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Мелочь, а приятно

Full Tilt, 20/40 blinds No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 9 Players
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MP2: 6,295 (157.4 bb)
MP3: 5,000 (125 bb)
CO: 4,820 (120.5 bb)
BTN: 7,704 (192.6 bb)
SB: 4,602 (115.1 bb)
Hero (BB): 8,955 (223.9 bb)
UTG+1: 8,540 (213.5 bb)
UTG+2: 5,400 (135 bb)
MP1: 4,781 (119.5 bb)

Preflop: Hero is BB with J

6

UTG+1 raises to 80, 7 folds, Hero calls 40

Flop: (180) 3

9

5

(2 players)
Hero checks, UTG+1 bets 80, Hero calls 80

Turn: (340) 2

(2 players)
Hero bets 170, UTG+1 calls 170

River: (680) 7

(2 players)
Hero bets 476, UTG+1 folds

Results:

Две подряд.

Оп лох.
Full Tilt, 25/50 blinds No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 9 Players
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MP3: 6,960 (139.2 bb)
CO: 4,550 (91 bb)
BTN: 4,745 (94.9 bb)
SB: 7,654 (153.1 bb)
BB: 4,657 (93.1 bb)
Hero (UTG+1): 9,185 (183.7 bb)
UTG+2: 8,408 (168.2 bb)
MP1: 5,377 (107.5 bb)
MP2: 4,561 (91.2 bb)

Preflop: Hero is UTG+1 with T

T

Hero raises to 150, 3 folds, MP3 calls 150, 4 folds

Flop: (375) A

4

A

(2 players)
Hero checks, MP3 bets 350, Hero calls 350

Turn: (1,075) T

(2 players)
Hero checks, MP3 bets 1,075, Hero raises to 8,685 and is all-in, MP3 calls 5,385 and is all-in

River: (13,995) 2

(2 players, 2 are all-in)

Results:


А я неебаться мудрый. (от слова "муди", в основном)
Full Tilt, 25/50 blinds No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 8 Players
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MP3: 4,550 (91 bb)
CO: 4,745 (94.9 bb)
BTN: 7,629 (152.6 bb)
SB: 4,607 (92.1 bb)
Hero (BB): 16,220 (324.4 bb)
UTG+2: 8,408 (168.2 bb)
MP1: 5,377 (107.5 bb)
MP2: 4,561 (91.2 bb)

Preflop: Hero is BB with A

2

6 folds, SB raises to 150, Hero calls 100

Flop: (300) A

K

A

(2 players)
SB checks, Hero checks

Turn: (300) 7

(2 players)
SB bets 180, Hero calls 180

River: (660) 4

(2 players)
SB bets 450, Hero calls 450

Results:

Свинья нацистская

Poker Stars, $10 Buy-in (50/100 blinds) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 9 Players
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BTN: 3,478 (34.8 bb)
SB: 13,743 (137.4 bb)
Hero (BB): 4,996 (50 bb)
UTG+1: 7,809 (78.1 bb)
UTG+2: 4,475 (44.8 bb)
MP1: 3,050 (30.5 bb)
MP2: 9,924 (99.2 bb)
MP3: 6,065 (60.7 bb)
CO: 14,200 (142 bb)

Preflop: Hero is BB with K

A

5 folds, CO calls 100, BTN calls 100, SB completes, Hero raises to 400, CO folds, BTN calls 300, SB folds

Flop: (1,000) J

T

A

(2 players)
Hero bets 800, BTN raises to 3,078 and is all-in, Hero calls 2,278

Turn: (7,156) 7

(2 players, 1 is all-in)
River: (7,156) 4

(2 players, 1 is all-in)

Results:

Poker Stars, $10 Buy-in (100/200 blinds, 25 ante) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 9 Players
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BTN: 6,856 (34.3 bb)
SB: 2,395 (12 bb)
BB: 2,230 (11.2 bb)
UTG+1: 14,384 (71.9 bb)
UTG+2: 9,988 (49.9 bb)
MP1: 8,820 (44.1 bb)
MP2: 6,210 (31.1 bb)
Hero (MP3): 5,999 (30 bb)
CO: 15,469 (77.3 bb)

Preflop: Hero is MP3 with Q

Q

UTG+1 folds, UTG+2 raises to 480, 2 folds, Hero raises to 5,974 and is all-in, 4 folds, UTG+2 calls 5,494

Flop: (12,473) 4

J

J

(2 players, 1 is all-in)
Turn: (12,473) 2

(2 players, 1 is all-in)
River: (12,473) 6

(2 players, 1 is all-in)

Results:

Пиздатая линия

Full Tilt, 140/280 blinds, 25 ante No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 9 Players
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Hero (BB): 17,126 (61.2 bb)
UTG+1: 9,788 (35 bb)
UTG+2: 14,142 (50.5 bb)
MP1: 11,929 (42.6 bb)
MP2: 23,485 (83.9 bb)
MP3: 6,603 (23.6 bb)
CO: 8,362 (29.9 bb)
BTN: 5,135 (18.3 bb)
SB: 20,475 (73.1 bb)

Preflop: Hero is BB with 9

7

2 folds, MP1 raises to 560, 5 folds, Hero calls 280

Flop: (1,485) 2

7

6

(2 players)
Hero checks, MP1 bets 831, Hero calls 831

Turn: (3,147) 2

(2 players)
Hero checks, MP1 bets 1,762, Hero calls 1,762

River: (6,671) 8

(2 players)
Hero checks, MP1 bets 8,751 and is all-in, Hero calls 8,751

Results:

Ебаная британская свинья, и ебаный пархатый придумщик аппаратов

Full Tilt, 300/600 blinds, 75 ante No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 9 Players
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Hero (SB): 34,586 (57.6 bb)
BB: 18,088 (30.1 bb)
UTG+1: 18,564 (30.9 bb)
UTG+2: 35,358 (58.9 bb)
MP1: 28,182 (47 bb)
MP2: 9,547 (15.9 bb)
MP3: 40,296 (67.2 bb)
CO: 16,769 (27.9 bb)
BTN: 34,261 (57.1 bb)

Preflop: Hero is SB with K

A

4 folds, MP3 raises to 1,200, CO calls 1,200, BTN folds, Hero raises to 3,300, BB folds, MP3 calls 2,100, CO calls 2,100

Flop: (11,175) 2

K

8

(3 players)
Hero bets 4,500, MP3 calls 4,500, CO folds

Turn: (20,175) 2

(2 players)
Hero checks, MP3 checks

River: (20,175) J

(2 players)
Hero checks, MP3 bets 9,600, Hero calls 9,600

Results:

Goban899 @ 12.12.2012
Ебаная британская свинья, и ебаный пархатый придумщик аппаратов

с возвращением, Гобанушка!

Дэйли, сука, талер

Full Tilt, 250/500 blinds, 50 ante No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 8 Players
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BTN: 23,954 (47.9 bb)
SB: 14,731 (29.5 bb)
Hero (BB): 22,224 (44.4 bb)
UTG+2: 25,379 (50.8 bb)
MP1: 7,058 (14.1 bb)
MP2: 11,106 (22.2 bb)
MP3: 2,862 (5.7 bb)
CO: 9,401 (18.8 bb)

Preflop: Hero is BB with A

A

3 folds, MP3 raises to 2,812 and is all-in, CO calls 2,812, BTN calls 2,812, SB folds, Hero raises to 6,750, CO raises to 9,351 and is all-in, BTN calls 6,539, Hero calls 2,601

Flop: (31,515) 3

A

5

(4 players, 2 are all-in)
Hero checks, BTN checks

Turn: (31,515) 8

(4 players, 2 are all-in)
Hero bets 9,454, BTN calls 9,454

River: (50,423) 7

(4 players, 2 are all-in)
Hero bets 3,369 and is all-in, BTN calls 3,369

Results:

Хуй им - а не трибет на AQ на бабле за одного человека до ИТМ, ученый уже.

Poker Stars, $10 Buy-in (350/700 blinds, 85 ante) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 8 Players
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MP2: 20,775 (29.7 bb)
MP3: 28,829 (41.2 bb)
CO: 27,702 (39.6 bb)
BTN: 15,658 (22.4 bb)
Hero (SB): 23,187 (33.1 bb)
BB: 27,968 (40 bb)
UTG+2: 25,123 (35.9 bb)
MP1: 17,140 (24.5 bb)

Preflop: Hero is SB with A

Q

4 folds, CO raises to 1,400, BTN folds, Hero calls 1,050, BB calls 700

Flop: (4,880) Q

Q

8

(3 players)
Hero checks, BB bets 2,800, CO calls 2,800, Hero calls 2,800

Turn: (13,280) 5

(3 players)
Hero checks, BB checks, CO checks

River: (13,280) 9

(3 players)
Hero checks, BB checks, CO bets 6,665, Hero raises to 18,902 and is all-in, BB folds, CO calls 12,237

Results:

Ну просто мрази рубильник въебали опять на 800 процентов

Ну просто мрази рубильник въебали опять на 800 процентов

Full Tilt, 140/280 blinds, 25 ante No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 8 Players
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SB: 2,818 (10.1 bb)
BB: 16,307 (58.2 bb)
UTG+2: 16,579 (59.2 bb)
MP1: 8,737 (31.2 bb)
MP2: 4,332 (15.5 bb)
MP3: 4,248 (15.2 bb)
CO: 10,290 (36.8 bb)
Hero (BTN): 6,137 (21.9 bb)

Preflop: Hero is BTN with A

K

2 folds, MP2 raises to 560, MP3 folds, CO raises to 1,489, Hero raises to 6,112 and is all-in, 2 folds, MP2 calls 3,747 and is all-in, CO calls 4,623

Flop: (17,151) 6

4

9

(3 players, 2 are all-in)
Turn: (17,151) 5

(3 players, 2 are all-in)
River: (17,151) A

(3 players, 2 are all-in)

Results:

Full Tilt, 250/500 blinds, 50 ante No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 9 Players
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UTG+1: 11,960 (23.9 bb)
UTG+2: 26,830 (53.7 bb)
MP1: 14,724 (29.4 bb)
MP2: 20,451 (40.9 bb)
MP3: 11,056 (22.1 bb)
CO: 18,558 (37.1 bb)
BTN: 10,165 (20.3 bb)
Hero (SB): 33,464 (66.9 bb)
BB: 26,138 (52.3 bb)

Preflop: Hero is SB with A

Q

6 folds, BTN calls 500, Hero raises to 1,500, BB calls 1,000, BTN calls 1,000

Flop: (4,950) T

K

3

(3 players)
Hero checks, BB checks, BTN bets 1,500, Hero calls 1,500, BB calls 1,500

Turn: (9,450) K

(3 players)
Hero checks, BB checks, BTN bets 7,115 and is all-in, Hero raises to 23,691, BB folds

River: (23,680) Q

(2 players, 1 is all-in)

Results:

ГЛ в 3кг,аурю с топ 30)

Палыч @ 13.12.2012
ГЛ в 3кг,аурю с топ 30)

Благодарствую, но шансов мало. Ща бабл финалки - я последний.


Зато вот

Full Tilt, 300/600 blinds, 75 ante No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 9 Players
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BB: 15,685 (26.1 bb)
UTG+1: 29,480 (49.1 bb)
UTG+2: 14,799 (24.7 bb)
MP1: 20,476 (34.1 bb)
MP2: 57,702 (96.2 bb)
MP3: 2,343 (3.9 bb)
CO: 10,659 (17.8 bb)
Hero (BTN): 45,079 (75.1 bb)
SB: 38,518 (64.2 bb)

Preflop: Hero is BTN with T

T

6 folds, Hero raises to 1,500, SB folds, BB raises to 15,610 and is all-in, Hero calls 14,110

Flop: (32,195) 6

5

9

(2 players, 1 is all-in)
Turn: (32,195) K

(2 players, 1 is all-in)
River: (32,195) 2

(2 players, 1 is all-in)

Results:

пздц(

9тый. Выиграть невозможно. 5 раз на дамах за этот турик въебал - один выиграл. Охуеть статистика. Ну не верю я, что этому греческому пидеру просто так валета ривреом кладут без наебов.

Poker Stars, $10 Buy-in (4,000/8,000 blinds, 1,000 ante) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 9 Players
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BTN: 107,659 (13.5 bb)
SB: 146,060 (18.3 bb)
BB: 242,137 (30.3 bb)
UTG+1: 162,785 (20.3 bb)
UTG+2: 167,024 (20.9 bb)
MP1: 347,745 (43.5 bb)
MP2: 71,614 (9 bb)
MP3: 127,689 (16 bb)
Hero (CO): 76,287 (9.5 bb)


Preflop: Hero is CO with Q

Q

3 folds, MP2 raises to 70,614 and is all-in, MP3 folds, Hero raises to 75,287 and is all-in, 3 folds

Flop: (162,228) A

Q

T

(2 players, 2 are all-in)
Turn: (162,228) 5

(2 players, 2 are all-in)
River: (162,228) J

(2 players, 2 are all-in)

Results:


И на фтп - хуй а не стек на финалку.

Full Tilt, 500/1,000 blinds, 125 ante No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 9 Players
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BB: 16,688 (16.7 bb)
UTG+1: 35,285 (35.3 bb)
UTG+2: 11,899 (11.9 bb)
MP1: 14,521 (14.5 bb)
MP2: 18,739 (18.7 bb)
MP3: 44,408 (44.4 bb)
CO: 16,634 (16.6 bb)
Hero (BTN): 48,464 (48.5 bb)
SB: 15,132 (15.1 bb)

Preflop: Hero is BTN with J

J

UTG+1 folds, UTG+2 raises to 2,200, 4 folds, Hero raises to 48,339 and is all-in, 2 folds, UTG+2 calls 9,574 and is all-in

Flop: (26,173) K

2

7

(2 players, 2 are all-in)
Turn: (26,173) Q

(2 players, 2 are all-in)
River: (26,173) 6

(2 players, 2 are all-in)

Results:

Бьюсь блять, как лев.

Full Tilt, 800/1,600 blinds, 200 ante No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 8 Players
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MP3: 114,313 (71.4 bb)
CO: 42,644 (26.7 bb)
BTN: 73,756 (46.1 bb)
SB: 35,340 (22.1 bb)
Hero (BB): 22,715 (14.2 bb)
UTG+2: 30,036 (18.8 bb)
MP1: 1,993 (1.2 bb)
MP2: 59,708 (37.3 bb)

Preflop: Hero is BB with Q

9

UTG+2 raises to 3,200, 6 folds, Hero calls 1,600

Flop: (8,800) T

Q

8

(2 players)
Hero checks, UTG+2 bets 4,400, Hero raises to 19,315 and is all-in, UTG+2 calls 14,915

Turn: (47,430) 2

(2 players, 1 is all-in)
River: (47,430) J

(2 players, 1 is all-in)

Results:

11/11 (495) в ДипСтеке на ПС.

аурните, плз. если есть "не спящие в Сиетле" айди турика: 660010383

P.S: неделю е*ет Старз, уморился портки стирать - оооочень нужно в ТОП-3!

P.S 2: Гобаныч, тащи!!