Через час, оставшиеся в живых, позавидуют мертвым...

Poker Stars, $50 Buy-in (150/300 blinds, 40 ante) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 9 Players
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MP1: 12,424 (41.4 bb)
MP2: 3,672 (12.2 bb)
MP3: 12,196 (40.7 bb)
CO: 4,232 (14.1 bb)
BTN: 2,407 (8 bb)
SB: 3,542 (11.8 bb)
Hero (BB): 6,331 (21.1 bb)
UTG+1: 15,707 (52.4 bb)
UTG+2: 3,871 (12.9 bb)

Preflop: Hero is BB with 5

A

7 folds, SB raises to 3,502 and is all-in, Hero calls 3,202

Flop: (7,364) J

J

Q

(2 players, 1 is all-in)
Turn: (7,364) J

(2 players, 1 is all-in)
River: (7,364) 9

(2 players, 1 is all-in)

Results:

Фултильт ко мне тоже благосклонен.
AK<AQ в первом же оллине.
Если нет разницы, - не вижу смысла распаляться особо.

Вроде хотел бедбиты не постить. Но одно и то же говно из тура в тур - заебывает. 10 талеров мимо кассы в ноке.

Poker Stars, $10 Buy-in (40/80 blinds) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 9 Players
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Hero (SB): 5,463 (68.3 bb)
BB: 1,015 (12.7 bb)
UTG+1: 5,755 (71.9 bb)
UTG+2: 11,300 (141.3 bb)
MP1: 2,680 (33.5 bb)
MP2: 8,545 (106.8 bb)
MP3: 2,690 (33.6 bb)
CO: 4,655 (58.2 bb)
BTN: 2,360 (29.5 bb)

Preflop: Hero is SB with 8

7

5 folds, CO calls 80, BTN raises to 160, Hero calls 120, BB calls 80, CO calls 80

Flop: (640) 6

9

5

(4 players)
Hero checks, BB bets 240, CO folds, BTN raises to 480, Hero calls 480, BB raises to 720, BTN calls 240, Hero raises to 1,080, BB calls 135 and is all-in, BTN calls 360

Turn: (3,655) A

(3 players, 1 is all-in)
Hero bets 1,280, BTN calls 1,120 and is all-in

River: (5,895) A

(3 players, 2 are all-in)

Results:

Ебать, я хоть одну раздачу нужную на тузах выиграю сегодня. Ебаный дурильник.
Poker Stars, $10 Buy-in (500/1,000 blinds, 125 ante) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 8 Players
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UTG+2: 45,083 (45.1 bb)
MP1: 14,378 (14.4 bb)
MP2: 17,951 (18 bb)
MP3: 12,786 (12.8 bb)
Hero (CO): 14,719 (14.7 bb)
BTN: 24,573 (24.6 bb)
SB: 10,863 (10.9 bb)
BB: 19,232 (19.2 bb)

Preflop: Hero is CO with A

A

3 folds, MP3 raises to 12,661 and is all-in, Hero raises to 14,594 and is all-in, 3 folds

Flop: (27,822) J

5

9

(2 players, 2 are all-in)
Turn: (27,822) 9

(2 players, 2 are all-in)
River: (27,822) J

(2 players, 2 are all-in)

Results:

Ну блядина ты ебаная - ну одно и тоже.

2р1а
Poker Stars, $5 Buy-in (3,000/6,000 blinds, 750 ante) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 8 Players
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MP1: 281,682 (46.9 bb)
MP2: 89,419 (14.9 bb)
MP3: 97,470 (16.2 bb)
CO: 68,002 (11.3 bb)
BTN: 156,815 (26.1 bb)
SB: 189,261 (31.5 bb)
Hero (BB): 70,300 (11.7 bb)
UTG+2: 46,024 (7.7 bb)

Preflop: Hero is BB with K

A

4 folds, CO raises to 12,000, 2 folds, Hero raises to 69,550 and is all-in, CO calls 55,252 and is all-in

Flop: (143,504) T

5

2

(2 players, 2 are all-in)
Turn: (143,504) 5

(2 players, 2 are all-in)
River: (143,504) 8

(2 players, 2 are all-in)

Results:

Первый раз королей увидел на этом проебаном фултильте.

