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Poker Stars, $5 Buy-in (2,000/4,000 blinds, 400 ante) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 8 Players
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MP1: 134,866 (33.7 bb)
MP2: 45,205 (11.3 bb)
MP3: 68,420 (17.1 bb)
CO: 208,449 (52.1 bb)
Hero (BTN): 62,998 (15.7 bb)
SB: 201,667 (50.4 bb)
BB: 138,132 (34.5 bb)
UTG+2: 133,659 (33.4 bb)

Preflop: Hero is BTN with 8

8

UTG+2 folds, MP1 raises to 8,449, 3 folds, Hero raises to 62,598 and is all-in, 3 folds

Results:

Сошлись на блайндах два нита. Проверились на крепость.

Poker Stars, $5 Buy-in (3,000/6,000 blinds, 600 ante) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 6 Players
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BTN: 181,837 (30.3 bb)
Hero (SB): 113,071 (18.8 bb)
BB: 107,752 (18 bb)
UTG: 252,398 (42.1 bb)
MP: 208,000 (34.7 bb)
CO: 215,277 (35.9 bb)

Preflop: Hero is SB with 6

6

4 folds, Hero raises to 12,600, BB raises to 107,152 and is all-in, Hero calls 94,552

Flop: (217,904) 5

K

2

(2 players, 1 is all-in)
Turn: (217,904) J

(2 players, 1 is all-in)
River: (217,904) T

(2 players, 1 is all-in)

Results:

Poker Stars, $10 Buy-in (600/1,200 blinds, 150 ante) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 9 Players
Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite.

MP3: 12,068 (10.1 bb)
CO: 16,275 (13.6 bb)
BTN: 70,750 (59 bb)
SB: 38,164 (31.8 bb)
Hero (BB): 4,363 (3.6 bb)
UTG+1: 44,563 (37.1 bb)
UTG+2: 50,289 (41.9 bb)
MP1: 27,739 (23.1 bb)
MP2: 28,180 (23.5 bb)

Preflop: Hero is BB with 7

4

6 folds, BTN raises to 2,640, SB folds, Hero raises to 4,213 and is all-in, BTN calls 1,573

Flop: (10,376) 6

8

4

(2 players, 1 is all-in)
Turn: (10,376) A

(2 players, 1 is all-in)
River: (10,376) 4

(2 players, 1 is all-in)

Results:

Poker Stars, $10 Buy-in (700/1,400 blinds, 175 ante) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 8 Players
Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite.

UTG+2: 9,868 (7 bb)
MP1: 15,725 (11.2 bb)
MP2: 91,376 (65.3 bb)
MP3: 33,714 (24.1 bb)
Hero (CO): 27,452 (19.6 bb)
BTN: 44,913 (32.1 bb)
SB: 69,743 (49.8 bb)
BB: 34,727 (24.8 bb)

Preflop: Hero is CO with T

T

UTG+2 raises to 9,693 and is all-in, 3 folds, Hero raises to 27,277 and is all-in, 2 folds, BB calls 25,877

Flop: (66,347) 4

8

J

(3 players, 2 are all-in)
Turn: (66,347) K

(3 players, 2 are all-in)
River: (66,347) 8

(3 players, 2 are all-in)

Results:

понятно, что лечу - но похуй.

Poker Stars, $10 Buy-in (15/30 blinds) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 9 Players
Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite.

MP3: 2,935 (97.8 bb)
CO: 2,516 (83.9 bb)
BTN: 3,090 (103 bb)
Hero (SB): 2,461 (82 bb)
BB: 1,740 (58 bb)
UTG+1: 3,000 (100 bb)
UTG+2: 8,631 (287.7 bb)
MP1: 7,300 (243.3 bb)
MP2: 2,950 (98.3 bb)

Preflop: Hero is SB with 6

6

UTG+1 folds, UTG+2 calls 30, 2 folds, MP3 raises to 90, 2 folds, Hero calls 75, BB folds, UTG+2 calls 60

Flop: (300) K

Q

6

(3 players)
Hero bets 240, UTG+2 calls 240, MP3 calls 240

Turn: (1,020) 2

(3 players)
Hero bets 555, UTG+2 calls 555, MP3 raises to 2,605 and is all-in, Hero calls 1,576 and is all-in, UTG+2 calls 2,050

River: (8,361) Q

(3 players, 2 are all-in)

Results:

Poker Stars, $8 Buy-in (10/20 blinds) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 9 Players
Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite.

CO: 2,278 (113.9 bb)
BTN: 2,950 (147.5 bb)
SB: 3,138 (156.9 bb)
BB: 3,000 (150 bb)
UTG+1: 4,368 (218.4 bb)
UTG+2: 30 (1.5 bb)
Hero (MP1): 2,922 (146.1 bb)
MP2: 5,344 (267.2 bb)
MP3: 2,970 (148.5 bb)

Preflop: Hero is MP1 with 8

9

UTG+1 folds, UTG+2 raises to 30 and is all-in, Hero raises to 60, 6 folds

Flop: (90) 2

9

7

(2 players, 1 is all-in)
Turn: (90) J

(2 players, 1 is all-in)
River: (90) T

(2 players, 1 is all-in)

Results:

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Poker Stars, $5 Buy-in (20,000/40,000 blinds, 4,000 ante) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 5 Players
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Hero (BB): 408,596 (10.2 bb)
MP: 2,351,306 (58.8 bb)
CO: 550,660 (13.8 bb)
BTN: 664,579 (16.6 bb)
SB: 368,859 (9.2 bb)

Preflop: Hero is BB with A

Q

3 folds, SB raises to 364,859 and is all-in, Hero calls 324,859

Flop: (749,718) J

5

5

(2 players, 1 is all-in)
Turn: (749,718) 9

(2 players, 1 is all-in)
River: (749,718) 2

(2 players, 1 is all-in)

Results:

Poker Stars, $8 Buy-in (150/300 blinds, 40 ante) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 9 Players
Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite.

MP2: 4,334 (14.4 bb)
MP3: 9,623 (32.1 bb)
CO: 16,326 (54.4 bb)
BTN: 27,333 (91.1 bb)
Hero (SB): 6,773 (22.6 bb)
BB: 10,497 (35 bb)
UTG+1: 6,281 (20.9 bb)
UTG+2: 11,116 (37.1 bb)
MP1: 8,069 (26.9 bb)

Preflop: Hero is SB with Q

Q

3 folds, MP2 raises to 600, 3 folds, Hero raises to 1,800, BB folds, MP2 raises to 4,294 and is all-in, Hero calls 2,494

Flop: (9,248) Q

J

K

(2 players, 1 is all-in)
Turn: (9,248) A

(2 players, 1 is all-in)
River: (9,248) Q

(2 players, 1 is all-in)

Results:

Poker Stars, $10 Buy-in (10/20 blinds) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 9 Players
Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite.

Hero (SB): 5,947 (297.4 bb)
BB: 3,594 (179.7 bb)
UTG+1: 6,365 (318.3 bb)
UTG+2: 8,930 (446.5 bb)
MP1: 5,311 (265.6 bb)
MP2: 5,970 (298.5 bb)
MP3: 3,000 (150 bb)
CO: 5,913 (295.7 bb)
BTN: 2,970 (148.5 bb)

Preflop: Hero is SB with 7

8

2 folds, MP1 raises to 40, 4 folds, Hero calls 30, BB folds

Flop: (100) 8

2

8

(2 players)
Hero checks, MP1 bets 60, Hero calls 60

Turn: (220) Q

(2 players)
Hero checks, MP1 bets 140, Hero calls 140

River: (500) 8

(2 players)
Hero bets 5,707 and is all-in, MP1 folds

Results:

Poker Stars, $10 Buy-in (300/600 blinds, 50 ante) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 8 Players
Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite.

