Микстура от кашля или допинг покериста

carnival @ 24.9.2011
Микстура от кашля сейчас очень не помешала бы кхе-кхе

Да и поменьше парься насчёт переездов.
Для начала попробуй их не выкладывать сюда))) Ты получается дважды переживаешь херовые чувства, ну или по крайней мере продлеваешь их)))

У меня отец приболел, так он сейчас сиром Доктор Мом пьет )))

А по-поводу переездов - так мне наоборот, легче вызвериться на бумаге, и забываю сразу )))

carnival @ 24.9.2011
Dr_Mom,
вай нот кбет?

Стек больно уж мелкий. а за мной 2 адекватных коллера, очень часто увижу там тоже пару. но старше моей. Были б у меня хотя бы 88, а тут практически не вижу победы у 55

вот ещё одна. Тоже хз как
Grabbed by Holdem Manager
NL Holdem $150(BB) Boss
SB ($3,940)
Hero ($7,040)
UTG ($7,735)
UTG+1 ($5,499)
UTG+2 ($2,828)
MP1 ($2,775)
MP2 ($7,441)
CO ($7,245)
BTN ($8,800)

Dealt to Hero

Hero raises to $400, fold, fold, fold, fold, MP2 calls $400, fold, fold, fold

FLOP ($1,025)

Hero bets $525, MP2 calls $525

TURN ($2,075)

Hero checks, MP2 bets $900, Hero folds

MP2 wins $2,075

Идиото, кретино:
Grabbed by Holdem Manager
NL Holdem $200(BB) Boss
SB ($7,446)
BB ($3,675)
UTG ($3,646)
UTG+1 ($9,161)
UTG+2 ($6,040)
MP1 ($7,430)
MP2 ($4,890)
Hero ($5,415)
CO ($6,661)
BTN ($4,999)

Dealt to Hero

fold, fold, fold, fold, fold, Hero raises to $525, CO calls $525, fold, fold, fold

FLOP ($1,350)

Hero bets $625, CO calls $625

TURN ($2,600)

Hero checks, CO bets $1,025, Hero raises to $4,265 (AI), CO calls $3,240

RIVER ($11,130)

Hero shows
(Pre 41%, Flop 51.5%, Turn 100.0%)

CO shows
(Pre 59%, Flop 48.5%, Turn 0.0%)

Hero wins $11,130

Пиздец, ну как так может фартиьб блять?
Обязательно ж надо ,чтоб 1 мертвая нахуй
Пидоры
Grabbed by Holdem Manager
NL Holdem $300(BB) Poker Stars
SB ($13,317)
BB ($28,548)
UTG ($519)
UTG+1 ($6,078)
UTG+2 ($10,684)
MP1 ($2,081)
CO ($7,681)
Hero ($3,355)

Dealt to Hero

fold, fold, fold, fold, fold, Hero raises to $3,315 (AI), fold, BB calls $3,015

FLOP ($7,100)

TURN ($7,100)

RIVER ($7,100)

BB shows
(Pre 69%, Flop 84.6%, Turn 100.0%)

Hero shows
(Pre 31%, Flop 15.4%, Turn 0.0%)

BB wins $7,100

рати ребай
Grabbed by Holdem Manager
NL Holdem $100(BB) Party
SB ($12,550)
BB ($6,430)
UTG ($3,912)
UTG+1 ($9,119)
UTG+2 ($9,144)
MP1 ($9,020)
MP2 ($6,613)
MP3 ($16,370)
CO ($6,635)
Hero ($8,590)

Dealt to Hero

UTG calls $100, UTG+1 calls $100, fold, MP1 calls $100, MP2 raises to $500, fold, fold, Hero calls $500, fold, fold, UTG calls $400, UTG+1 calls $400, MP1 calls $400

FLOP ($2,650)

UTG bets $3,412 (AI), UTG+1 folds, MP1 folds, MP2 raises to $6,113 (AI), Hero calls $6,113

TURN ($18,288)

RIVER ($18,288)

MP2 shows
(Pre 80%, Flop 8.6%, Turn 2.4%)

Hero shows
(Pre 11%, Flop 91.4%, Turn 97.6%)

UTG shows
(Pre 9%, Flop 0.0%, Turn 0.0%)

Hero wins $18,288

Финалка на БоссМедии
Шел топ1, и проеб крупный банк топ2
Это пиздец
72s на БУ, рейз 2х, МБ(топ2 стек) кол, ББ(коротыш) кол
Флоп 7c 9h 3c
чек-чек, я к-бет 1/2 пота, ББ кол
Турн 5h, в меня донк 1/3 пота, ну я ложу его на флешдро и кол, с планами незакрытия трефового дро колить любой ривер
Ривер As, чек-чек
Там естественно флеш-дро треф было = AT
Пиздос... :(

Следующей сразу же проеб QK<AA коротышу

Короче болт мне, а не топ1

З.Ы. И вообще рассадка гавно - посадили перед чипаком 60 на 20

Зря выкинул :(((
Долго думал, но таки ушел с раздачи... а зря (
Grabbed by Holdem Manager
NL Holdem $250(BB) Party
SB ($8,530)
BB ($11,812)
Hero ($11,556)
UTG+1 ($19,190)
UTG+2 ($25,680)
MP1 ($10,735)
MP2 ($30,411)
MP3 ($19,011)
CO ($20,140)
BTN ($10,927)

MP3 antes $25
MP2 antes $25
SB antes $25
UTG+1 antes $25
Hero antes $25
CO antes $25
BTN antes $25
MP1 antes $25
UTG+2 antes $25
BB antes $25

Dealt to Hero

Hero raises to $625, fold, fold, fold, fold, MP3 calls $625, fold, fold, SB raises to $8,505 (AI), fold, fold, MP3 calls $7,880

FLOP ($18,135)

TURN ($18,135)

RIVER ($18,135)

MP3 shows
(Pre 51%, Flop 77.8%, Turn 25.0%)

SB shows
(Pre 49%, Flop 22.2%, Turn 75.0%)

MP3 wins $18,135

Зря выкинул :(((
Долго думал, но таки ушел с раздачи... а зря (
Grabbed by Holdem Manager
NL Holdem $250(BB) Party
SB ($8,530)
BB ($11,812)
Hero ($11,556)
UTG+1 ($19,190)
UTG+2 ($25,680)
MP1 ($10,735)
MP2 ($30,411)
MP3 ($19,011)
CO ($20,140)
BTN ($10,927)

MP3 antes $25
MP2 antes $25
SB antes $25
UTG+1 antes $25
Hero antes $25
CO antes $25
BTN antes $25
MP1 antes $25
UTG+2 antes $25
BB antes $25

Dealt to Hero

Hero raises to $625, fold, fold, fold, fold, MP3 calls $625, fold, fold, SB raises to $8,505 (AI), fold, fold, MP3 calls $7,880

FLOP ($18,135)

TURN ($18,135)

RIVER ($18,135)

MP3 shows
(Pre 51%, Flop 77.8%, Turn 25.0%)

SB shows
(Pre 49%, Flop 22.2%, Turn 75.0%)

MP3 wins $18,135

Поймал на боссмедии
Grabbed by Holdem Manager
NL Holdem $200(BB) Boss
Hero ($3,795)
BB ($2,308)
UTG ($6,013)
UTG+1 ($6,830)
UTG+2 ($18,474)
MP1 ($2,355)
MP2 ($5,650)
CO ($7,599)
BTN ($3,679)

Dealt to Hero

fold, fold, fold, UTG+2 calls $200, fold, fold, fold, BTN calls $100, Hero checks

FLOP ($600)

BTN checks, Hero checks, UTG+2 bets $400, BTN folds, Hero calls $400

TURN ($1,400)

Hero checks, UTG+2 bets $1,000, Hero calls $1,000

RIVER ($3,400)

Hero checks, UTG+2 bets $16,874 (AI), Hero calls $2,195 (AI)

Hero shows
(Pre 44%, Flop 96.0%, Turn 100.0%)

UTG+2 shows
(Pre 56%, Flop 4.0%, Turn 0.0%)

Hero wins $7,790

мля
Grabbed by Holdem Manager
NL Holdem $600(BB) Pacific
SB ($6,194)
BB ($9,837)
UTG ($17,907)
UTG+1 ($6,537)
UTG+2 ($72,361)
MP1 ($811)
CO ($9,155)
Hero ($19,626)

Dealt to Hero

fold, fold, fold, fold, fold, Hero raises to $1,350, SB raises to $6,134 (AI), fold, Hero calls $4,784

FLOP ($13,348)

TURN ($13,348)

RIVER ($13,348)

Hero shows
(Pre 61%, Flop 83.3%, Turn 11.4%)

SB shows
(Pre 39%, Flop 16.7%, Turn 88.6%)

SB wins $13,348

топ2 в ребайнике на пасифике = 375 евро

В ХА вообще печаль получилась
Вышел в ХА чипаком примерно 2.5 к 1
Увеличил преимущество до 3 к 1, и тут сдали AQ, я рейз, он кол
флоп Q J 5 радуга, чек, ну и я думаю чек, дабы заманить
Терн Т, выставляемся. там JT
Ривер не помог
Потом очень долго гоняли фишки туда-сюда и финальная раздача:
AKs на БУ, выставились префлоп. там A7
Ривер 7
Аут :(

Да пиздец блеать заебует
Grabbed by Holdem Manager
NL Holdem $250(BB) Pacific
SB ($10,405)
Hero ($5,765)
UTG ($5,812)
UTG+1 ($69,146)
UTG+2 ($11,966)
MP1 ($26,302)
CO ($5,993)
BTN ($7,056)

Dealt to Hero

fold, UTG+1 calls $250, fold, fold, fold, fold, SB calls $125, Hero checks

FLOP ($950)

SB checks, Hero checks, UTG+1 bets $950, SB folds, Hero calls $950

TURN ($2,850)

Hero checks, UTG+1 bets $67,921 (AI), Hero calls $4,540 (AI)

RIVER ($11,930)

Hero shows
(Pre 36%, Flop 87.6%, Turn 77.3%)

UTG+1 shows
(Pre 64%, Flop 12.4%, Turn 22.7%)

UTG+1 wins $11,930

Пстец, из чего они сделанны 58/36 ? )))
Grabbed by Holdem Manager
NL Holdem $400(BB) Poker Stars
Hero ($24,462)
BB ($8,731)
UTG ($14,086)
UTG+1 ($9,749)
UTG+2 ($33,056)
MP1 ($8,443)
MP2 ($18,724)
CO ($49,342)
BTN ($31,886)

Dealt to Hero

fold, fold, fold, fold, MP2 raises to $1,267, CO calls $1,267, fold, Hero raises to $4,000, fold, fold, CO calls $2,733

FLOP ($10,117)

Hero bets $5,600, CO calls $5,600

TURN ($21,317)

Hero bets $14,812 (AI), CO folds

Hero shows

Hero wins $21,317

Выбил я этого коллин-стейшна на ПС:
Grabbed by Holdem Manager
NL Holdem $600(BB) Poker Stars
SB ($26,888)
BB ($22,599)
UTG ($38,231)
UTG+1 ($5,706)
UTG+2 ($22,207)
MP1 ($25,589)
MP2 ($31,786)
Hero ($32,729)
BTN ($22,624)

Dealt to Hero

fold, fold, fold, MP1 raises to $1,493, fold, Hero raises to $4,000, fold, fold, fold, MP1 calls $2,507

FLOP ($9,350)

MP1 checks, Hero bets $7,200, MP1 raises to $14,400, Hero raises to $28,679 (AI), MP1 calls $7,139 (AI)

TURN ($52,428)

RIVER ($52,428)

MP1 shows
(Pre 17%, Flop 21.6%, Turn 4.5%)

Hero shows
(Pre 83%, Flop 78.4%, Turn 95.5%)

Hero wins $52,428

Недовыиграл :(
Grabbed by Holdem Manager
NL Holdem $800(BB) Poker Stars
SB ($31,636)
Hero ($60,668)
UTG ($15,854)
UTG+1 ($28,238)
UTG+2 ($21,399)
MP1 ($46,151)
MP2 ($4,506)
CO ($21,007)
BTN ($12,709)

Dealt to Hero

UTG calls $800, fold, fold, fold, MP2 raises to $4,431 (AI), fold, fold, fold, Hero calls $3,631, UTG calls $3,631

FLOP ($14,368)

Hero bets $5,600, UTG calls $5,600

TURN ($25,568)

Hero bets $50,562 (AI), UTG calls $5,748 (AI)

RIVER ($37,064)

MP2 shows
(Pre 16%, Flop 46.6%, Turn 100.0%)

Hero shows
(Pre 70%, Flop 30.9%, Turn 0.0%)

UTG shows
(Pre 14%, Flop 22.5%, Turn 0.0%)

MP2 wins $14,368
Hero wins $22,696

На подступах к финалке в ребае на Пати:
Grabbed by Holdem Manager
NL Holdem $1,200(BB) Party
SB ($20,246)
BB ($101,962)
UTG ($72,078)
UTG+1 ($16,611)
Hero ($116,834)
BTN ($40,925)

BB antes $125
SB antes $125
Hero antes $125
UTG+1 antes $125
BTN antes $125
UTG antes $125

Dealt to Hero

fold, fold, Hero raises to $2,820, fold, fold, BB raises to $8,400, Hero calls $5,580

FLOP ($18,150)

BB bets $13,200, Hero calls $13,200

TURN ($44,550)

BB bets $80,237 (AI), Hero calls $80,237

RIVER ($205,024)

Hero shows
(Pre 18%, Flop 87.2%, Turn 95.5%)

BB shows
(Pre 82%, Flop 12.8%, Turn 4.5%)

Hero wins $205,024

Все запускаем ПатиПокер.
В фризе по 33 играю финалку, в ребае баббл на нее же )
Нужна аура! )

Рег сам себя залевеллил )))
Grabbed by Holdem Manager
NL Holdem $1,500(BB) Party
SB ($11,686)
Hero ($213,246)
UTG ($67,050)
CO ($19,221)
BTN ($57,453)

CO antes $150
Hero antes $150
SB antes $150
UTG antes $150
BTN antes $150

Dealt to Hero

fold, fold, BTN raises to $3,000, fold, Hero calls $1,500

FLOP ($7,500)

Hero checks, BTN bets $4,500, Hero calls $4,500

TURN ($16,500)

Hero checks, BTN bets $9,000, Hero calls $9,000

RIVER ($34,500)

Hero checks, BTN bets $25,875, Hero calls $25,875

Hero shows
(Pre 54%, Flop 96.8%, Turn 100.0%)

BTN shows
(Pre 46%, Flop 3.2%, Turn 0.0%)

Hero wins $86,250

И сам себя. по сути, выбил.
Финалка: 1 of 9
Grabbed by Holdem Manager
NL Holdem $1,500(BB) Party
SB ($10,623)
BB ($22,371)
UTG ($35,905)
UTG+1 ($31,695)
UTG+2 ($14,478)
MP1 ($40,780)
MP2 ($23,222)
Hero ($245,885)
CO ($64,200)
BTN ($102,841)

BTN antes $150
BB antes $150
Hero antes $150
MP2 antes $150
MP1 antes $150
SB antes $150
CO antes $150
UTG+2 antes $150
UTG antes $150
UTG+1 antes $150

Dealt to Hero

fold, fold, UTG+2 raises to $3,000, fold, fold, Hero raises to $7,500, fold, fold, fold, fold, UTG+2 calls $4,500

FLOP ($18,750)

UTG+2 bets $6,828 (AI), Hero calls $6,828

TURN ($32,406)

RIVER ($32,406)

Hero shows
(Pre 71%, Flop 82.6%, Turn 79.5%)

UTG+2 shows
(Pre 29%, Flop 17.4%, Turn 20.5%)

Hero wins $32,406