Full Tilt, 20/40 blinds No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 8 Players
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Hero (BB): 2,970 (74.3 bb)
UTG+2: 4,950 (123.8 bb)
MP1: 4,940 (123.5 bb)
MP2: 4,930 (123.3 bb)
MP3: 2,570 (64.3 bb)
CO: 4,451 (111.3 bb)
BTN: 5,305 (132.6 bb)
SB: 6,240 (156 bb)

Preflop: Hero is BB with K

K

2 folds, MP2 calls 40, 3 folds, SB completes, Hero raises to 180, MP2 folds, SB calls 140

Flop: (400) 9

A

4

(2 players)
SB checks, Hero checks

Turn: (400) 8

(2 players)
SB checks, Hero checks

River: (400) 2

(2 players)
SB bets 400, Hero calls 400

Results:

7ой в 2р1а. Проебать коин такому уебану соотечественнику конечно втройне западло.

Poker Stars, $5 Buy-in (10,000/20,000 blinds, 2,500 ante) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 7 Players
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SB: 505,262 (25.3 bb)
BB: 823,260 (41.2 bb)
MP1: 1,430,377 (71.5 bb)
MP2: 1,344,460 (67.2 bb)
MP3: 708,929 (35.4 bb)
Hero (CO): 380,738 (19 bb)
BTN: 431,974 (21.6 bb)

Preflop: Hero is CO with A

K

3 folds, Hero raises to 378,238 and is all-in, 2 folds, BB calls 358,238

Flop: (783,976) J

7

Q

(2 players, 1 is all-in)
Turn: (783,976) A

(2 players, 1 is all-in)
River: (783,976) 8

(2 players, 1 is all-in)

Results:

Щейнберг ты ебаная гнида. Ну ты совсем охуел тварь, после открытия ФТП. Такая уебачка стоит. Ну в цвет блять просто. Где ебаная логика в твоём аппарате.
Просто продыху не даёт пидер. Хуй с ним я проебал там уебищу какому-то монетку на финалке. Но на хуй так то палиться постоянно уже которую сотню турниров.

Poker Stars, $3 Buy-in (1,500/3,000 blinds, 300 ante) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 8 Players
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MP1: 231,607 (77.2 bb)
MP2: 30,130 (10 bb)
MP3: 38,532 (12.8 bb)
CO: 112,880 (37.6 bb)
BTN: 53,697 (17.9 bb)
SB: 53,930 (18 bb)
Hero (BB): 82,621 (27.5 bb)
UTG+2: 37,818 (12.6 bb)

Preflop: Hero is BB with K

A

UTG+2 folds, MP1 calls 3,000, 4 folds, SB completes, Hero raises to 82,321 and is all-in, MP1 calls 79,321, SB folds

Flop: (170,042) K

4

T

(2 players, 1 is all-in)
Turn: (170,042) A

(2 players, 1 is all-in)
River: (170,042) Q

(2 players, 1 is all-in)

Results:

мне сёдня ФТП примерил FiVeBuBleCrown скатал 5снг,6мах и во всез аут 3им (имт 2ум)

Охуейте че творится постоянно. На меня тут похуй. Этот чорт с K5 ни секунды не думал.
Шож за палево. Я за седня таких раздач ни одну ни две и ни пять видел.

Poker Stars, $10 Buy-in (500/1,000 blinds, 125 ante) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 9 Players
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UTG+2: 72,335 (72.3 bb)
MP1: 29,048 (29 bb)
Hero (MP2): 4,944 (4.9 bb)
MP3: 21,954 (22 bb)
CO: 22,513 (22.5 bb)
BTN: 44,468 (44.5 bb)
SB: 22,493 (22.5 bb)
BB: 26,043 (26 bb)
UTG+1: 17,099 (17.1 bb)

Preflop: Hero is MP2 with 6

6

UTG+1 raises to 2,500, UTG+2 folds, MP1 calls 2,500, Hero raises to 4,819 and is all-in, 2 folds, BTN calls 4,819, SB raises to 22,368 and is all-in, 3 folds, BTN calls 17,549

Flop: (56,680) 3

7

8

(3 players, 2 are all-in)
Turn: (56,680) 5

(3 players, 2 are all-in)
River: (56,680) 5

(3 players, 2 are all-in)

Results:

Full Tilt, 50/100 blinds No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 8 Players
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MP2: 4,984 (49.8 bb)
MP3: 2,830 (28.3 bb)
CO: 834 (8.3 bb)
BTN: 3,890 (38.9 bb)
SB: 2,294 (22.9 bb)
BB: 6,010 (60.1 bb)
UTG+2: 3,120 (31.2 bb)
Hero (MP1): 9,283 (92.8 bb)

Preflop: Hero is MP1 with 9

Q

UTG+2 folds, Hero raises to 250, 3 folds, BTN raises to 500, 2 folds, Hero calls 250

Flop: (1,150) 9

J

9

(2 players)
Hero checks, BTN bets 600, Hero raises to 1,200, BTN raises to 3,390 and is all-in, Hero calls 2,190

Turn: (7,930) 3

(2 players, 1 is all-in)
River: (7,930) J

(2 players, 1 is all-in)

Results:

Goban899 @ 8.11.2012
Full Tilt, 50/100 blinds No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 8 Players
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MP2: 4,984 (49.8 bb)
MP3: 2,830 (28.3 bb)
CO: 834 (8.3 bb)
BTN: 3,890 (38.9 bb)
SB: 2,294 (22.9 bb)
BB: 6,010 (60.1 bb)
UTG+2: 3,120 (31.2 bb)
Hero (MP1): 9,283 (92.8 bb)

Preflop: Hero is MP1 with 9

Q

UTG+2 folds, Hero raises to 250, 3 folds, BTN raises to 500, 2 folds, Hero calls 250

Flop: (1,150) 9

J

9

(2 players)
Hero checks, BTN bets 600, Hero raises to 1,200, BTN raises to 3,390 and is all-in, Hero calls 2,190

Turn: (7,930) 3

(2 players, 1 is all-in)
River: (7,930) J

(2 players, 1 is all-in)

Results:

7,930 pot
Final Board: 9

J

9

3

J

BTN showed A

A

and lost (-3,890 net)
Hero showed 9

Q

and won 7,930 (4,040 net)

а на мужской 3-бет 2,5-3 раза выкидывал бы пре?

первые тузы на фултильте

Full Tilt, 25/50 blinds No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 9 Players
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SB: 5,680 (113.6 bb)
BB: 4,400 (88 bb)
UTG+1: 2,908 (58.2 bb)
UTG+2: 3,200 (64 bb)
MP1: 2,940 (58.8 bb)
MP2: 3,050 (61 bb)
MP3: 4,735 (94.7 bb)
Hero (CO): 5,969 (119.4 bb)
BTN: 1,440 (28.8 bb)

Preflop: Hero is CO with A

A

3 folds, MP2 raises to 150, MP3 folds, Hero raises to 425, 3 folds, MP2 raises to 3,050 and is all-in, Hero calls 2,625

Flop: (6,175) 3

9

3

(2 players, 1 is all-in)
Turn: (6,175) K

(2 players, 1 is all-in)
River: (6,175) 5

(2 players, 1 is all-in)

Results:

milorad1992 @ 8.11.2012
а на мужской 3-бет 2,5-3 раза выкидывал бы пре?

неа))))))))) проверяю акк на фарт фултильтовский




чтоб не так вот как на старзах было

Poker Stars, $25 Buy-in (50/100 blinds) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 9 Players
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MP2: 3,250 (32.5 bb)
MP3: 4,995 (50 bb)
CO: 2,378 (23.8 bb)
BTN: 6,785 (67.9 bb)
SB: 2,731 (27.3 bb)
BB: 2,875 (28.8 bb)
UTG+1: 2,503 (25 bb)
Hero (UTG+2): 2,713 (27.1 bb)
MP1: 2,360 (23.6 bb)

Preflop: Hero is UTG+2 with K

K

UTG+1 folds, Hero raises to 300, 4 folds, BTN calls 300, SB folds, BB raises to 2,875 and is all-in, Hero calls 2,413 and is all-in, BTN folds

Flop: (5,776) A

2

K

(2 players, 2 are all-in)
Turn: (5,776) 6

(2 players, 2 are all-in)
River: (5,776) Q

(2 players, 2 are all-in)

Results:

Хотел ни терне пихнуть, но решил на велью сыграть.

Full Tilt, 300/600 blinds, 75 ante No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 8 Players
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Hero (MP2): 17,978 (30 bb)
MP3: 21,063 (35.1 bb)
CO: 30,025 (50 bb)
BTN: 13,163 (21.9 bb)
SB: 30,461 (50.8 bb)
BB: 16,770 (28 bb)
UTG+2: 41,610 (69.4 bb)
MP1: 32,290 (53.8 bb)

Preflop: Hero is MP2 with T

J

UTG+2 raises to 1,200, MP1 folds, Hero calls 1,200, 4 folds, BB calls 600

Flop: (4,500) 3

8

7

(3 players)
BB checks, UTG+2 bets 1,923, Hero calls 1,923, BB folds

Turn: (8,346) T

(2 players)
UTG+2 bets 4,789, Hero calls 4,789

River: (17,924) K

(2 players)
UTG+2 bets 9,998, Hero calls 9,991 and is all-in

Results:

Full Tilt, 140/280 blinds, 25 ante No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 9 Players
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UTG+2: 5,950 (21.3 bb)
MP1: 8,131 (29 bb)
Hero (MP2): 17,802 (63.6 bb)
MP3: 3,114 (11.1 bb)
CO: 8,423 (30.1 bb)
BTN: 7,563 (27 bb)
SB: 23,139 (82.6 bb)
BB: 11,882 (42.4 bb)
UTG+1: 8,841 (31.6 bb)

Preflop: Hero is MP2 with 9

9

3 folds, Hero raises to 700, 4 folds, BB calls 420

Flop: (1,765) 9

7

J

(2 players)
BB checks, Hero bets 882, BB raises to 1,960, Hero raises to 3,360, BB calls 1,400

Turn: (8,485) 2

(2 players)
BB checks, Hero bets 3,920, BB raises to 7,797 and is all-in, Hero calls 3,877

River: (24,079) A

(2 players, 1 is all-in)

Results:

После открытия Фтп уебайка стала адовой. В приницпе, я так и предполагал. Скока седня было предфиналок - я хуй его помню. И даже вон финалка какая-то. Но прооисходящее за столами не может не вызывать умиления. В 11 2р1а, в последнем котором я как раз и слетел 12 тым чтоль, пидорок зайдя в итм с 2бб начал собирать стол и через буквально минут 20 у него было порядка 500 000 (при проходном на финалку 160 000 что-ль). То есть он пушил эни ту и ловил натсы против чего угодно. Я конечно многое видел в эту игру. но сегодня позабавило. И так везде сегодня. Таких как он сегодня было особенно до хуя. Лозунг - "пихай, наживай" стал официальным для старзов и фтп. Терь даже видимости не создаётся каких-то рамок приличия. Сколько ключевых я седня въебал на AK/Q < AX это пиздец. Сколько раз я проиграл королями тузу одному - это тоже ебнись. Сеты против оверпар, и весь прочий зоопарк - это так - мелочи.
Я хуй знаю. Никогда не думал что я, конченый лудик, скажу это, но после создания этой ебаной монополии, заточенной под интересы пархатого пидера, я че-то подумываю прекратить всаживать талеры в его аппараты. Я не понимаю схему их работы, играть как тут рекомендуется, - хуячить с 96 или 22 в три оллина - я тоже не научусь никогда. Вообщем, я в томленьях - пойду забудусь сном. Монополия, конечно - зло, если она, конечно не принадлежит тебе.

Красиво получилось.

Poker Stars, $10 Buy-in (15/30 blinds) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 8 Players
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CO: 2,535 (84.5 bb)
BTN: 2,310 (77 bb)
SB: 2,935 (97.8 bb)
BB: 1,275 (42.5 bb)
UTG+2: 3,265 (108.8 bb)
Hero (MP1): 6,830 (227.7 bb)
MP2: 2,925 (97.5 bb)
MP3: 3,045 (101.5 bb)

Preflop: Hero is MP1 with 8

9

UTG+2 folds, Hero raises to 90, MP2 calls 90, 4 folds, BB calls 60

Flop: (285) 6

7

T

(3 players)
BB bets 150, Hero calls 150, MP2 raises to 330, BB calls 180, Hero raises to 615, MP2 calls 285, BB calls 285

Turn: (2,130) Q

(3 players)
BB bets 570 and is all-in, Hero raises to 6,125 and is all-in, MP2 calls 2,220 and is all-in

River: (7,140) 2

(3 players, 3 are all-in)

Results:


Который раз седня и на старзах и фтп, - мне терном сет, опу флеш

Poker Stars, $10 Buy-in (100/200 blinds, 25 ante) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 9 Players
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UTG+2: 9,736 (48.7 bb)
MP1: 6,625 (33.1 bb)
MP2: 4,550 (22.8 bb)
MP3: 5,232 (26.2 bb)
CO: 9,346 (46.7 bb)
Hero (BTN): 9,020 (45.1 bb)
SB: 9,231 (46.2 bb)
BB: 7,384 (36.9 bb)
UTG+1: 7,562 (37.8 bb)

Preflop: Hero is BTN with Q

Q

UTG+1 calls 200, 4 folds, CO calls 200, Hero raises to 800, 3 folds, CO calls 600

Flop: (2,325) 3

5

J

(2 players)
CO checks, Hero bets 1,600, CO calls 1,600

Turn: (5,525) Q

(2 players)
CO checks, Hero bets 3,000, CO raises to 6,921 and is all-in, Hero calls 3,595 and is all-in

River: (18,715) 5

(2 players, 2 are all-in)

Results:

Poker Stars, $10 Buy-in (200/400 blinds, 50 ante) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 9 Players
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BB: 6,767 (16.9 bb)
UTG+1: 38,960 (97.4 bb)
UTG+2: 11,883 (29.7 bb)
MP1: 20,679 (51.7 bb)
MP2: 10,720 (26.8 bb)
Hero (MP3): 16,320 (40.8 bb)
CO: 7,391 (18.5 bb)
BTN: 12,156 (30.4 bb)
SB: 14,319 (35.8 bb)

Preflop: Hero is MP3 with J

K

UTG+1 folds, UTG+2 calls 400, 2 folds, Hero raises to 1,400, 4 folds, UTG+2 calls 1,000

Flop: (3,850) 7

T

9

(2 players)
UTG+2 bets 10,433 and is all-in, Hero calls 10,433

Turn: (24,716) A

(2 players, 1 is all-in)
River: (24,716) 5

(2 players, 1 is all-in)

Results:

Блефанул за раздачу до этого против него. И получилось в эту добрать по полной.

Poker Stars, $10 Buy-in (500/1,000 blinds, 125 ante) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 9 Players
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UTG+1: 32,614 (32.6 bb)
UTG+2: 11,747 (11.7 bb)
MP1: 33,772 (33.8 bb)
MP2: 14,544 (14.5 bb)
MP3: 14,806 (14.8 bb)
Hero (CO): 38,281 (38.3 bb)
BTN: 75,899 (75.9 bb)
SB: 42,827 (42.8 bb)
BB: 5,088 (5.1 bb)

Preflop: Hero is CO with 4

4

5 folds, Hero raises to 2,350, BTN calls 2,350, 2 folds

Flop: (7,325) K

4

3

(2 players)
Hero bets 3,000, BTN calls 3,000

Turn: (13,325) 8

(2 players)
Hero bets 5,500, BTN calls 5,500

River: (24,325) J

(2 players)
Hero bets 27,306 and is all-in, BTN calls 27,306

Results:

На покерстарс всегда будут выигрывать вот такие проебаные мрази как SashaBob73. Это редкостно охуевшая тварь, хуячащая эни ту, в фаворе у пидораса Шейнберга.
Топ-16 Бига-11. Это господа не пиздец, это диагноз системе как таковой.

Poker Stars, $10 Buy-in (20,000/40,000 blinds, 5,000 ante) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 8 Players
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MP1: 843,010 (21.1 bb)
MP2: 1,025,112 (25.6 bb)
MP3: 2,630,522 (65.8 bb)
CO: 3,047,747 (76.2 bb)
Hero (BTN): 827,359 (20.7 bb)
SB: 1,172,458 (29.3 bb)
BB: 1,906,382 (47.7 bb)
UTG+2: 1,627,488 (40.7 bb)

Preflop: Hero is BTN with K

K

4 folds, CO raises to 80,000, Hero raises to 822,359 and is all-in, 2 folds, CO calls 742,359

Flop: (1,744,718) 9

J

J

(2 players, 1 is all-in)
Turn: (1,744,718) 5

(2 players, 1 is all-in)
River: (1,744,718) 2

(2 players, 1 is all-in)

Results: