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Poker Stars, $10 Buy-in (50/100 blinds) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 9 Players
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SB: 2,930 (29.3 bb)
Hero (BB): 3,000 (30 bb)
UTG+1: 3,000 (30 bb)
UTG+2: 2,431 (24.3 bb)
MP1: 4,706 (47.1 bb)
MP2: 4,482 (44.8 bb)
MP3: 10,000 (100 bb)
CO: 7,078 (70.8 bb)
BTN: 2,041 (20.4 bb)

Preflop: Hero is BB with K

K

3 folds, MP2 raises to 250, 4 folds, Hero raises to 650, MP2 calls 400

Flop: (1,350) 5

5

2

(2 players)
Hero bets 450, MP2 calls 450

Turn: (2,250) T

(2 players)
Hero bets 800, MP2 raises to 2,000, Hero calls 1,100 and is all-in

River: (6,050) 7

(2 players, 1 is all-in)

Results:

Poker Stars, $30 Buy-in (20/40 blinds) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 9 Players
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MP2: 3,000 (75 bb)
MP3: 2,940 (73.5 bb)
CO: 2,955 (73.9 bb)
BTN: 4,080 (102 bb)
SB: 2,140 (53.5 bb)
BB: 3,380 (84.5 bb)
UTG+1: 3,965 (99.1 bb)
UTG+2: 2,705 (67.6 bb)
Hero (MP1): 3,210 (80.3 bb)

Preflop: Hero is MP1 with J

J

2 folds, Hero raises to 120, MP2 calls 120, MP3 folds, CO calls 120, BTN folds, SB calls 100, BB calls 80

Flop: (600) 2

5

2

(5 players)
SB checks, BB checks, Hero bets 360, 2 folds, SB calls 360, BB folds

Turn: (1,320) 3

(2 players)
SB bets 680, Hero raises to 2,730 and is all-in, SB calls 980 and is all-in

River: (4,640) A

(2 players, 2 are all-in)

Results:

Охуеть феналочко.
Попроще никак нельзя было состав подобрать.

Четвертый. Пробитый пидер из Новой Каледоний само собой занесет. Там с покером еще мало знакомы - надо поуляризовывать срочно

Poker Stars, $25 Buy-in (1,000/2,000 blinds, 250 ante) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 4 Players
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Hero (CO): 28,396 (14.2 bb)
BTN: 85,138 (42.6 bb)
SB: 88,035 (44 bb)
BB: 128,431 (64.2 bb)

Preflop: Hero is CO with K

A

Hero raises to 28,146 and is all-in, 2 folds, BB calls 26,146

Flop: (58,292) J

4

2

(2 players, 1 is all-in)
Turn: (58,292) 5

(2 players, 1 is all-in)
River: (58,292) Q

(2 players, 1 is all-in)

Results:

gg

Меня это блядство сеггдняшнее, просто выбешивает. Ебут в одну калитку везде.

2р1а
Poker Stars, $5 Buy-in (40/80 blinds) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 9 Players
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SB: 4,640 (58 bb)
BB: 6,970 (87.1 bb)
UTG+1: 8,914 (111.4 bb)
UTG+2: 9,590 (119.9 bb)
MP1: 8,275 (103.4 bb)
MP2: 2,720 (34 bb)
MP3: 6,075 (75.9 bb)
CO: 8,710 (108.9 bb)
Hero (BTN): 10,380 (129.8 bb)


Preflop: Hero is BTN with K

K

UTG+1 raises to 160, 5 folds, Hero raises to 480, SB folds, BB raises to 6,970 and is all-in, UTG+1 folds, Hero calls 6,490

Flop: (14,140) 3

8

9

(2 players, 1 is all-in)
Turn: (14,140) 8

(2 players, 1 is all-in)
River: (14,140) J

(2 players, 1 is all-in)

Results:

Ну это реально уже беспредел. Апогей ебли сегодняшней

Топ-18
Poker Stars, $8 Buy-in (1,500/3,000 blinds, 375 ante) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 9 Players
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BTN: 162,307 (54.1 bb)
SB: 96,097 (32 bb)
BB: 76,312 (25.4 bb)
UTG+1: 42,118 (14 bb)
UTG+2: 95,607 (31.9 bb)
Hero (MP1): 45,123 (15 bb)
MP2: 118,265 (39.4 bb)
MP3: 107,797 (35.9 bb)
CO: 115,019 (38.3 bb)

Preflop: Hero is MP1 with 5

5

2 folds, Hero raises to 6,300, 5 folds, BB calls 3,300

Flop: (17,475) J

5

J

(2 players)
BB checks, Hero bets 3,000, BB raises to 7,500, Hero calls 4,500

Turn: (32,475) 3

(2 players)
BB bets 13,500, Hero raises to 30,948 and is all-in, BB calls 17,448

River: (94,371) J

(2 players, 1 is all-in)

Results:

Poker Stars, $50 Buy-in (150/300 blinds, 40 ante) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 9 Players
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MP1: 12,424 (41.4 bb)
MP2: 3,672 (12.2 bb)
MP3: 12,196 (40.7 bb)
CO: 4,232 (14.1 bb)
BTN: 2,407 (8 bb)
SB: 3,542 (11.8 bb)
Hero (BB): 6,331 (21.1 bb)
UTG+1: 15,707 (52.4 bb)
UTG+2: 3,871 (12.9 bb)

Preflop: Hero is BB with 5

A

7 folds, SB raises to 3,502 and is all-in, Hero calls 3,202

Flop: (7,364) J

J

Q

(2 players, 1 is all-in)
Turn: (7,364) J

(2 players, 1 is all-in)
River: (7,364) 9

(2 players, 1 is all-in)

Results:

Фултильт ко мне тоже благосклонен.
AK<AQ в первом же оллине.
Если нет разницы, - не вижу смысла распаляться особо.

Вроде хотел бедбиты не постить. Но одно и то же говно из тура в тур - заебывает. 10 талеров мимо кассы в ноке.

Poker Stars, $10 Buy-in (40/80 blinds) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 9 Players
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Hero (SB): 5,463 (68.3 bb)
BB: 1,015 (12.7 bb)
UTG+1: 5,755 (71.9 bb)
UTG+2: 11,300 (141.3 bb)
MP1: 2,680 (33.5 bb)
MP2: 8,545 (106.8 bb)
MP3: 2,690 (33.6 bb)
CO: 4,655 (58.2 bb)
BTN: 2,360 (29.5 bb)

Preflop: Hero is SB with 8

7

5 folds, CO calls 80, BTN raises to 160, Hero calls 120, BB calls 80, CO calls 80

Flop: (640) 6

9

5

(4 players)
Hero checks, BB bets 240, CO folds, BTN raises to 480, Hero calls 480, BB raises to 720, BTN calls 240, Hero raises to 1,080, BB calls 135 and is all-in, BTN calls 360

Turn: (3,655) A

(3 players, 1 is all-in)
Hero bets 1,280, BTN calls 1,120 and is all-in

River: (5,895) A

(3 players, 2 are all-in)

Results:

Ебать, я хоть одну раздачу нужную на тузах выиграю сегодня. Ебаный дурильник.
Poker Stars, $10 Buy-in (500/1,000 blinds, 125 ante) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 8 Players
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UTG+2: 45,083 (45.1 bb)
MP1: 14,378 (14.4 bb)
MP2: 17,951 (18 bb)
MP3: 12,786 (12.8 bb)
Hero (CO): 14,719 (14.7 bb)
BTN: 24,573 (24.6 bb)
SB: 10,863 (10.9 bb)
BB: 19,232 (19.2 bb)

Preflop: Hero is CO with A

A

3 folds, MP3 raises to 12,661 and is all-in, Hero raises to 14,594 and is all-in, 3 folds

Flop: (27,822) J

5

9

(2 players, 2 are all-in)
Turn: (27,822) 9

(2 players, 2 are all-in)
River: (27,822) J

(2 players, 2 are all-in)

Results:

Ну блядина ты ебаная - ну одно и тоже.

2р1а
Poker Stars, $5 Buy-in (3,000/6,000 blinds, 750 ante) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 8 Players
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MP1: 281,682 (46.9 bb)
MP2: 89,419 (14.9 bb)
MP3: 97,470 (16.2 bb)
CO: 68,002 (11.3 bb)
BTN: 156,815 (26.1 bb)
SB: 189,261 (31.5 bb)
Hero (BB): 70,300 (11.7 bb)
UTG+2: 46,024 (7.7 bb)

Preflop: Hero is BB with K

A

4 folds, CO raises to 12,000, 2 folds, Hero raises to 69,550 and is all-in, CO calls 55,252 and is all-in

Flop: (143,504) T

5

2

(2 players, 2 are all-in)
Turn: (143,504) 5

(2 players, 2 are all-in)
River: (143,504) 8

(2 players, 2 are all-in)

Results:

Первый раз королей увидел на этом проебаном фултильте.

Full Tilt, 20/40 blinds No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 8 Players
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Hero (BB): 2,970 (74.3 bb)
UTG+2: 4,950 (123.8 bb)
MP1: 4,940 (123.5 bb)
MP2: 4,930 (123.3 bb)
MP3: 2,570 (64.3 bb)
CO: 4,451 (111.3 bb)
BTN: 5,305 (132.6 bb)
SB: 6,240 (156 bb)

Preflop: Hero is BB with K

K

2 folds, MP2 calls 40, 3 folds, SB completes, Hero raises to 180, MP2 folds, SB calls 140

Flop: (400) 9

A

4

(2 players)
SB checks, Hero checks

Turn: (400) 8

(2 players)
SB checks, Hero checks

River: (400) 2

(2 players)
SB bets 400, Hero calls 400

Results:

7ой в 2р1а. Проебать коин такому уебану соотечественнику конечно втройне западло.

Poker Stars, $5 Buy-in (10,000/20,000 blinds, 2,500 ante) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 7 Players
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SB: 505,262 (25.3 bb)
BB: 823,260 (41.2 bb)
MP1: 1,430,377 (71.5 bb)
MP2: 1,344,460 (67.2 bb)
MP3: 708,929 (35.4 bb)
Hero (CO): 380,738 (19 bb)
BTN: 431,974 (21.6 bb)

Preflop: Hero is CO with A

K

3 folds, Hero raises to 378,238 and is all-in, 2 folds, BB calls 358,238

Flop: (783,976) J

7

Q

(2 players, 1 is all-in)
Turn: (783,976) A

(2 players, 1 is all-in)
River: (783,976) 8

(2 players, 1 is all-in)

Results:

Щейнберг ты ебаная гнида. Ну ты совсем охуел тварь, после открытия ФТП. Такая уебачка стоит. Ну в цвет блять просто. Где ебаная логика в твоём аппарате.
Просто продыху не даёт пидер. Хуй с ним я проебал там уебищу какому-то монетку на финалке. Но на хуй так то палиться постоянно уже которую сотню турниров.

Poker Stars, $3 Buy-in (1,500/3,000 blinds, 300 ante) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 8 Players
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MP1: 231,607 (77.2 bb)
MP2: 30,130 (10 bb)
MP3: 38,532 (12.8 bb)
CO: 112,880 (37.6 bb)
BTN: 53,697 (17.9 bb)
SB: 53,930 (18 bb)
Hero (BB): 82,621 (27.5 bb)
UTG+2: 37,818 (12.6 bb)

Preflop: Hero is BB with K

A

UTG+2 folds, MP1 calls 3,000, 4 folds, SB completes, Hero raises to 82,321 and is all-in, MP1 calls 79,321, SB folds

Flop: (170,042) K

4

T

(2 players, 1 is all-in)
Turn: (170,042) A

(2 players, 1 is all-in)
River: (170,042) Q

(2 players, 1 is all-in)

Results:

мне сёдня ФТП примерил FiVeBuBleCrown скатал 5снг,6мах и во всез аут 3им (имт 2ум)

Охуейте че творится постоянно. На меня тут похуй. Этот чорт с K5 ни секунды не думал.
Шож за палево. Я за седня таких раздач ни одну ни две и ни пять видел.

Poker Stars, $10 Buy-in (500/1,000 blinds, 125 ante) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 9 Players
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UTG+2: 72,335 (72.3 bb)
MP1: 29,048 (29 bb)
Hero (MP2): 4,944 (4.9 bb)
MP3: 21,954 (22 bb)
CO: 22,513 (22.5 bb)
BTN: 44,468 (44.5 bb)
SB: 22,493 (22.5 bb)
BB: 26,043 (26 bb)
UTG+1: 17,099 (17.1 bb)

Preflop: Hero is MP2 with 6

6

UTG+1 raises to 2,500, UTG+2 folds, MP1 calls 2,500, Hero raises to 4,819 and is all-in, 2 folds, BTN calls 4,819, SB raises to 22,368 and is all-in, 3 folds, BTN calls 17,549

Flop: (56,680) 3

7

8

(3 players, 2 are all-in)
Turn: (56,680) 5

(3 players, 2 are all-in)
River: (56,680) 5

(3 players, 2 are all-in)

Results:

Full Tilt, 50/100 blinds No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 8 Players
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MP2: 4,984 (49.8 bb)
MP3: 2,830 (28.3 bb)
CO: 834 (8.3 bb)
BTN: 3,890 (38.9 bb)
SB: 2,294 (22.9 bb)
BB: 6,010 (60.1 bb)
UTG+2: 3,120 (31.2 bb)
Hero (MP1): 9,283 (92.8 bb)

Preflop: Hero is MP1 with 9

Q

UTG+2 folds, Hero raises to 250, 3 folds, BTN raises to 500, 2 folds, Hero calls 250

Flop: (1,150) 9

J

9

(2 players)
Hero checks, BTN bets 600, Hero raises to 1,200, BTN raises to 3,390 and is all-in, Hero calls 2,190

Turn: (7,930) 3

(2 players, 1 is all-in)
River: (7,930) J

(2 players, 1 is all-in)

Results:

Goban899 @ 8.11.2012
Full Tilt, 50/100 blinds No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 8 Players
Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite.

MP2: 4,984 (49.8 bb)
MP3: 2,830 (28.3 bb)
CO: 834 (8.3 bb)
BTN: 3,890 (38.9 bb)
SB: 2,294 (22.9 bb)
BB: 6,010 (60.1 bb)
UTG+2: 3,120 (31.2 bb)
Hero (MP1): 9,283 (92.8 bb)

Preflop: Hero is MP1 with 9

Q

UTG+2 folds, Hero raises to 250, 3 folds, BTN raises to 500, 2 folds, Hero calls 250

Flop: (1,150) 9

J

9

(2 players)
Hero checks, BTN bets 600, Hero raises to 1,200, BTN raises to 3,390 and is all-in, Hero calls 2,190

Turn: (7,930) 3

(2 players, 1 is all-in)
River: (7,930) J

(2 players, 1 is all-in)

Results:

7,930 pot
Final Board: 9

J

9

3

J

BTN showed A

A

and lost (-3,890 net)
Hero showed 9

Q

and won 7,930 (4,040 net)

а на мужской 3-бет 2,5-3 раза выкидывал бы пре?

первые тузы на фултильте

Full Tilt, 25/50 blinds No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 9 Players
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SB: 5,680 (113.6 bb)
BB: 4,400 (88 bb)
UTG+1: 2,908 (58.2 bb)
UTG+2: 3,200 (64 bb)
MP1: 2,940 (58.8 bb)
MP2: 3,050 (61 bb)
MP3: 4,735 (94.7 bb)
Hero (CO): 5,969 (119.4 bb)
BTN: 1,440 (28.8 bb)

Preflop: Hero is CO with A

A

3 folds, MP2 raises to 150, MP3 folds, Hero raises to 425, 3 folds, MP2 raises to 3,050 and is all-in, Hero calls 2,625

Flop: (6,175) 3

9

3

(2 players, 1 is all-in)
Turn: (6,175) K

(2 players, 1 is all-in)
River: (6,175) 5

(2 players, 1 is all-in)

Results:

milorad1992 @ 8.11.2012
а на мужской 3-бет 2,5-3 раза выкидывал бы пре?

неа))))))))) проверяю акк на фарт фултильтовский




чтоб не так вот как на старзах было

Poker Stars, $25 Buy-in (50/100 blinds) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 9 Players
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MP2: 3,250 (32.5 bb)
MP3: 4,995 (50 bb)
CO: 2,378 (23.8 bb)
BTN: 6,785 (67.9 bb)
SB: 2,731 (27.3 bb)
BB: 2,875 (28.8 bb)
UTG+1: 2,503 (25 bb)
Hero (UTG+2): 2,713 (27.1 bb)
MP1: 2,360 (23.6 bb)

Preflop: Hero is UTG+2 with K

K

UTG+1 folds, Hero raises to 300, 4 folds, BTN calls 300, SB folds, BB raises to 2,875 and is all-in, Hero calls 2,413 and is all-in, BTN folds

Flop: (5,776) A

2

K

(2 players, 2 are all-in)
Turn: (5,776) 6

(2 players, 2 are all-in)
River: (5,776) Q

(2 players, 2 are all-in)

Results: