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Poker Stars, $0.01/$0.02 No Limit Hold'em Cash, 6 Players
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SB: $2.11 (105.5 bb)
BB: $0.58 (29 bb)
UTG: $1 (50 bb)
MP: $5.60 (280 bb)
CO: $5.04 (252 bb)
Hero (BTN): $2.58 (129 bb)

Preflop: Hero is BTN with
UTG folds, MP raises to $0.06, CO folds, Hero calls $0.06, 2 folds

Flop: ($0.15) (2 players)
MP bets $0.09, Hero calls $0.09

Turn: ($0.33) (2 players)
MP bets $0.22, Hero calls $0.22

River: ($0.77) (2 players)
MP checks, Hero bets $0.25, MP folds

Великолепное начало сессии, заманил так заманил блять...

Poker Stars, $0.01/$0.02 No Limit Hold'em Cash, 6 Players

SB: $2.14 (107 bb)
Hero (BB): $2 (100 bb)
UTG: $2.01 (100.5 bb)
MP: $3.16 (158 bb)
CO: $0.97 (48.5 bb)
BTN: $2.28 (114 bb)

Preflop: Hero is BB with
3 folds, BTN raises to $0.04, SB calls $0.03, Hero raises to $0.20, BTN folds, SB calls $0.16

Flop: ($0.44) (2 players)
SB checks, Hero checks

Turn: ($0.44) (2 players)
SB bets $0.26, Hero raises to $0.89, SB raises to $1.94 and is all-in, Hero calls $0.91 and is all-in

River: ($4.04) (2 players, 2 are all-in)

Стартую сессию с такой раздачи, коллировать в холодную 3бет от фиша не хочу, не хочу давать возможность регу зайти со всякими гавно руками и переебнуть меня, но тщетно:

Poker Stars, $0.01/$0.02 No Limit Hold'em Cash, 6 Players

SB: $1.57 (78.5 bb)
Hero (BB): $2 (100 bb)
UTG: $1.55 (77.5 bb)
MP: $1.63 (81.5 bb)
CO: $2.52 (126 bb)
BTN: $2.34 (117 bb)

Preflop: Hero is BB with
2 folds, CO raises to $0.06, BTN folds, SB raises to $0.18, Hero raises to $0.45, CO folds, SB raises to $1.20, Hero raises to $2 and is all-in, SB calls $0.37

Flop: ($3.20) (2 players, 1 is all-in)
Turn: ($3.20) (2 players, 1 is all-in)
River: ($3.20) (2 players, 1 is all-in)

Results: $3.20 pot ($0.11 rake)
Final Board:
SB showed and won $3.09 ($1.52 net)
Hero showed and lost (-$1.57 net)

После это:

Poker Stars, $0.01/$0.02 No Limit Hold'em Cash, 6 Players

SB: $1.28 (64 bb)
BB: $5.21 (260.5 bb)
UTG: $1.89 (94.5 bb)
MP: $6.81 (340.5 bb)
Hero (CO): $2 (100 bb)
BTN: $2.46 (123 bb)

Preflop: Hero is CO with
UTG raises to $0.06, MP folds, Hero calls $0.06, 3 folds

Flop: ($0.15) (2 players)
UTG checks, Hero bets $0.07, UTG calls $0.07

Turn: ($0.29) (2 players)
UTG checks, Hero bets $0.19, UTG calls $0.19

River: ($0.67) (2 players)
UTG checks, Hero bets $0.22, UTG calls $0.22

Results: $1.11 pot ($0.04 rake)
Final Board:
UTG showed and won $1.07 ($0.53 net)
Hero showed and lost (-$0.54 net)


И здесь уже пукан начал дымить, привет тильт:

Poker Stars, $0.01/$0.02 No Limit Hold'em Cash, 6 Players

SB: $1 (50 bb)
BB: $1.59 (79.5 bb)
UTG: $1.38 (69 bb)
MP: $3.03 (151.5 bb)
Hero (CO): $2.05 (102.5 bb)
BTN: $2.07 (103.5 bb)

Preflop: Hero is CO with
2 folds, Hero raises to $0.05, 2 folds, BB raises to $0.16, Hero calls $0.11

Flop: ($0.33) (2 players)
BB checks, Hero bets $0.21, BB raises to $0.59, Hero raises to $1.89 and is all-in, BB calls $0.84

Turn: ($3.19) (2 players, 1 is all-in)
River: ($3.19) (2 players, 1 is all-in)

Results: $3.19 pot ($0.11 rake)
Final Board:
BB showed and won $3.08 ($1.49 net)
Hero showed and won $0.00 (-$1.59 net)


Осознал, что сыграл галимо и решил так больше не делать, но старзы не хотели моего спокойствия:

Poker Stars, $0.01/$0.02 No Limit Hold'em Cash, 6 Players

SB: $6.26 (313 bb)
Hero (BB): $2.20 (110 bb)
UTG: $2 (100 bb)
MP: $2.03 (101.5 bb)
CO: $2.04 (102 bb)
BTN: $6.38 (319 bb)

Preflop: Hero is BB with
3 folds, BTN raises to $0.04, SB folds, Hero calls $0.02

Flop: ($0.09) (2 players)
Hero checks, BTN bets $0.08, Hero raises to $0.25, BTN raises to $0.42, Hero raises to $1.04, BTN raises to $6.34 and is all-in, Hero calls $1.12 and is all-in

Turn: ($4.41) (2 players, 2 are all-in)
River: ($4.41) (2 players, 2 are all-in)

Results: $4.41 pot ($0.15 rake)
Final Board:
Hero showed and lost (-$2.20 net)
BTN showed and won $4.26 ($2.06 net)

Poker Stars, $0.01/$0.02 No Limit Hold'em Cash, 6 Players

SB: $2.16 (108 bb)
BB: $3.17 (158.5 bb)
UTG: $4.30 (215 bb)
Hero (MP): $2 (100 bb)
CO: $4.06 (203 bb)
BTN: $3.44 (172 bb)

Preflop: Hero is MP with
UTG folds, Hero raises to $0.06, CO folds, BTN calls $0.06, SB calls $0.05, BB folds

Flop: ($0.20) (3 players)
SB checks, Hero checks, BTN checks

Turn: ($0.20) (3 players)
SB bets $0.12, Hero calls $0.12, BTN folds

River: ($0.44) (2 players)
SB bets $0.25, Hero calls $0.25

Results: $0.94 pot ($0.03 rake)
Final Board:
SB showed and won $0.91 ($0.48 net)
Hero mucked and lost (-$0.43 net)


Poker Stars, $0.01/$0.02 No Limit Hold'em Cash, 6 Players

SB: $0.94 (47 bb)
BB: $2.03 (101.5 bb)
Hero (UTG): $2.40 (120 bb)
MP: $1.69 (84.5 bb)
CO: $2.36 (118 bb)
BTN: $1.20 (60 bb)

Preflop: Hero is UTG with
Hero raises to $0.06, 3 folds, SB calls $0.05, BB calls $0.04

Flop: ($0.18) (3 players)
SB checks, BB bets $0.06, Hero calls $0.06, SB calls $0.06

Turn: ($0.36) (3 players)
SB checks, BB bets $0.30, Hero calls $0.30, SB folds

River: ($0.96) (2 players)
BB bets $0.52, Hero calls $0.52

Results: $2 pot ($0.07 rake)
Final Board:
BB showed and won $1.93 ($0.99 net)
Hero mucked and lost (-$0.94 net)


Устояв и выиграв несколько выставлений подумал, что отпустило и сейчас всё наладится:

Poker Stars, $0.01/$0.02 No Limit Hold'em Cash, 6 Players

SB: $2 (100 bb)
BB: $1.17 (58.5 bb)
Hero (UTG): $2.43 (121.5 bb)
MP: $2.25 (112.5 bb)
CO: $2.70 (135 bb)
BTN: $2.88 (144 bb)

Preflop: Hero is UTG with
Hero raises to $0.06, MP folds, CO calls $0.06, 2 folds, BB raises to $1.17 and is all-in, Hero raises to $2.43 and is all-in, CO folds

Flop: ($2.41) (2 players, 2 are all-in)
Turn: ($2.41) (2 players, 2 are all-in)
River: ($2.41) (2 players, 2 are all-in)

Results: $2.41 pot ($0.08 rake)
Final Board:
BB showed and lost (-$1.17 net)
Hero showed and won $2.33 ($1.16 net)

Poker Stars, $0.01/$0.02 No Limit Hold'em Cash, 6 Players

SB: $0.64 (32 bb)
BB: $2.08 (104 bb)
UTG: $6.28 (314 bb)
MP: $2.40 (120 bb)
Hero (CO): $2.45 (122.5 bb)
BTN: $2.31 (115.5 bb)

Preflop: Hero is CO with
UTG raises to $0.06, MP folds, Hero calls $0.06, 2 folds, BB raises to $2.08 and is all-in, UTG folds, Hero calls $2.02

Flop: ($4.23) (2 players, 1 is all-in)
Turn: ($4.23) (2 players, 1 is all-in)
River: ($4.23) (2 players, 1 is all-in)

Results: $4.23 pot ($0.15 rake)
Final Board:
BB showed and lost (-$2.08 net)
Hero showed and won $4.08 ($2 net)

Poker Stars, $0.01/$0.02 No Limit Hold'em Cash, 6 Players

SB: $0.80 (40 bb)
BB: $1.32 (66 bb)
UTG: $1.91 (95.5 bb)
Hero (MP): $2.02 (101 bb)
CO: $1.51 (75.5 bb)
BTN: $1.73 (86.5 bb)

Preflop: Hero is MP with
UTG folds, Hero raises to $0.06, CO folds, BTN raises to $0.36, 2 folds, Hero raises to $2.02 and is all-in, BTN calls $1.37 and is all-in

Flop: ($3.49) (2 players, 2 are all-in)
Turn: ($3.49) (2 players, 2 are all-in)
River: ($3.49) (2 players, 2 are all-in)

Results: $3.49 pot ($0.12 rake)
Final Board:
Hero showed and won $3.37 ($1.64 net)
BTN showed and lost (-$1.73 net)

Poker Stars, $0.01/$0.02 No Limit Hold'em Cash, 6 Players

SB: $0.98 (49 bb)
BB: $2.42 (121 bb)
UTG: $2.67 (133.5 bb)
MP: $1.30 (65 bb)
CO: $3.04 (152 bb)
Hero (BTN): $2 (100 bb)

Preflop: Hero is BTN with
UTG folds, MP raises to $0.04, CO folds, Hero raises to $0.16, SB folds, BB calls $0.14, MP calls $0.12

Flop: ($0.49) (3 players)
BB checks, MP checks, Hero bets $0.31, BB folds, MP calls $0.31

Turn: ($1.11) (2 players)
MP bets $0.83, Hero calls $0.83

River: ($2.77) (2 players)

Results: $2.77 pot ($0.10 rake)
Final Board:
MP showed and lost (-$1.30 net)
Hero showed and won $2.67 ($1.37 net)


Та хуй там блять, пиздец и только пиздец сука, странно что макака 58/37/25 не показала КК:

Poker Stars, $0.01/$0.02 No Limit Hold'em Cash, 6 Players

SB: $5.17 (258.5 bb)
Hero (BB): $2.13 (106.5 bb)
UTG: $2.08 (104 bb)
MP: $2.05 (102.5 bb)
CO: $1.97 (98.5 bb)
BTN: $2.16 (108 bb)

Preflop: Hero is BB with
UTG raises to $0.05, 2 folds, BTN raises to $0.18, SB folds, Hero calls $0.16, UTG calls $0.13

Flop: ($0.55) (3 players)
Hero checks, UTG checks, BTN checks

Turn: ($0.55) (3 players)
Hero bets $0.27, UTG calls $0.27, BTN folds

River: ($1.09) (2 players)
Hero bets $0.51, UTG raises to $1.63 and is all-in, Hero calls $1.12

Results: $4.35 pot ($0.15 rake)
Final Board:
Hero showed and lost (-$2.08 net)
UTG showed and won $4.20 ($2.12 net)


Poker Stars, $0.01/$0.02 No Limit Hold'em Cash, 6 Players

SB: $0.98 (49 bb)
BB: $6.29 (314.5 bb)
UTG: $2 (100 bb)
MP: $1.67 (83.5 bb)
Hero (CO): $2.60 (130 bb)
BTN: $2.24 (112 bb)

Preflop: Hero is CO with
2 folds, Hero raises to $0.05, BTN folds, SB calls $0.04, BB raises to $0.20, Hero raises to $0.50, SB folds, BB calls $0.30

Flop: ($1.05) (2 players)
BB checks, Hero bets $0.34, BB raises to $0.79, Hero calls $0.45

Turn: ($2.63) (2 players)
BB bets $5 and is all-in, Hero calls $1.31 and is all-in

River: ($5.25) (2 players, 2 are all-in)

Results: $5.25 pot ($0.18 rake)
Final Board:
BB showed and won $5.07 ($2.47 net)
Hero showed and lost (-$2.60 net)

Poker Stars, $0.01/$0.02 No Limit Hold'em Cash, 6 Players

Hero (SB): $2.16 (108 bb)
BB: $1.13 (56.5 bb)
UTG: $4.75 (237.5 bb)
MP: $2.14 (107 bb)
CO: $0.53 (26.5 bb)
BTN: $2.08 (104 bb)

Preflop: Hero is SB with
4 folds, Hero raises to $0.06, BB calls $0.04

Flop: ($0.12) (2 players)
Hero checks, BB checks

Turn: ($0.12) (2 players)
Hero checks, BB bets $0.02, Hero calls $0.02

River: ($0.16) (2 players)
Hero checks, BB bets $0.15, Hero calls $0.15

Первые 10к, пока всё как-то грустно

Топ 3 проигранных пота за сегодня:

Poker Stars, $0.01/$0.02 No Limit Hold'em Cash, 6 Players

SB: $1.01 (50.5 bb)
BB: $1.04 (52 bb)
UTG: $2.61 (130.5 bb)
MP: $1.13 (56.5 bb)
CO: $7.30 (365 bb)
Hero (BTN): $2.04 (102 bb)

Preflop: Hero is BTN with
UTG folds, MP raises to $0.05, CO calls $0.05, Hero raises to $0.21, 3 folds, CO calls $0.16

Flop: ($0.50) (2 players)
CO checks, Hero bets $0.22, CO calls $0.22

Turn: ($0.94) (2 players)
CO checks, Hero bets $0.61, CO raises to $1.22, Hero raises to $1.61 and is all-in, CO calls $0.39

River: ($4.16) (2 players, 1 is all-in)



Poker Stars, $0.01/$0.02 No Limit Hold'em Cash, 6 Players

SB: $6.04 (302 bb)
Hero (BB): $2 (100 bb)
UTG: $2.29 (114.5 bb)
MP: $2.58 (129 bb)
CO: $3.82 (191 bb)
BTN: $2 (100 bb)

Preflop: Hero is BB with
2 folds, CO raises to $0.07, BTN raises to $0.18, SB folds, Hero raises to $0.45, CO calls $0.38, BTN folds

Flop: ($1.09) (2 players)
Hero bets $0.36, CO calls $0.36

Turn: ($1.81) (2 players)
Hero checks, CO bets $0.88, Hero raises to $1.19 and is all-in, CO calls $0.31

River: ($4.19) (2 players, 1 is all-in)



Poker Stars, $0.01/$0.02 No Limit Hold'em Cash, 6 Players

Hero (SB): $2.13 (106.5 bb)
BB: $1.37 (68.5 bb)
UTG: $2.11 (105.5 bb)
MP: $5.23 (261.5 bb)
CO: $2.76 (138 bb)
BTN: $3.84 (192 bb)

Preflop: Hero is SB with
UTG raises to $0.06, 3 folds, Hero raises to $0.20, BB folds, UTG calls $0.14

Flop: ($0.42) (2 players)
Hero bets $0.27, UTG calls $0.27

Turn: ($0.96) (2 players)
Hero bets $0.62, UTG raises to $1.24, Hero folds

Еще на флопе понимал, что мне пизда от ТТ которые у СБ, но надежда была

Poker Stars, $0.01/$0.02 No Limit Hold'em Cash, 6 Players

SB: $2.21 (110.5 bb)
BB: $2 (100 bb)
UTG: $2.51 (125.5 bb)
MP: $1.97 (98.5 bb)
Hero (CO): $2 (100 bb)
BTN: $3.28 (164 bb)

Preflop: Hero is CO with
UTG folds, MP raises to $0.06, Hero raises to $0.18, BTN folds, SB calls $0.17, BB folds, MP calls $0.12

Flop: ($0.56) (3 players)
SB checks, MP checks, Hero bets $0.36, SB calls $0.36, MP calls $0.36

Turn: ($1.64) (3 players)
SB checks, MP checks, Hero bets $1.46 and is all-in, SB calls $1.46, MP calls $1.43 and is all-in

River: ($5.99) (3 players, 2 are all-in)