Бездонный Колодец LakyFishAA!!!=)

3BEP @ 23.6.2011
ооо,пока мемя небыло уже банкрольчик наколотил,красавчеГ=))
поздравляю,так держать!

спасибо!!!!

красавчег)лови на ауру!
там даже есть король Джипси)

Kid_oF_Mtt @ 23.6.2011
красавчег)лови на ауру!
там даже есть король Джипси)

Спасибо!крутая тема!)

фри от джипси=)

Converted by a herd of feral cows
PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em t15/t30 - 5 players

SB: t2,015
BB: t1,340 (Hero)
UTG: t1,180
CO: t1,340
Button: t1,625

Preflop: (t45) Hero is BB with

(5 players)
2 folds, Button raises to t60, SB calls t45, Hero calls t30

Flop: (t180)

(3 players)
SB checks, Hero bets t90, Button calls t90, SB folds

Turn: (t360)

(2 players)
Hero bets t270, Button calls t270

River: (t900)

(2 players)
Hero bets t920 and is all-in, Button calls t920

Hero showed

, and won (2740) with two pair, Queens and Sevens
Button showed

, and lost with a pair of Nines
Hero won t2740

Cows play poker with cow chips
PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em t25/t50 - 5 players

SB: t1,875
BB: t1,730 (Hero)
UTG: t2,335
CO: t1,800
Button: t1,055

Preflop: (t75) Hero is BB with

(5 players)
3 folds, SB raises to t150, Hero calls t100

Flop: (t300)

(2 players)
SB bets t200, Hero raises to t400, SB raises to t600, Hero raises to t1580 and is all-in, SB calls t980

Turn: (t3,460)

(2 players)

River: (t3,460)

(2 players)

SB showed

, and won (3460) with two pair, Jacks and Threes
Hero showed

, and lost with a pair of Nines
SB won t3460

За чем он пушил))

Converted by a herd of feral cows
Full Tilt No-Limit Hold'em t10/t20 - 2 players

BB: t330
Button: t670 (Hero)

Preflop: (t30) Hero is Button with

(2 players)
Hero raises to t40, BB calls t20

Flop: (t80)

(2 players)
BB checks, Hero bets t40, BB raises to t290, and is all in, Hero calls t250

Turn: (t660)

(2 players)

River: (t660)

(2 players)

BB showed

, and lost with two pair, Eights and Threes
Hero showed

, and won (660) with three of a kind, Eights
Hero won t660

Feral Cow Poker
Full Tilt No-Limit Hold'em t15/t30 - 2 players

BB: t620 (Hero)
Button: t380

Preflop: (t45) Hero is BB with

(2 players)
Button calls t15, Hero checks

Flop: (t60)

(2 players)
Hero checks, Button checks

Turn: (t60)

(2 players)
Hero bets t60, Button raises to t350, and is all in, Hero calls t290

River: (t760)

(2 players)

Hero showed

, and won (760) with two pair, Sixes and Twos
Button showed

, and lost with a pair of Sixes
Hero won t760

Cows play poker with cow chips
Full Tilt No-Limit Hold'em t10/t20 - 2 players

BB: t500
Button: t500 (Hero)

Preflop: (t30) Hero is Button with

(2 players)
Hero raises to t40, BB calls t20

Flop: (t80)

(2 players)
BB checks, Hero checks

Turn: (t80)

(2 players)
BB bets t80, Hero raises to t160, BB calls t80

River: (t400)

(2 players)
BB checks, Hero bets t300, and is all in, BB calls t300, and is all in

BB mucked

Hero showed

, and won (1,000) with three of a kind, Fours
Hero won t1,000

Рыжий жжот!

once a cow has a taste for violence, it reverts. it becomes feral.
Full Tilt No-Limit Hold'em t40/t80 - 9 players

Button: t3,547
SB: t255
BB: t1,760
UTG: t1,680
UTG+1: t3,830
MP: t2,500
MP2: t1,440 (Hero)
HJ: t4,207
CO: t2,720

Preflop: (t120) Hero is MP2 with

(9 players)
UTG raises to t160, UTG+1 calls t160, MP folds, Hero raises to t1,440, and is all in, 3 folds, SB calls t215, and is all in, BB folds, UTG raises to t1,680, and is all in, UTG+1 calls t1,520

Flop: (t5,135)

(4 players)

Turn: (t5,135)

(4 players)

River: (t5,135)

(4 players)

SB showed

, and lost with Ace Jack high
UTG showed

, and won (480) with King Queen high
UTG+1 showed

, and lost with Queen Ten high
Hero showed

, and won (4,655) with three of a kind, Sevens
UTG won t480
Hero won t4,655

Не много позитива
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инет (с)

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