Hero (SB): 29,808 (49.7 bb)
BB: 37,241 (62.1 bb)
UTG+2: 7,448 (12.4 bb)
MP1: 21,621 (36 bb)
MP2: 12,375 (20.6 bb)
MP3: 33,108 (55.2 bb)
CO: 9,653 (16.1 bb)
BTN: 24,637 (41.1 bb)

Preflop: Hero is SB with T

7

6 folds, Hero raises to 1,260, BB calls 660

Flop: (2,920) 3

7

2

(2 players)
Hero checks, BB checks

Turn: (2,920) 3

(2 players)
Hero checks, BB bets 1,800, Hero calls 1,800

River: (6,520) 7

(2 players)
Hero checks, BB bets 3,000, Hero raises to 8,100, BB folds

Results:

2р1а
Poker Stars, $5 Buy-in (50/100 blinds, 10 ante) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 9 Players
Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite.

UTG+2: 8,459 (84.6 bb)
Hero (MP1): 12,964 (129.6 bb)
MP2: 9,882 (98.8 bb)
MP3: 3,685 (36.9 bb)
CO: 9,338 (93.4 bb)
BTN: 9,563 (95.6 bb)
SB: 7,625 (76.3 bb)
BB: 8,292 (82.9 bb)
UTG+1: 9,717 (97.2 bb)

Preflop: Hero is MP1 with 4

A

2 folds, Hero raises to 300, MP2 folds, MP3 raises to 800, CO calls 800, 2 folds, BB calls 700, Hero calls 500

Flop: (3,340) 4

8

4

(4 players)
BB checks, Hero checks, MP3 checks, CO bets 2,509, BB folds, Hero raises to 12,154 and is all-in, MP3 folds, CO calls 6,019 and is all-in

Turn: (20,396) T

(2 players, 2 are all-in)
River: (20,396) K

(2 players, 2 are all-in)

Results:



Poker Stars, $8 Buy-in (250/500 blinds, 60 ante) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 8 Players
Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite.

MP3: 26,693 (53.4 bb)
CO: 14,670 (29.3 bb)
BTN: 52,159 (104.3 bb)
SB: 22,875 (45.8 bb)
Hero (BB): 9,034 (18.1 bb)
UTG+2: 6,597 (13.2 bb)
MP1: 12,101 (24.2 bb)
MP2: 9,548 (19.1 bb)

Preflop: Hero is BB with Q

Q

3 folds, MP3 raises to 1,085, 2 folds, SB calls 835, Hero raises to 8,974 and is all-in, MP3 folds,

Colombian20: squeeze?
SB calls 7,889

Flop: (19,513) 6

Q

A

(2 players, 1 is all-in)
Turn: (19,513) K

(2 players, 1 is all-in)
River: (19,513) 6

(2 players, 1 is all-in)

Results:

Colombian20: bad timing
Colombian20: looks like a squeeze

В шортстеке тож на финалку прополз.

Бляди!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Poker Stars, $5 Buy-in (500/1,000 blinds, 100 ante) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 9 Players
Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite.

MP2: 13,300 (13.3 bb)
MP3: 30,775 (30.8 bb)
CO: 7,666 (7.7 bb)
BTN: 45,035 (45 bb)
SB: 9,190 (9.2 bb)
BB: 60,270 (60.3 bb)
Hero (UTG+1): 19,404 (19.4 bb)
UTG+2: 34,932 (34.9 bb)
MP1: 25,428 (25.4 bb)

Preflop: Hero is UTG+1 with A

3

Hero folds, UTG+2 raises to 2,199, 3 folds, CO raises to 7,566 and is all-in, 3 folds, UTG+2 calls 5,367

Flop: (17,532) 3

3

3

(2 players, 1 is all-in)
Turn: (17,532) T

(2 players, 1 is all-in)
River: (17,532) 8

(2 players, 1 is all-in)

Results:

7ой - две раздачи - на хуй с пляжа

Poker Stars, $5 Buy-in (800/1,600 blinds, 150 ante) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 7 Players
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MP1: 59,130 (37 bb)
MP2: 18,650 (11.7 bb)
MP3: 44,960 (28.1 bb)
CO: 51,770 (32.4 bb)
Hero (BTN): 18,654 (11.7 bb)
SB: 37,433 (23.4 bb)
BB: 15,403 (9.6 bb)

Preflop: Hero is BTN with 8

8

4 folds, Hero raises to 18,504 and is all-in, SB folds, BB calls 13,653 and is all-in

Flop: (32,356) 2

Q

J

(2 players, 2 are all-in)
Turn: (32,356) 3

(2 players, 2 are all-in)
River: (32,356) A

(2 players, 2 are all-in)

Results:

Poker Stars, $5 Buy-in (800/1,600 blinds, 150 ante) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 7 Players
Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite.

BB: 58,980 (36.9 bb)
MP1: 18,500 (11.6 bb)
MP2: 44,810 (28 bb)
MP3: 51,620 (32.3 bb)
Hero (CO): 3,251 (2 bb)
BTN: 36,483 (22.8 bb)
SB: 32,356 (20.2 bb)

Preflop: Hero is CO with 9

A

MP1 folds, MP2 raises to 3,200, MP3 folds, Hero calls 3,101 and is all-in, 3 folds

Flop: (9,652) J

7

8

(2 players, 1 is all-in)
Turn: (9,652) 3

(2 players, 1 is all-in)
River: (9,652) K

(2 players, 1 is all-in)

Results:

И вот эта гомосятина заебла тоже. Ебаные макаки

Poker Stars, $8 Buy-in (400/800 blinds, 100 ante) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 9 Players
Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite.

MP2: 68,867 (86.1 bb)
MP3: 475 (0.6 bb)
CO: 55,934 (69.9 bb)
BTN: 7,314 (9.1 bb)
Hero (SB): 11,829 (14.8 bb)
BB: 21,826 (27.3 bb)
UTG+1: 28,574 (35.7 bb)
UTG+2: 32,526 (40.7 bb)
MP1: 9,375 (11.7 bb)

Preflop: Hero is SB with Q

Q

5 folds, CO calls 800, BTN raises to 7,214 and is all-in, Hero raises to 11,729 and is all-in, 2 folds

Flop: (16,928) 5

3

A

(2 players, 2 are all-in)
Turn: (16,928) 5

(2 players, 2 are all-in)
River: (16,928) 8

(2 players, 2 are all-in)

Results:

а этот гомосек 43.24 играет

Poker Stars, $10 Buy-in (600/1,200 blinds, 125 ante) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 9 Players
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UTG+2: 21,894 (18.2 bb)
MP1: 40,392 (33.7 bb)
MP2: 25,904 (21.6 bb)
MP3: 26,187 (21.8 bb)
CO: 61,350 (51.1 bb)
BTN: 34,802 (29 bb)
SB: 23,821 (19.9 bb)
Hero (BB): 21,672 (18.1 bb)
UTG+1: 43,669 (36.4 bb)

Preflop: Hero is BB with 8

7

UTG+1 raises to 2,400, 6 folds, SB calls 1,800, Hero calls 1,200

Flop: (8,325) 7

9

7

(3 players)
SB checks, Hero checks, UTG+1 bets 7,200, SB folds, Hero raises to 19,147 and is all-in, UTG+1 calls 11,947

Turn: (46,619) 2

(2 players, 1 is all-in)
River: (46,619) 9

(2 players, 1 is all-in)

Results:


Poker Stars, $10 Buy-in (600/1,200 blinds, 125 ante) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 9 Players
Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite.

UTG+1: 21,769 (18.1 bb)
UTG+2: 40,267 (33.6 bb)
MP1: 25,779 (21.5 bb)
MP2: 26,062 (21.7 bb)
MP3: 61,225 (51 bb)
CO: 34,677 (28.9 bb)
BTN: 21,296 (17.7 bb)
Hero (SB): 46,619 (38.8 bb)
BB: 21,997 (18.3 bb)

Preflop: Hero is SB with J

J

7 folds, Hero raises to 2,520, BB raises to 3,840, Hero raises to 46,494 and is all-in, BB calls 18,032 and is all-in

Flop: (44,869) A

7

T

(2 players, 2 are all-in)
Turn: (44,869) Q

(2 players, 2 are all-in)
River: (44,869) T

(2 players, 2 are all-in)

Results:

И против этого же гомосека опять ключевая монета мимо.

Poker Stars, $10 Buy-in (600/1,200 blinds, 125 ante) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 9 Players
Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite.

MP1: 19,094 (15.9 bb)
MP2: 41,548 (34.6 bb)
MP3: 22,429 (18.7 bb)
CO: 23,387 (19.5 bb)
BTN: 76,950 (64.1 bb)
SB: 40,228 (33.5 bb)
BB: 20,421 (17 bb)
Hero (UTG+1): 23,872 (19.9 bb)
UTG+2: 41,457 (34.5 bb)

Preflop: Hero is UTG+1 with T

T

Hero raises to 23,747 and is all-in, UTG+2 raises to 41,332 and is all-in, 7 folds

Flop: (50,419) A

7

6

(2 players, 2 are all-in)
Turn: (50,419) 2

(2 players, 2 are all-in)
River: (50,419) 3

(2 players, 2 are all-in)

Results:

Poker Stars, $5 Buy-in (200/400 blinds, 50 ante) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 9 Players
Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite.

CO: 3,754 (9.4 bb)
Hero (BTN): 27,099 (67.7 bb)
SB: 13,664 (34.2 bb)
BB: 9,569 (23.9 bb)
UTG+1: 11,600 (29 bb)
UTG+2: 6,171 (15.4 bb)
MP1: 28,341 (70.9 bb)
MP2: 6,721 (16.8 bb)
MP3: 6,198 (15.5 bb)

Preflop: Hero is BTN with 9c Kd
6 folds, Hero raises to 940, SB folds, BB calls 540

Flop: (2,530) Jh Jd 8c (2 players)
BB checks, Hero bets 1,000, BB raises to 2,555, Hero calls 1,555

Turn: (7,640) 9d (2 players)
BB bets 6,024 and is all-in, Hero calls 6,024

River: (19,688) Kh (2 players, 1 is all-in)

Results: 19,688 pot
Final Board: Jh Jd 8c 9d Kh
Hero showed 9c Kd and won 19,688 (10,119 net)
BB showed 5d 7d and lost (-9,569 net)

Пидорас чилийский

Poker Stars, $5 Buy-in (700/1,400 blinds, 175 ante) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 8 Players
Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite.

CO: 101,415 (72.4 bb)
Hero (BTN): 15,906 (11.4 bb)
SB: 36,675 (26.2 bb)
BB: 44,503 (31.8 bb)
UTG+2: 42,140 (30.1 bb)
MP1: 57,083 (40.8 bb)
MP2: 26,959 (19.3 bb)
MP3: 8,237 (5.9 bb)

Preflop: Hero is BTN with 9

9

4 folds, CO raises to 5,600, Hero raises to 15,731 and is all-in, 2 folds, CO calls 10,131

Flop: (34,962) 4

4

K

(2 players, 1 is all-in)
Turn: (34,962) Q

(2 players, 1 is all-in)
River: (34,962) K

(2 players, 1 is all-in)

Results:

Poker Stars, $10 Buy-in (25/50 blinds) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 6 Players
Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite.

MP: 2,280 (45.6 bb)
CO: 5,795 (115.9 bb)
Hero (BTN): 5,920 (118.4 bb)
SB: 4,660 (93.2 bb)
BB: 2,700 (54 bb)
UTG: 5,030 (100.6 bb)

Preflop: Hero is BTN with 6

T

UTG calls 50, MP calls 50, CO raises to 200, Hero calls 200, 4 folds

Flop: (575) 2

Q

7

(2 players)
CO bets 400, Hero calls 400

Turn: (1,375) 4

(2 players)
CO bets 800, Hero calls 800

River: (2,975) 7

(2 players)
CO bets 1,600, Hero calls 1,600

Results: