)
Hero (BTN): 6,001 (40 bb)
SB: 5,625 (37.5 bb)
BB: 3,130 (20.9 bb)
UTG+1: 9,927 (66.2 bb)
UTG+2: 2,908 (19.4 bb)

Preflop: Hero is BTN with T

Q

6 folds, Hero raises to 397, SB folds, BB calls 247

Flop: (1,049) 6

T

A

(2 players)
BB checks, Hero bets 576, BB calls 576

Turn: (2,201) 4

(2 players)
BB checks, Hero bets 770, BB calls 770

River: (3,741) 5

(2 players)
BB bets 1,367 and is all-in, Hero calls 1,367

Results:


Poker Stars, $5 Buy-in (75/150 blinds, 20 ante) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 9 Players
Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite.

UTG+1: 3,130 (20.9 bb)
UTG+2: 7,801 (52 bb)
MP1: 4,152 (27.7 bb)
MP2: 11,680 (77.9 bb)
Hero (MP3): 2,851 (19 bb)
CO: 5,510 (36.7 bb)
BTN: 6,380 (42.5 bb)
SB: 10,142 (67.6 bb)
BB: 2,868 (19.1 bb)

Preflop: Hero is MP3 with A

Q

2 folds, MP1 raises to 300, MP2 folds, Hero raises to 2,831 and is all-in, 2 folds, SB raises to 10,122 and is all-in, BB folds, MP1 calls 3,832 and is all-in

Flop: (11,425) 4

8

Q

(3 players, 3 are all-in)
Turn: (11,425) 6

(3 players, 3 are all-in)
River: (11,425) 5

(3 players, 3 are all-in)

Results:

Первое комбадро едня закрылось с ночи - ура!

Poker Stars, $10 Buy-in (25/50 blinds) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 8 Players
Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite.

CO: 2,186 (43.7 bb)
BTN: 5,660 (113.2 bb)
SB: 2,270 (45.4 bb)
Hero (BB): 5,659 (113.2 bb)
UTG+2: 5,917 (118.3 bb)
MP1: 1,103 (22.1 bb)
MP2: 2,870 (57.4 bb)
MP3: 2,670 (53.4 bb)

Preflop: Hero is BB with Q

J

2 folds, MP2 raises to 100, 4 folds, Hero calls 50

Flop: (225) T

9

2

(2 players)
Hero bets 123, MP2 raises to 350, Hero raises to 5,559 and is all-in, MP2 calls 2,420 and is all-in

Turn: (5,765) Q

(2 players, 2 are all-in)
River: (5,765) 6

(2 players, 2 are all-in)

Results:

Да ебаные же в рот
Poker Stars, $10 Buy-in (125/250 blinds, 25 ante) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 9 Players
Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite.

CO: 5,514 (22.1 bb)
BTN: 4,255 (17 bb)
Hero (SB): 7,823 (31.3 bb)
BB: 13,386 (53.5 bb)
UTG+1: 31,051 (124.2 bb)
UTG+2: 6,100 (24.4 bb)
MP1: 5,055 (20.2 bb)
MP2: 7,854 (31.4 bb)
MP3: 15,797 (63.2 bb)

Preflop: Hero is SB with T

9

5 folds, CO raises to 500, BTN folds, Hero calls 375, BB folds

Flop: (1,475) 3

A

6

(2 players)
Hero bets 811, CO calls 811

Turn: (3,097) J

(2 players)
Hero bets 1,083, CO raises to 4,178 and is all-in, Hero calls 3,095

River: (11,453) A

(2 players, 1 is all-in)

Results:

Фиш зашел лимпом - приятно иногда с утра присесть в двухталеровый турик - такое редко где показывают.

Poker Stars, $2 Buy-in (100/200 blinds) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 9 Players
Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite.

UTG+1: 7,118 (35.6 bb)
UTG+2: 8,998 (45 bb)
MP1: 22,745 (113.7 bb)
MP2: 3,463 (17.3 bb)
MP3: 15,018 (75.1 bb)
CO: 4,825 (24.1 bb)
BTN: 11,142 (55.7 bb)
SB: 6,217 (31.1 bb)
Hero (BB): 5,823 (29.1 bb)

Preflop: Hero is BB with J

K

2 folds, MP1 calls 200, 5 folds, Hero checks

Flop: (500) T

Q

A

(2 players)
Hero checks, MP1 bets 400, Hero calls 400

Turn: (1,300) 6

(2 players)
Hero checks, MP1 bets 800, Hero calls 800

River: (2,900) 3

(2 players)
Hero checks, MP1 bets 2,200, Hero raises to 4,423 and is all-in, MP1 calls 2,223

Results:

Радость была недолгой

Poker Stars, $2 Buy-in (125/250 blinds, 25 ante) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 9 Players
Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite.

MP3: 6,418 (25.7 bb)
CO: 8,498 (34 bb)
BTN: 1,295 (5.2 bb)
SB: 3,163 (12.7 bb)
BB: 13,693 (54.8 bb)
UTG+1: 4,775 (19.1 bb)
UTG+2: 13,917 (55.7 bb)
MP1: 7,167 (28.7 bb)
Hero (MP2): 11,596 (46.4 bb)

Preflop: Hero is MP2 with A

A

3 folds, Hero raises to 625, MP3 folds, CO raises to 1,387, 3 folds, Hero raises to 11,571 and is all-in, CO calls 7,086 and is all-in

Flop: (17,546) 2

Q

5

(2 players, 2 are all-in)
Turn: (17,546) 9

(2 players, 2 are all-in)
River: (17,546) 9

(2 players, 2 are all-in)

Results:

Ну и стандартный аут от бразильского уебища - хуй тут че меняется

Poker Stars, $2 Buy-in (125/250 blinds, 25 ante) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 9 Players
Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite.

CO: 2,377 (9.5 bb)
BTN: 4,185 (16.7 bb)
SB: 5,801 (23.2 bb)
Hero (BB): 6,111 (24.4 bb)
UTG+1: 7,590 (30.4 bb)
UTG+2: 33,310 (133.2 bb)
MP1: 13,092 (52.4 bb)
MP2: 1,500 (6 bb)
MP3: 11,800 (47.2 bb)

Preflop: Hero is BB with A

K

UTG+1 raises to 637, UTG+2 calls 637, 6 folds, Hero raises to 6,086 and is all-in, UTG+1 folds, UTG+2 calls 5,449

Flop: (13,159) K

6

4

(2 players, 1 is all-in)
Turn: (13,159) Q

(2 players, 1 is all-in)
River: (13,159) 7

(2 players, 1 is all-in)

Results:

Огрызки стека туда же в ребайнике.

Poker Stars, $3 Buy-in (400/800 blinds, 100 ante) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 9 Players
Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite.

UTG+2: 20,066 (25.1 bb)
MP1: 10,203 (12.8 bb)
MP2: 14,140 (17.7 bb)
MP3: 7,963 (10 bb)
CO: 93,120 (116.4 bb)
Hero (BTN): 6,755 (8.4 bb)
SB: 55,509 (69.4 bb)
BB: 18,706 (23.4 bb)
UTG+1: 44,042 (55.1 bb)

Preflop: Hero is BTN with A

K

UTG+1 raises to 1,600, 5 folds, Hero raises to 6,655 and is all-in, 2 folds, UTG+1 calls 5,055

Flop: (15,410) T

6

Q

(2 players, 1 is all-in)
Turn: (15,410) K

(2 players, 1 is all-in)
River: (15,410) 4

(2 players, 1 is all-in)

Results:

На хуй издеваться то?
Poker Stars, $10 Buy-in (75/150 blinds) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 9 Players
Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite.

MP3: 4,715 (31.4 bb)
CO: 7,411 (49.4 bb)
BTN: 2,234 (14.9 bb)
SB: 6,363 (42.4 bb)
BB: 6,422 (42.8 bb)
Hero (UTG+1): 1,565 (10.4 bb)
UTG+2: 2,877 (19.2 bb)
MP1: 4,222 (28.1 bb)
MP2: 1,024 (6.8 bb)

Preflop: Hero is UTG+1 with 8

8

Hero raises to 1,565 and is all-in, 3 folds, MP3 calls 1,565, CO raises to 7,411 and is all-in, 3 folds, MP3 calls 3,150 and is all-in

Flop: (11,220) Q

3

8

(3 players, 3 are all-in)
Turn: (11,220) 9

(3 players, 3 are all-in)
River: (11,220) A

(3 players, 3 are all-in)

Results:

На хуй издеваться то?
Poker Stars, $10 Buy-in (75/150 blinds) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 9 Players
Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite.

MP3: 4,715 (31.4 bb)
CO: 7,411 (49.4 bb)
BTN: 2,234 (14.9 bb)
SB: 6,363 (42.4 bb)
BB: 6,422 (42.8 bb)
Hero (UTG+1): 1,565 (10.4 bb)
UTG+2: 2,877 (19.2 bb)
MP1: 4,222 (28.1 bb)
MP2: 1,024 (6.8 bb)

Preflop: Hero is UTG+1 with 8

8

Hero raises to 1,565 and is all-in, 3 folds, MP3 calls 1,565, CO raises to 7,411 and is all-in, 3 folds, MP3 calls 3,150 and is all-in

Flop: (11,220) Q

3

8

(3 players, 3 are all-in)
Turn: (11,220) 9

(3 players, 3 are all-in)
River: (11,220) A

(3 players, 3 are all-in)

Results:

"Хуй с ним колл" на терне - иногда полезен. Думал там хоть две пары - не в стрит не флеш не верил от него.

Poker Stars, $3 Buy-in (25/50 blinds) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 8 Players
Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite.

UTG+2: 3,515 (70.3 bb)
MP1: 3,000 (60 bb)
MP2: 2,800 (56 bb)
MP3: 2,385 (47.7 bb)
CO: 2,545 (50.9 bb)
BTN: 3,120 (62.4 bb)
Hero (SB): 2,290 (45.8 bb)
BB: 3,720 (74.4 bb)

Preflop: Hero is SB with 9

9

UTG+2 folds, MP1 raises to 100, MP2 folds, MP3 raises to 275, 2 folds, Hero calls 250, BB folds, MP1 calls 175

Flop: (875) 7

K

A

(3 players)
Hero checks, MP1 checks, MP3 checks

Turn: (875) J

(3 players)
Hero checks, MP1 bets 300, MP3 folds, Hero calls 300

River: (1,475) 9

(2 players)
Hero checks, MP1 bets 600, Hero raises to 1,715 and is all-in, MP1 calls 1,115

Results:

Ебаный в рот, покерстарз вам хули надо от меня - вы че проверяете то?
Я всем ебалнойдам должен впиздехивать на бабле типа этого Tatarin-2200 - колл мин 3бета с 88 - точно пидорас подозревал о 8 на терне.

Poker Stars, $4 Buy-in (300/600 blinds, 70 ante) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 8 Players
Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite.

CO: 7,221 (12 bb)
BTN: 18,281 (30.5 bb)
SB: 28,102 (46.8 bb)
BB: 10,342 (17.2 bb)
UTG+2: 14,008 (23.3 bb)
MP1: 28,420 (47.4 bb)
Hero (MP2): 8,764 (14.6 bb)
MP3: 14,343 (23.9 bb)

Preflop: Hero is MP2 with A

A

UTG+2 raises to 1,200, MP1 folds, Hero raises to 2,400, 5 folds, UTG+2 calls 1,200

Flop: (6,260) 4

T

6

(2 players)
UTG+2 bets 1,200, Hero raises to 6,294 and is all-in, UTG+2 calls 5,094

Turn: (18,848) 8

(2 players, 1 is all-in)
River: (18,848) K

(2 players, 1 is all-in)

Results:

Goban899, Держись! Та же хуйня уже семь месяцев!!

У меня примерно 4 - ладно ебанем еще - не первый раз прессуют.

Рзадач седня веселых что ебнись, особенно кончено запомнилась та, где при бб500 какой-то бразильский мартышан поставил 5бб с кнопки, я на 800 процентов будучи уверен что старше радостно запихал свои 15бб на А8 с малого блайнда, получил мгновенный кол от его К9 и к терну лицезрел его же стрит - какой тут на хуй скил, чтение оппонетов и прочее - это все хуйня, и таких раздач - рублю кучка - в кучке три штучки.