Через час, оставшиеся в живых, позавидуют мертвым...

Жоржик прав)
Потому как я уже проснулся,а ты еще не ложился
Ах да,а еще картинка милая про кирпич)

Всё я спать - чето не хуя не понял - как этому еблану филипискому стек подарил - флеш не увидел в 4х цветной колоде
DepPravacion - это знатный еблан - я думал там 99 какие - он их тож так игрвает обычно - а там флеш оказывается закрылся

Наебал сам себя в итоге
утром - без гемора было бы плюс 200 - а так засиделся и плюс 77 - ну хуй с ним.
В ритм вошел вроде нормльной катки остальное мелочи

Poker Stars, $15 Buy-in (300/600 blinds, 70 ante) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 9 Players
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CO: 31,201 (52 bb)
BTN: 880 (1.5 bb)
SB: 21,519 (35.9 bb)
BB: 7,245 (12.1 bb)
UTG+1: 7,310 (12.2 bb)
Hero (UTG+2): 25,515 (42.5 bb)
MP1: 9,635 (16.1 bb)
MP2: 6,860 (11.4 bb)
MP3: 17,252 (28.8 bb)

Preflop: Hero is UTG+2 with A

A

UTG+1 folds, Hero raises to 1,500, 3 folds, CO calls 1,500, BTN calls 810 and is all-in, 2 folds

Flop: (5,340) T

2

3

(3 players, 1 is all-in)
Hero bets 2,937, CO calls 2,937

Turn: (11,214) 5

(3 players, 1 is all-in)
Hero bets 4,200, CO raises to 26,694 and is all-in, Hero calls 16,808 and is all-in

River: (53,230) 9

(3 players, 3 are all-in)

Results:

Goban899, давай,отдыхай итак сутки катаешь)
Сегодня занесешь,как выспишься что нибудь

Тащи сон, лудик)

Стартанул пока нормально - оба раза не добрал правда.

Poker Stars, $50 Buy-in (15/30 blinds) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 9 Players
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BB: 3,030 (101 bb)
Hero (UTG+1): 2,815 (93.8 bb)
UTG+2: 3,015 (100.5 bb)
MP1: 2,785 (92.8 bb)
MP2: 3,206 (106.9 bb)
MP3: 3,000 (100 bb)
CO: 2,791 (93 bb)
BTN: 3,021 (100.7 bb)
SB: 2,970 (99 bb)

Preflop: Hero is UTG+1 with A

A

Hero raises to 105, 3 folds, MP3 calls 105, CO folds, BTN calls 105, 2 folds

Flop: (360) 3

3

4

(3 players)
Hero bets 225, MP3 calls 225, BTN folds

Turn: (810) 7

(2 players)
Hero bets 445, MP3 calls 445

River: (1,700) 3

(2 players)
Hero bets 1,110, MP3 calls 1,110

Results:


Poker Stars, $50 Buy-in (25/50 blinds) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 9 Players
Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite.

SB: 1,075 (21.5 bb)
Hero (BB): 4,805 (96.1 bb)
UTG+1: 3,898 (78 bb)
UTG+2: 2,716 (54.3 bb)
MP1: 3,062 (61.2 bb)
MP2: 2,215 (44.3 bb)
MP3: 3,000 (60 bb)
CO: 2,981 (59.6 bb)
BTN: 3,090 (61.8 bb)

Preflop: Hero is BB with 8

Q

4 folds, MP3 raises to 125, 3 folds, Hero calls 75

Flop: (275) A

K

T

(2 players)
Hero checks, MP3 bets 150, Hero calls 150

Turn: (575) 7

(2 players)
Hero bets 316, MP3 calls 316

River: (1,207) 5

(2 players)
Hero bets 965, MP3 calls 965

Results:

сглазил

Poker Stars, $50 Buy-in (50/100 blinds) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 9 Players
Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite.

