Акция "Поставь мне 4-бет и получи инстапятьбетпуш в подарок!" продолжается!

Хоккея не будет.=(
Джой лагает, а так не хочется сейчас по этому поводу тильтовать, да ещё и часто слить игру. Не, #nexttime.
Double Rush, привет! Как ты там?

Ещё свежи в памяти воспоминания о последней раздаче в Биг8, как тут удалось понаблюдать очередное избиение коннекторов.

Full Tilt, 300/600 blinds, 75 ante No Limit Hold'em Tournament, Rush, 9 Players
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BTN: 10,234 (17.1 bb)
Hero (SB): 28,146 (46.9 bb)
BB: 108,333 (180.6 bb)
UTG+1: 15,801 (26.3 bb)
UTG+2: 25,323 (42.2 bb)
MP1: 16,071 (26.8 bb)
MP2: 27,755 (46.3 bb)
MP3: 37,846 (63.1 bb)
CO: 74,807 (124.7 bb)

Preflop: Hero is SB with
UTG+1 calls 600, 4 folds, CO calls 600, BTN folds, Hero completes, BB raises to 2,400, UTG+1 calls 1,800, CO calls 1,800, Hero calls 1,800

Flop: (10,275) (4 players)
Hero checks, BB bets 4,800, 2 folds, Hero raises to 9,600, BB raises to 39,075, Hero calls 16,071 and is all-in

Turn: (61,617) (2 players, 1 is all-in)
River: (61,617) (2 players, 1 is all-in)

Запаяла последние несколько дней

Очень сильно!

В рамках сегодняшних суток коннекторы остаются в тренде. тадааам!

Full Tilt, 100/200 blinds, 20 ante No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 8 Players
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CO: 3,476 (17.4 bb)
BTN: 3,660 (18.3 bb)
SB: 5,049 (25.2 bb)
Hero (BB): 6,980 (34.9 bb)
UTG+2: 2,960 (14.8 bb)
MP1: 17,750 (88.8 bb)
MP2: 2,652 (13.3 bb)
MP3: 5,240 (26.2 bb)

Preflop: Hero is BB with
UTG+2 raises to 400, MP1 calls 400, 5 folds, Hero calls 200

Flop: (1,460) (3 players)
Hero checks, UTG+2 bets 584, MP1 calls 584, Hero raises to 6,560 and is all-in, UTG+2 calls 1,956 and is all-in, MP1 calls 5,976

Turn: (17,120) (3 players, 2 are all-in)
River: (17,120) (3 players, 2 are all-in)

#коннекторы

Full Tilt, 1,200/2,400 blinds, 300 ante No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 7 Players
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Hero (BB): 113,103 (47.1 bb)
MP1: 103,892 (43.3 bb)
MP2: 99,424 (41.4 bb)
MP3: 145,021 (60.4 bb)
CO: 37,006 (15.4 bb)
BTN: 73,902 (30.8 bb)
SB: 45,111 (18.8 bb)

Preflop: Hero is BB with
5 folds, SB raises to 6,000, Hero calls 3,600

Flop: (14,100) (2 players)
SB bets 4,653, Hero calls 4,653

Turn: (23,406) (2 players)
SB bets 9,600, Hero raises to 102,150 and is all-in, SB calls 24,558 and is all-in

River: (91,722) (2 players, 2 are all-in)

Решил не заморачиваться и оставить себе 100ББ

Full Tilt, 60/120 blinds, 15 ante No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 9 Players
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CO: 12,165 (101.4 bb)
BTN: 4,195 (35 bb)
Hero (SB): 14,074 (117.3 bb)
BB: 3,850 (32.1 bb)
UTG+1: 5,705 (47.5 bb)
UTG+2: 7,720 (64.3 bb)
MP1: 11,177 (93.1 bb)
MP2: 6,790 (56.6 bb)
MP3: 10,237 (85.3 bb)

Preflop: Hero is SB with
UTG+1 calls 120, 6 folds, Hero raises to 420, BB folds, UTG+1 calls 300

Flop: (1,095) (2 players)
Hero bets 600, UTG+1 calls 600

Turn: (2,295) (2 players)
Hero checks, UTG+1 bets 800, Hero calls 800

River: (3,895) (2 players)
Hero checks, UTG+1 bets 3,870 and is all-in, Hero folds

Но тёрн, наверное, стоило разыграть по-другому.

Full Tilt, 80/160 blinds, 20 ante No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 8 Players
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MP2: 3,582 (22.4 bb)
MP3: 14,215 (88.8 bb)
Hero (CO): 18,189 (113.7 bb)
SB: 6,190 (38.7 bb)
BB: 7,210 (45.1 bb)
UTG+1: 12,307 (76.9 bb)
UTG+2: 8,755 (54.7 bb)
MP1: 10,027 (62.7 bb)

Preflop: Hero is CO with
5 folds, Hero raises to 320, SB calls 240, BB folds

Flop: (960) (2 players)
SB checks, Hero checks

Turn: (960) (2 players)
SB bets 320, Hero raises to 880, SB calls 560

River: (2,720) (2 players)
SB checks, Hero checks

Интернет отключили в самом разгаре ребайник периода четырьмя входами в Double Rush.
За**бись!!!
Теперь есть время тут написать что-то.

Долгой цепочкой мыслей, которую мне сейчас лень воспроизводить печатным образом с планшета, я пришел к мысли о том, что интересно было бы знать, что на данном этапе исторического развития Homo Sapiens происходит в головах у средне статистических русскоговорящих школьников. Никогда бы не поверил, но я сделал это:

Что было дальше, думаю, очевидно. Я перешел по первой же ссылке и увидел там тотальный долбо***зм. Примеры приводить не стану.
Плохая тема.
Нужно придумать другую.

Серый, это твои 50% играли

Poker Stars, $15 Buy-in (75/150 blinds, 20 ante) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 9 Players
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MP1: 8,066 (53.8 bb)
MP2: 7,424 (49.5 bb)
MP3: 8,150 (54.3 bb)
CO: 12,067 (80.4 bb)
BTN: 7,380 (49.2 bb)
SB: 11,125 (74.2 bb)
Hero (BB): 14,235 (94.9 bb)
UTG+1: 2,930 (19.5 bb)
UTG+2: 5,015 (33.4 bb)

Preflop: Hero is BB with
3 folds, MP2 raises to 375, 4 folds, Hero raises to 900, MP2 calls 525

Flop: (2,055) (2 players)
Hero checks, MP2 bets 450, Hero raises to 1,800, MP2 raises to 3,750, Hero folds

Full Tilt, 1,000/2,000 blinds, 250 ante No Limit Hold'em Tournament, Rush, 9 Players
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BTN: 156,272 (78.1 bb)
SB: 107,782 (53.9 bb)
Hero (BB): 124,515 (62.3 bb)
UTG+1: 47,528 (23.8 bb)
UTG+2: 89,372 (44.7 bb)
MP1: 23,568 (11.8 bb)
MP2: 97,718 (48.9 bb)
MP3: 73,280 (36.6 bb)
CO: 100,075 (50 bb)

Preflop: Hero is BB with
UTG+1 raises to 4,000, 2 folds, MP2 calls 4,000, MP3 raises to 12,000, 3 folds, Hero calls 10,000, UTG+1 folds, MP2 calls 8,000

Flop: (43,250) (3 players)
Hero checks, MP2 checks, MP3 bets 15,955, Hero raises to 31,910, MP2 folds, MP3 calls 15,955

Turn: (107,070) (2 players)
Hero bets 80,355 and is all-in, MP3 calls 29,120 and is all-in

River: (165,310) (2 players, 2 are all-in)

СКОЛЬКО можно всё это терпеть???
ЧТО у этих людей в головЕ???

Full Tilt, 1,200/2,400 blinds, 300 ante No Limit Hold'em Tournament, Rush, 9 Players
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BTN: 298,306 (124.3 bb)
SB: 291,753 (121.6 bb)
Hero (BB): 150,168 (62.6 bb)
UTG+1: 109,372 (45.6 bb)
UTG+2: 129,474 (53.9 bb)
MP1: 124,925 (52.1 bb)
MP2: 97,959 (40.8 bb)
MP3: 220,770 (92 bb)
CO: 53,309 (22.2 bb)

Preflop: Hero is BB with
6 folds, BTN raises to 7,200, SB calls 6,000, Hero calls 4,800

Flop: (24,300) (3 players)
SB checks, Hero checks, BTN bets 9,600, SB calls 9,600, Hero raises to 19,200, BTN calls 9,600, SB folds

Turn: (72,300) (2 players)
Hero bets 31,200, BTN raises to 62,400, Hero raises to 123,468 and is all-in, BTN calls 61,068

River: (319,236) (2 players, 1 is all-in)

Ну спасибо, хоть тут не переехали. Топ-30 Дабл Раша
Full Tilt, 2,000/4,000 blinds, 500 ante No Limit Hold'em Tournament, Rush, 9 Players
Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite.

BTN: 261,578 (65.4 bb)
SB: 464,485 (116.1 bb)
BB: 70,095 (17.5 bb)
UTG+1: 69,831 (17.5 bb)
UTG+2: 167,844 (42 bb)
MP1: 93,718 (23.4 bb)
MP2: 70,457 (17.6 bb)
MP3: 103,045 (25.8 bb)
Hero (CO): 101,128 (25.3 bb)

Preflop: Hero is CO with
5 folds, Hero raises to 8,000, BTN raises to 20,000, 2 folds, Hero raises to 38,000, BTN raises to 261,078 and is all-in, Hero calls 62,628 and is all-in

Flop: (211,756) (2 players, 2 are all-in)
Turn: (211,756) (2 players, 2 are all-in)
River: (211,756) (2 players, 2 are all-in)

Ну а дальше события развивались так: АК в АА и АК в КК, понятное дело, я их не переезжаю и аут 27-м. Уже третий проход в стадию 3-х столов в этом турнире и аут.

вот так моя ужасная раздача и блеф на ривере превратились в вылью
Full Tilt, 170/340 blinds, 25 ante No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 9 Players
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Hero (BB): 23,822 (70.1 bb)
UTG+1: 100 (0.3 bb)
UTG+2: 14,447 (42.5 bb)
MP1: 11,272 (33.2 bb)
MP2: 12,974 (38.2 bb)
MP3: 11,965 (35.2 bb)
CO: 4,950 (14.6 bb)
BTN: 11,454 (33.7 bb)
SB: 16,414 (48.3 bb)

Preflop: Hero is BB with
4 folds, MP3 raises to 680, 3 folds, Hero calls 340

Flop: (1,755) (2 players)
Hero checks, MP3 bets 1,020, Hero calls 1,020

Turn: (3,795) (2 players)
Hero checks, MP3 bets 1,360, Hero raises to 3,570, MP3 calls 2,210

River: (10,935) (2 players)
Hero bets 10,935, MP3 calls 6,670 and is all-in

И он даже не задумался! Вот это скилл!
Full Tilt, 800/1,600 blinds, 200 ante No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 9 Players
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Hero (BB): 28,319 (17.7 bb)
UTG+1: 68,604 (42.9 bb)
UTG+2: 48,353 (30.2 bb)
MP1: 16,262 (10.2 bb)
MP2: 57,192 (35.7 bb)
MP3: 72,732 (45.5 bb)
CO: 92,881 (58.1 bb)
BTN: 34,274 (21.4 bb)
SB: 52,445 (32.8 bb)

Preflop: Hero is BB with
7 folds, SB raises to 3,200, Hero raises to 28,119 and is all-in, SB calls 24,919

Flop: (58,038) (2 players, 1 is all-in)
Turn: (58,038) (2 players, 1 is all-in)
River: (58,038) (2 players, 1 is all-in)

so sick
кроме этой ещё пару моих жутких ошибок, и я уже в жутком тильте
Poker Stars, $2 Buy-in (350/700 blinds, 85 ante) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 9 Players
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BB: 20,169 (28.8 bb)
UTG+1: 29,574 (42.2 bb)
UTG+2: 7,286 (10.4 bb)
Hero (MP1): 29,104 (41.6 bb)
MP2: 51,696 (73.9 bb)
MP3: 24,156 (34.5 bb)
CO: 12,265 (17.5 bb)
BTN: 13,568 (19.4 bb)
SB: 10,710 (15.3 bb)

Preflop: Hero is MP1 with
2 folds, Hero raises to 1,750, 5 folds, BB calls 1,050

Flop: (4,615) (2 players)
BB checks, Hero bets 1,900, BB calls 1,900

Turn: (8,415) (2 players)
BB bets 2,100, Hero raises to 4,200, BB calls 2,100

River: (16,815) (2 players)
BB bets 2,800, Hero calls 2,800