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Мне было впадлу делать перерыв, поэтому откатал одной сессией) Сегодня я просто сидел и охуевал от того, что происходит за столами. Если обычно за день ~2к рук у меня выходит 7-8 крупных банков 90бб+, то сегодня их было 17. Деньги просто летали туда-сюда, а я сидел и смотрел на всё это, иногда нажимая на кнопки.
4 часа я сидел играл за одним столом с фишом, который в каждой
В КАЖДОЙ раздаче тупо херачил 3 банки. Ушёл я со стола со стэком 100бб.
Он просто забирал мои деньги и раздавал их остальным. Это было очень смешно и печально одновременно) Вот пару раздач с этого стола:
SB ($33.96)
BB ($33.50)
UTG ($28.27)
MP ($49.75)
Герой (Button) ($29.72)
Preflop: Герой is Button with ,
1 fold, MP calls $0.25, Герой raises to $1, 2 folds, MP calls $0.75
Flop: ($2.35) , , (2 players)
MP bets $0.50, Герой raises to $3, MP calls $2.50
Turn: ($8.35) (2 players)
MP bets $0.50, Герой calls $0.50
River: ($9.35) (2 players)
MP bets $1, Герой calls $1
Total pot: $11.35 | Rake: $0.51
Герой had , (two pair, tens and eights).
MP had , (high card, Ace).
Outcome: Герой won $10.84
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Button ($26.83)
SB ($32.84)
BB ($58.18)
UTG ($26.14)
Герой (MP) ($27.02)
Preflop: Герой is MP with ,
1 fold, Герой raises to $0.75, 2 folds, BB calls $0.50
Flop: ($1.60) , , (2 players)
BB bets $0.50, Герой calls $0.50
Turn: ($2.60) (2 players)
BB bets $0.50, Герой calls $0.50
River: ($3.60) (2 players)
BB bets $1.25, Герой calls $1.25
Total pot: $6.10 | Rake: $0.27
BB had , (one pair, nines).
Герой had , (two pair, tens and nines).
Outcome: Герой won $5.83
ну такой, нормальный пацан, да
На это выигранные мной раздачи закончились.
Button ($25)
SB ($37.80)
BB ($34.50)
UTG ($26.50)
Герой (MP) ($28.10)
Preflop: Герой is MP with ,
1 fold, Герой raises to $0.75, 2 folds, BB calls $0.50
Flop: ($1.60) , , (2 players)
BB checks, Герой bets $0.76, BB calls $0.76
Turn: ($3.12) (2 players)
BB checks, Герой bets $2.50, BB calls $2.50
River: ($8.12) (2 players)
BB checks, Герой checks
Total pot: $8.12 | Rake: $0.37
BB had , (two pair, sevens and sixes).
Герой didn't show , (one pair, Aces).
Outcome: BB won $7.75
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CO ($33.22)
Button ($28.66)
SB ($25)
BB ($56.99)
UTG ($46.52)
Герой (MP) ($31.42)
Preflop: Герой is MP with ,
UTG raises to $0.75, Герой calls $0.75, 3 folds, BB calls $0.50
Flop: ($2.35) , , (3 players)
BB bets $0.75, UTG calls $0.75, Герой calls $0.75
Turn: ($4.60) (3 players)
BB bets $1.75, 1 fold, Герой calls $1.75
River: ($8.10) (2 players)
BB bets $1, Герой calls $1
Total pot: $10.10 | Rake: $0.45
BB had , (full house, fours over fives).
Герой didn't show , (three of a kind, fours).
Outcome: BB won $9.65
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MP ($32.02)
Button ($25)
SB ($25)
BB ($66.96)
Герой (UTG) ($37.05)
Preflop: Герой is UTG with ,
Герой raises to $0.75, 3 folds, BB calls $0.50
Flop: ($1.60) , , (2 players)
BB checks, Герой bets $1, BB raises to $2, Герой calls $1
Turn: ($5.60) (2 players)
BB bets $1, Герой calls $1
River: ($7.60) (2 players)
BB bets $5, Герой calls $5
Total pot: $17.60 | Rake: $0.79
BB had , (full house, Queens over fives).
Герой didn't show , (three of a kind, Queens).
Outcome: BB won $16.81
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MP ($25.70)
Button ($33.17)
SB ($30.66)
BB ($11.37)
Герой (UTG) ($25)
Preflop: Герой is UTG with ,
Герой raises to $0.75, 2 folds, SB calls $0.65, 1 fold
Flop: ($1.75) , , (2 players)
SB checks, Герой bets $0.55, SB calls $0.55
Turn: ($2.85) (2 players)
SB checks, Герой bets $3.80, SB calls $3.80
River: ($10.45) (2 players)
SB bets $6.25, Герой folds
Total pot: $10.45 | Rake: $0.47
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Тут просто не смог сфолдить на тёрне.
CO ($36.80)
Button ($25)
SB ($25)
BB ($33.59)
UTG ($41.22)
Герой (MP) ($27.96)
Preflop: Герой is MP with ,
1 fold, Герой raises to $0.75, 3 folds, BB calls $0.50
Flop: ($1.60) , , (2 players)
BB bets $0.75, Герой raises to $2.26, BB calls $1.51
Turn: ($6.12) (2 players)
BB checks, Герой bets $5.50, BB raises to $11, Герой calls $5.50
River: ($28.12) (2 players)
BB bets $19.58 (All-In), Герой calls $13.95 (All-In)
Total pot: $56.02 | Rake: $2
BB had , (straight, seven high).
Герой had , (one pair, Kings).
Outcome: BB won $54.02
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ну и самая
MP ($65.59)
CO ($57.02)
Button ($34.62)
SB ($25.73)
BB ($30.37)
Герой (UTG) ($25)
Preflop: Герой is UTG with ,
Герой raises to $0.75, 3 folds, SB raises to $1.25, 1 fold, Герой calls $0.50
Flop: ($2.75) , , (2 players)
SB checks, Герой checks
Turn: ($2.75) (2 players)
SB bets $1.50, Герой raises to $6.50, SB raises to $11.50, Герой raises to $23.75 (All-In), SB calls $12.25
River: ($50.25) (2 players, 1 all-in)
Total pot: $50.25 | Rake: $2
SB had , (three of a kind, nines).
Герой had , (three of a kind, sixes).
Outcome: SB won $48.25
и тд
Ну да ладно, хрен с ним с фишом. Збс пацан.
Называйте меня как хотите, но я тут на сет коллил
UTG ($54.95)
MP ($52.16)
CO ($25)
Button ($34.93)
Герой (SB) ($76.64)
BB ($35.28)
Preflop: Герой is SB with ,
UTG raises to $0.75, MP calls $0.75, 2 folds, Герой raises to $3.40, 1 fold, UTG raises to $7.50, 1 fold, Герой calls $4.10
Flop: ($16) , , (2 players)
Герой checks, UTG bets $6.25, Герой folds
Total pot: $16 | Rake: $0.72
Остальные раздачи 70-:
BB ($64.72)
UTG ($28.31)
MP ($27.82)
CO ($35.32)
Button ($31.62)
Герой (SB) ($38.06)
Preflop: Герой is SB with ,
UTG raises to $0.75, 1 fold, CO raises to $1.25, Button calls $1.25, Герой raises to $5.50, 1 fold, UTG raises to $28.31 (All-In), 2 folds, Герой calls $22.81
Flop: ($59.37) , , (2 players, 1 all-in)
Turn: ($59.37) (2 players, 1 all-in)
River: ($59.37) (2 players, 1 all-in)
Total pot: $59.37 | Rake: $2
Герой had , (one pair, Kings).
UTG had , (one pair, Aces).
Outcome: UTG won $57.37
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Очень агрессивный фиш. Не думаю, что могу здесь фолдить на такой текстуре.
SB ($26.94)
BB ($34.27)
UTG ($3.50)
MP ($25)
Герой (Button) ($32.75)
Preflop: Герой is Button with ,
UTG raises to $0.50, 1 fold, Герой raises to $1.50, 1 fold, BB raises to $3.25, 1 fold, Герой calls $1.75
Flop: ($7.10) , , (2 players)
BB bets $3.50, Герой calls $3.50
Turn: ($14.10) (2 players)
BB bets $6.75, Герой calls $6.75
River: ($27.60) (2 players)
BB bets $13.18, Герой calls $13.18
Total pot: $53.96 | Rake: $2
Герой didn't show , (two pair, tens and nines).
BB had , (two pair, Queens and nines).
Outcome: BB won $51.96
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Не пролезло)
Герой (Button) ($51.45)
SB ($50)
BB ($53.01)
UTG ($53.90)
MP ($105.81)
CO ($56.56)
Preflop: Герой is Button with ,
2 folds, CO raises to $1.50, Герой raises to $4.50, 2 folds, CO calls $3
Flop: ($9.75) , , (2 players)
CO checks, Герой bets $4.50, CO calls $4.50
Turn: ($18.75) (2 players)
CO checks, Герой bets $11, CO calls $11
River: ($40.75) (2 players)
CO checks, Герой bets $31.45 (All-In), CO calls $31.45
Total pot: $103.65 | Rake: $2
Герой had , (high card, Ace).
CO had , (straight, Queen high).
Outcome: CO won $101.65
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Против випа
MP ($29.85)
CO ($28.33)
Button ($35.47)
SB ($25)
Герой (BB) ($30.78)
UTG ($25)
Preflop: Герой is BB with ,
UTG raises to $0.75, 4 folds, Герой raises to $3, UTG raises to $25 (All-In), Герой calls $22
Герой had , (two pair, Queens and tens).
UTG had , (full house, Aces over tens).
Outcome: UTG won $48.10
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Ещё один клиент 90/55/30
Герой (Button) ($50)
SB ($50)
BB ($50)
UTG ($50)
Preflop: Герой is Button with ,
UTG calls $0.50, Герой raises to $2, SB calls $1.75, 1 fold, UTG calls $1.50
Flop: ($6.50) , , (3 players)
SB checks, UTG bets $2, Герой calls $2, SB calls $2
Turn: ($12.50) (3 players)
SB checks, UTG bets $26.50, Герой raises to $46 (All-In), 1 fold, UTG calls $19.50 (All-In)
River: ($104.50) (2 players, 2 all-in)
Total pot: $104.50 | Rake: $0.75
Герой had , (three of a kind, tens).
UTG had , (full house, tens over fours).
Outcome: UTG won $103.75
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Очень агрессивный фиш, планировал чек-рейзить флоп.
SB ($28.92)
BB ($23.05)
UTG ($28.43)
Герой (MP) ($34.78)
Button ($56.90)
Preflop: Герой is MP with ,
1 fold, Герой raises to $0.75, Button calls $0.75, 2 folds
Flop: ($1.85) , , (2 players)
Герой checks, Button checks
Turn: ($1.85) (2 players)
Герой bets $1.50, Button calls $1.50
River: ($4.85) (2 players)
Герой bets $4.50, Button raises to $14.75, Герой calls $10.25
Total pot: $34.35 | Rake: $1.55
Button had , (straight, six high).
Герой didn't show , (three of a kind, fives).
Outcome: Button won $32.80
Я под конец думал, что лью долларов 150. Охерел, когда плюс увидел. В общем, пока что кушаем какахи.
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Сегодня опять катал как лох. Но каким-то хером закончил в плюс.
НИТ ($52.01)
CO ($61.51)
Герой (Button) ($50)
SB ($50)
BB ($50)
UTG ($31.52)
Preflop: Герой is Button with ,
UTG calls $0.50, НИТ raises to $2, 1 fold, Герой raises to $5.50, 2 folds, UTG calls $5, НИТ calls $3.50
Flop: ($17.25) , , (3 players)
UTG checks, НИТ checks, Герой bets $5, 1 fold, НИТ calls $5
Turn: ($27.25) (2 players)
НИТ checks,
Хм, надо подумать... фиш сфолдил, остался рег. Надо тонко добирать с дров, с некоторых королей. Так-с, оппонент - пассивный кусок говна, агрессия тёрна и ривера 21 и 24, ввсф 40, если он зарейзит, надо обязательно сфолдить, потому что этот бро никогда в жизни не запихнёт дрова или руку слабее
Герой bets $8.50, НИТ raises to $29.95,
Бля, ну ёбана хуйня, такая рука красивая, может всё-таки придумать какой-нибудь аргумент, чтобы не фолдить? Хм, а почему это он не запушил просто, а оставил в стэке 19 бб? может, хочет подешевле блефануть? Ну у меня флеш дро ещё, эквити-хуеквити, ладно алын
Герой raises to $39.50 (All-In), НИТ calls $9.55
First River: ($53.13)
Total pot: $106.25 | Rake: $2
Герой had ,
НИТ had ,
Outcome:НИТ won $104.25
Вот так вот блеть и играем. Пиздец стыдно.
Остальные раздачи 70+:
SB ($50)
Герой (BB) ($96.12)
UTG ($54.70)
MP ($50)
CO ($57.01)
Button ($50)
Preflop: Герой is BB with ,
UTG raises to $1, 1 fold, CO calls $1, 2 folds, Герой raises to $5.25, UTG calls $4.25, CO calls $4.25
Flop: ($16) , , (3 players)
Герой bets $5.02, UTG calls $5.02, CO calls $5.02
Turn: ($31.06) (3 players)
Герой bets $10, 1 fold, CO raises to $46.74 (All-In),
БЛЯ НУ ЭТО ЖИ РЫБА
Герой calls $36.74
River: ($124.54) (2 players, 1 all-in)
Total pot: $124.54 | Rake: $2
Герой had , (two pair, Queens and twos).
CO had , (flush, Ace high).
Outcome: CO won $122.54
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Герой (SB) ($52.06)
BB ($43.26)
UTG ($99.06)
MP ($55.33)
Button ($50)
Preflop: Герой is SB with ,
3 folds, Герой raises to $1.50, BB calls $1
Flop: ($3) , , (2 players)
Герой bets $2.25, BB raises to $9.60,
БЛЯ НУ ЭТО ЖИ РЫБА
Герой raises to $50.56 (All-In), BB calls $32.16 (All-In)
Turn: ($86.52) (2 players, 2 all-in)
River: ($86.52) (2 players, 2 all-in)
Total pot: $86.52 | Rake: $2
Герой had , (one pair, eights).
BB had , (three of a kind, sixes).
Outcome: BB won $84.52
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Ещё одна против випа.
CO ($22.65)
Герой (Button) ($50)
SB ($72.12)
BB ($50)
UTG ($180.29)
MP ($52.06)
Preflop: Герой is Button with ,
UTG raises to $1.50, 1 fold, CO calls $1.50, Герой raises to $6, 2 folds, UTG calls $4.50, CO calls $4.50
Flop: ($18.75) , , (3 players)
UTG checks, CO checks, Герой bets $5, UTG calls $5, 1 fold
Turn: ($28.75) (2 players)
UTG checks, Герой bets $13.66, UTG raises to $54.50, Герой calls $25.34 (All-In)
River: ($106.75) (2 players, 1 all-in)
Total pot: $106.75 | Rake: $2
Герой had , (one pair, nines).
UTG had , (two pair, sevens and sixes).
Outcome: UTG won $104.75
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Против его же.
UTG ($46.35)
Герой (MP) ($71.13)
CO ($66.62)
Button ($51.13)
SB ($204.04)
BB ($57.77)
Preflop: Герой is MP with ,
1 fold, Герой raises to $1.50, 2 folds, SB calls $1.25, BB calls $1
Flop: ($4.50) , , (3 players)
SB bets $3, 1 fold, Герой calls $3
Turn: ($10.50) (2 players)
SB bets $9.50, Герой calls $9.50
River: ($29.50) (2 players)
SB bets $23, Герой calls $23
Total pot: $75.50 | Rake: $2
SB had , (straight, nine high).
Герой didn't show , (one pair, Kings).
Outcome: SB won $73.50
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Против недорега.
UTG ($25)
MP ($4.34)
CO ($18.19)
Герой (Button) ($25)
SB ($32.69)
BB ($28.09)
Preflop: Герой is Button with ,
2 folds, CO raises to $0.75, Герой raises to $2.10, 2 folds, CO calls $1.35
Flop: ($4.55) , , (2 players)
CO bets $3.25, Герой raises to $22.90 (All-In), CO calls $12.84 (All-In)
Turn: ($36.73) (2 players, 2 all-in)
River: ($36.73) (2 players, 2 all-in)
Total pot: $36.73 | Rake: $1.65
Герой had , (one pair, tens).
CO had , (two pair, Kings and Queens).
Outcome: CO won $35.08
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