BTN: 825 (8.3 bb)
Hero (SB): 6,136 (61.4 bb)
BB: 3,415 (34.2 bb)
UTG+1: 1,885 (18.9 bb)
UTG+2: 5,039 (50.4 bb)
MP1: 3,000 (30 bb)
MP2: 5,165 (51.7 bb)
MP3: 3,787 (37.9 bb)
CO: 3,590 (35.9 bb)

Preflop: Hero is SB with J

J

UTG+1 folds, UTG+2 calls 100, MP1 calls 100, 4 folds, Hero raises to 350, BB folds, UTG+2 calls 250, MP1 calls 250

Flop: (1,150) 7

7

4

(3 players)
Hero bets 632, UTG+2 folds, MP1 calls 632

Turn: (2,414) 3

(2 players)
Hero bets 1,931, MP1 calls 1,931

River: (6,276) 5

(2 players)
Hero bets 100, MP1 calls 87 and is all-in

Results:



Poker Stars, $50 Buy-in (50/100 blinds) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 9 Players
Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite.

CO: 825 (8.3 bb)
Hero (BTN): 2,986 (29.9 bb)
SB: 2,900 (29 bb)
BB: 1,485 (14.9 bb)
UTG+1: 6,657 (66.6 bb)
UTG+2: 6,521 (65.2 bb)
MP1: 6,797 (68 bb)
MP2: 2,893 (28.9 bb)
MP3: 4,778 (47.8 bb)

Preflop: Hero is BTN with 9

9

6 folds, Hero raises to 300, SB folds, BB raises to 1,485 and is all-in, Hero calls 1,185

Flop: (3,020) 8

T

K

(2 players, 1 is all-in)
Turn: (3,020) A

(2 players, 1 is all-in)
River: (3,020) Q

(2 players, 1 is all-in)

Results:

Poker Stars, $50 Buy-in (100/200 blinds) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 9 Players
Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite.

MP2: 1,775 (8.9 bb)
Hero (MP3): 2,326 (11.6 bb)
CO: 3,105 (15.5 bb)
BTN: 2,720 (13.6 bb)
SB: 12,099 (60.5 bb)
BB: 5,566 (27.8 bb)
UTG+1: 9,356 (46.8 bb)
UTG+2: 2,518 (12.6 bb)
MP1: 4,778 (23.9 bb)

Preflop: Hero is MP3 with A

J

4 folds, Hero raises to 2,326 and is all-in, 3 folds, BB calls 2,126

Flop: (4,752) 4

Q

6

(2 players, 1 is all-in)
Turn: (4,752) 5

(2 players, 1 is all-in)
River: (4,752) K

(2 players, 1 is all-in)

Results:

Руки сижу гляжу вчерашние - ну за исключением бодрого оллина моего на 88 в ночном полтосе с 18бб при блайндах 100 против нитоватого рега, и оллина на KQs в 33 2р1а не такого уж и обязательного в той ситуации - особо страшного криминала за собой не вижу. Но это моё личное мнение - посмотрим че седня будет.

Poker Stars, $10 Buy-in (25/50 blinds) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 9 Players
Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite.

MP1: 2,478 (49.6 bb)
MP2: 2,880 (57.6 bb)
MP3: 3,561 (71.2 bb)
CO: 3,000 (60 bb)
BTN: 2,595 (51.9 bb)
Hero (SB): 5,815 (116.3 bb)
BB: 3,355 (67.1 bb)
UTG+1: 5,062 (101.2 bb)
UTG+2: 3,300 (66 bb)

Preflop: Hero is SB with A

K

UTG+1 raises to 125, 3 folds, MP3 calls 125, 2 folds, Hero raises to 350, BB folds, UTG+1 calls 225, MP3 calls 225

Flop: (1,100) 8

9

7

(3 players)
Hero checks, UTG+1 checks, MP3 bets 650, Hero calls 650, UTG+1 folds

Turn: (2,400) 6

(2 players)
Hero checks, MP3 bets 2,561 and is all-in, Hero calls 2,561

River: (7,522) 9

(2 players, 1 is all-in)

Results:

Poker Stars, $5 Buy-in (150/300 blinds, 25 ante) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 8 Players
Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite.

SB: 21,556 (71.9 bb)
BB: 12,956 (43.2 bb)
UTG+2: 24,260 (80.9 bb)
MP1: 17,529 (58.4 bb)
MP2: 14,917 (49.7 bb)
MP3: 4,572 (15.2 bb)
CO: 25,446 (84.8 bb)
Hero (BTN): 5,098 (17 bb)

Preflop: Hero is BTN with T

J

UTG+2 folds, MP1 calls 300, MP2 raises to 750, 2 folds, Hero calls 750, 2 folds, MP1 calls 450

Flop: (2,900) 9

T

4

(3 players)
MP1 checks, MP2 checks, Hero bets 4,323 and is all-in, MP1 folds, MP2 calls 4,323

Turn: (11,546) 6

(2 players, 1 is all-in)
River: (11,546) 5

(2 players, 1 is all-in)

Results:


Poker Stars, $10 Buy-in (50/100 blinds) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 9 Players
Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite.

BB: 5,488 (54.9 bb)
UTG+1: 2,625 (26.3 bb)
UTG+2: 10,487 (104.9 bb)
MP1: 4,192 (41.9 bb)
MP2: 3,299 (33 bb)
MP3: 5,988 (59.9 bb)
Hero (CO): 7,065 (70.7 bb)
BTN: 4,608 (46.1 bb)
SB: 1,525 (15.3 bb)

Preflop: Hero is CO with K

A

5 folds, Hero raises to 300, 2 folds, BB raises to 5,488 and is all-in, Hero calls 5,188

Flop: (11,026) 8

K

Q

(2 players, 1 is all-in)
Turn: (11,026) T

(2 players, 1 is all-in)
River: (11,026) Q

(2 players, 1 is all-in)

Results:

хотер

Poker Stars, $5 Buy-in (60/120 blinds, 15 ante) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 9 Players
Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite.

UTG+1: 2,580 (21.5 bb)
UTG+2: 7,260 (60.5 bb)
Hero (MP1): 2,636 (22 bb)
MP2: 1,780 (14.8 bb)
MP3: 2,985 (24.9 bb)
CO: 7,685 (64 bb)
BTN: 5,455 (45.5 bb)
SB: 8,770 (73.1 bb)
BB: 2,960 (24.7 bb)

Preflop: Hero is MP1 with 8

8

UTG+1 folds, UTG+2 calls 120, Hero raises to 2,621 and is all-in, 3 folds, BTN calls 2,621, 2 folds, UTG+2 calls 2,501

Flop: (8,178) J

T

J

(3 players, 1 is all-in)
UTG+2 checks, BTN bets 2,819 and is all-in, UTG+2 calls 2,819

Turn: (13,816) 9

(3 players, 2 are all-in)
River: (13,816) 7

(3 players, 2 are all-in)

Results:

я проклятый


Poker Stars, $8 Buy-in (125/250 blinds, 30 ante) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 9 Players
Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite.

Hero (BB): 5,062 (20.2 bb)
UTG+1: 2,125 (8.5 bb)
UTG+2: 6,987 (27.9 bb)
MP1: 8,374 (33.5 bb)
MP2: 3,333 (13.3 bb)
MP3: 6,253 (25 bb)
CO: 5,892 (23.6 bb)
BTN: 2,954 (11.8 bb)
SB: 8,582 (34.3 bb)

Preflop: Hero is BB with 2

7

7 folds, SB completes, Hero checks

Flop: (770) 7

2

A

(2 players)
SB checks, Hero bets 616, SB calls 616

Turn: (2,002) T

(2 players)
SB checks, Hero bets 2,000, SB raises to 4,000, Hero raises to 4,166 and is all-in, SB calls 166

River: (10,334) 9

(2 players, 1 is all-in)

Results:


Poker Stars, $10 Buy-in (10/20 blinds) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 8 Players
Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite.

CO: 3,000 (150 bb)
BTN: 2,990 (149.5 bb)
SB: 2,980 (149 bb)
BB: 3,000 (150 bb)
UTG+2: 6,030 (301.5 bb)
MP1: 3,000 (150 bb)
Hero (MP2): 3,000 (150 bb)
MP3: 3,000 (150 bb)

Preflop: Hero is MP2 with 3

3

2 folds, Hero raises to 60, MP3 folds, CO raises to 160, 3 folds, Hero calls 100

Flop: (350) 2

3

K

(2 players)
Hero checks, CO bets 157, Hero raises to 400, CO calls 243

Turn: (1,150) Q

(2 players)
Hero bets 632, CO calls 632

River: (2,414) 9

(2 players)
Hero bets 1,808 and is all-in, CO calls 1,808 and is all-in

Results:

Poker Stars, $50 Buy-in (10/20 blinds) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 8 Players
Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite.

MP3: 3,330 (166.5 bb)
CO: 2,875 (143.8 bb)
Hero (BTN): 2,820 (141 bb)
SB: 3,030 (151.5 bb)
BB: 3,380 (169 bb)
UTG+2: 2,980 (149 bb)
MP1: 2,880 (144 bb)
MP2: 2,960 (148 bb)

Preflop: Hero is BTN with K

K

2 folds, MP2 raises to 100, 2 folds, Hero raises to 290, SB folds, BB raises to 3,380 and is all-in, MP2 folds, Hero calls 2,530 and is all-in

Flop: (5,750) J

6

T

(2 players, 2 are all-in)
Turn: (5,750) 3

(2 players, 2 are all-in)
River: (5,750) 9

(2 players, 2 are all-in)

Results:

Poker Stars, $50 Buy-in (25/50 blinds) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 9 Players
Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite.

BTN: 2,342 (46.8 bb)
SB: 3,280 (65.6 bb)
BB: 2,985 (59.7 bb)
UTG+1: 2,287 (45.7 bb)
Hero (UTG+2): 5,562 (111.2 bb)
MP1: 3,560 (71.2 bb)
MP2: 2,775 (55.5 bb)
MP3: 3,660 (73.2 bb)
CO: 3,210 (64.2 bb)

Preflop: Hero is UTG+2 with Q

Q

UTG+1 raises to 150, Hero raises to 725- мисклилк детектед, UTG+1 raises to 2,287 and is all-in, Hero calls 1,562

Flop: (4,649) 9

2

J

(2 players, 1 is all-in)
Turn: (4,649) 5

(2 players, 1 is all-in)
River: (4,649) 8

(2 players, 1 is all-in)

Results:


11 2р1а долбоеб детектед

Poker Stars, $10 Buy-in (30/60 blinds) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 8 Players
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Hero (BB): 6,335 (105.6 bb)
UTG+2: 11,365 (189.4 bb)
MP1: 7,426 (123.8 bb)
MP2: 4,117 (68.6 bb)
MP3: 8,685 (144.8 bb)
CO: 9,000 (150 bb)
BTN: 9,418 (157 bb)
SB: 4,296 (71.6 bb)

Preflop: Hero is BB with J

J

UTG+2 folds, MP1 raises to 120, 5 folds, Hero raises to 330, MP1 calls 210

Flop: (690) 3

6

5

(2 players)
Hero bets 379, MP1 raises to 7,096 and is all-in, Hero calls 5,626 and is all-in

Turn: (12,700) 9

(2 players, 2 are all-in)
River: (12,700) A

(2 players, 2 are all-in)

Results:

2 (или 3) долбоеба детектед

Poker Stars, $50 Buy-in (25/50 blinds) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 9 Players
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UTG+2: 2,632 (52.6 bb)
MP1: 2,690 (53.8 bb)
MP2: 2,145 (42.9 bb)
MP3: 6,309 (126.2 bb)
Hero (CO): 5,415 (108.3 bb)
BTN: 2,925 (58.5 bb)
SB: 2,675 (53.5 bb)
BB: 4,385 (87.7 bb)
UTG+1: 3,485 (69.7 bb)

Preflop: Hero is CO with K

K

UTG+1 raises to 150, UTG+2 folds, MP1 calls 150, 2 folds, Hero raises to 400, 3 folds, UTG+1 calls 250, MP1 calls 250

Flop: (1,275) 3

2

6

(3 players)
UTG+1 checks, MP1 checks, Hero bets 725, UTG+1 raises to 3,085 and is all-in, MP1 calls 2,290 and is all-in, Hero calls 2,360

Turn: (9,735) 7

(3 players, 2 are all-in)
River: (9,735) T

(3 players, 2 are all-in)

Results:

Заебищная хуйня - "дамы в тузов" детектед

Poker Stars, $25 Buy-in (250/500 blinds, 60 ante) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 9 Players
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Hero (MP3): 7,602 (15.2 bb)
CO: 29,523 (59 bb)
BTN: 15,736 (31.5 bb)
SB: 15,877 (31.8 bb)
BB: 8,057 (16.1 bb)
UTG+1: 22,535 (45.1 bb)
UTG+2: 23,571 (47.1 bb)
MP1: 12,354 (24.7 bb)
MP2: 9,030 (18.1 bb)

Preflop: Hero is MP3 with Q

Q

4 folds, Hero raises to 1,250, CO folds, BTN raises to 15,676 and is all-in, 2 folds, Hero calls 6,292 and is all-in

Flop: (16,374) 9

3

2

(2 players, 2 are all-in)
Turn: (16,374) J

(2 players, 2 are all-in)
River: (16,374) 9

(2 players, 2 are all-in)

Results:

22+р (5K)
Ну я и мудак


Poker Stars, $20 Buy-in (150/300 blinds, 25 ante) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 8 Players
Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite.

UTG+2: 17,002 (56.7 bb)
MP1: 10,742 (35.8 bb)
MP2: 6,422 (21.4 bb)
MP3: 2,471 (8.2 bb)
CO: 26,352 (87.8 bb)
BTN: 10,637 (35.5 bb)
Hero (SB): 8,826 (29.4 bb)
BB: 12,353 (41.2 bb)

Preflop: Hero is SB with 7

7

2 folds, MP2 raises to 600, 3 folds, Hero calls 450, BB calls 300

Flop: (2,000) 5

4

6

(3 players)
Hero bets 1,100, BB raises to 11,728 and is all-in, MP2 folds, Hero calls 7,101 and is all-in

Turn: (18,402) K

(2 players, 2 are all-in)
River: (18,402) 2

(2 players, 2 are all-in)

Results:

Опять бабл ребайника - опять блайнд на блайнд

Poker Stars, $10 Buy-in (625/1,250 blinds, 150 ante) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 8 Players
Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite.

BB: 39,702 (31.8 bb)
UTG+2: 34,555 (27.6 bb)
MP1: 24,885 (19.9 bb)
MP2: 22,158 (17.7 bb)
MP3: 47,769 (38.2 bb)
CO: 53,124 (42.5 bb)
BTN: 45,072 (36.1 bb)
Hero (SB): 17,196 (13.8 bb)

Preflop: Hero is SB with A

J

6 folds, Hero raises to 17,046 and is all-in, BB calls 15,796

Flop: (35,292) 9

T

5

(2 players, 1 is all-in)
Turn: (35,292) 8

(2 players, 1 is all-in)
River: (35,292) 8

(2 players, 1 is all-in)

Results:

Ну просто старзы заебали уже - на хуй эту восемь было вообще класть то
топ-15 - опять хуй чую. Итмов и так нет - уже опять за 500 лечу

Poker Stars, $30 Buy-in (500/1,000 blinds, 100 ante) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 7 Players
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CO: 58,677 (58.7 bb)
BTN: 26,431 (26.4 bb)
SB: 12,209 (12.2 bb)
Hero (BB): 30,459 (30.5 bb)
MP1: 25,934 (25.9 bb)
MP2: 15,835 (15.8 bb)
MP3: 56,127 (56.1 bb)

Preflop: Hero is BB with 8

A

5 folds, SB raises to 12,109 and is all-in, Hero calls 11,109

Flop: (24,918) J

8

A

(2 players, 1 is all-in)
Turn: (24,918) T

(2 players, 1 is all-in)
River: (24,918) J

(2 players, 1 is all-in)

Results:

8 заебца, Валет лишний....на терне уже подготавливали....

.

Один хуй занес этот турик. В ха вышел когда вышел - фишек было в 6 раз меньше чем у оппонента. Но я сравнялся - он предложил сделку - я решил, что с моим лаком нынешним - не худший вариант.

прикольно, что за ночь я не на 500 а на все 600 почти загрузился, ладно вот пох бы на эти загрузки и вылеты, бедбиты, - хотя бы две нормальных суммы за загрузку - и все ровно. Или итмы регулярные. У меня вроде процент итм всегда аж зашкаливающий был.
Ну главное зато, тенденция идет - финалочки финалочки.

хочу сотку дневную попробовать сыграть - которя 7.5K гарантии - не разу не играл ее - кто че скажет - там совсем уныло а плане состава - или есть варианты?