Хроника депрессий, даунстриков и бесконечной ненависти

оддсы слишком хороши, рейзить не хотел, а кольнуть можно

получаю даму или короля - кол тёрн, в мп ж не только АК в 3бете

а если не получаю и играю чек-чек, то на ривере могу выбить А*

но, с поправкой на зум50, не могу

ДА ЧТО ТЫ ЗНАЕШЬ О КАПКАНАХ???

Poker Stars, $0.25/$0.50 No Limit Hold'em Cash, 6 Players
Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite. 

SB: $44.11 (88.2 bb)
Hero (BB): $53.71 (107.4 bb)
UTG: $142.17 (284.3 bb)
MP: $55.15 (110.3 bb)
CO: $49.75 (99.5 bb)
BTN: $48.55 (97.1 bb)

Preflop: Hero is BB with
4 folds, SB completes, Hero checks

Flop: ($1) (2 players)
SB checks, Hero checks

Turn: ($1) (2 players)
SB checks, Hero checks

River: ($1) (2 players)
SB checks, Hero checks

Results: $1 pot ($0.05 rake)
Final Board:  
SB showed and won $0.95 ($0.45 net)
Hero mucked and lost (-$0.50 net)

ультра-приятно бахнуть по грязи чела, который пару дней назад меня из всех банков выдавил

1:1 сучка

Poker Stars, $0.25/$0.50 No Limit Hold'em Cash, 6 Players
Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite. 

SB: $90.73 (181.5 bb)
BB: $221.03 (442.1 bb)
UTG: $51.85 (103.7 bb)
MP: $55.44 (110.9 bb)
CO: $285.41 (570.8 bb)
Hero (BTN): $57.82 (115.6 bb)

Preflop: Hero is BTN with
UTG raises to $1.10, 2 folds, Hero raises to $3.75, 2 folds, UTG raises to $10.50, Hero calls $6.75

Flop: ($21.75) (2 players)
UTG bets $6.20, Hero calls $6.20

Turn: ($34.15) (2 players)
UTG checks, Hero checks

River: ($34.15) (2 players)
UTG bets $7.50, Hero raises to $41.12, UTG calls $27.65

Results: $104.45 pot ($2.00 rake)
Final Board:  
UTG showed and lost (-$51.85 net)
Hero showed and won $102.45 ($50.60 net)

Тут меня фиш максимально красиво нахлабучил

Моё увожение

Poker Stars, $0.25/$0.50 No Limit Hold'em Cash, 6 Players
Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite. 

SB: $144.84 (289.7 bb)
Hero (BB): $50 (100 bb)
UTG: $62.70 (125.4 bb)
MP: $125.89 (251.8 bb)
CO: $104.97 (209.9 bb)
BTN: $54.41 (108.8 bb)

Preflop: Hero is BB with
UTG calls $0.50, MP raises to $2, 3 folds, Hero raises to $7, UTG calls $6.50, MP folds

Flop: ($16.25) (2 players)
Hero checks, UTG bets $3, Hero calls $3

Turn: ($22.25) (2 players)
Hero checks, UTG bets $1, Hero calls $1

River: ($24.25) (2 players)
Hero checks, UTG bets $23.04, Hero calls $23.04

Results: $70.33 pot ($2 rake)
Final Board:  
Hero mucked and lost (-$34.04 net)
UTG showed and won $68.33 ($34.29 net)

Poker Stars, $0.25/$0.50 No Limit Hold'em Cash, 6 Players
Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite. 

SB: $49.85 (99.7 bb)
BB: $77.04 (154.1 bb)
UTG: $119.30 (238.6 bb)
MP: $127.64 (255.3 bb)
Hero (CO): $50.50 (101 bb)
BTN: $25 (50 bb)

Preflop: Hero is CO with
UTG raises to $1.25, MP folds, Hero raises to $3.75, 2 folds, BB calls $3.25, UTG folds

Flop: ($9) (2 players)
BB checks, Hero bets $2.91, BB calls $2.91

Turn: ($14.82) (2 players)
BB checks, Hero checks

River: ($14.82) (2 players)
BB bets $6.54, Hero raises to $43.84 and is all-in, BB calls $37.30

Results: $102.50 pot ($2 rake)
Final Board:  
BB showed and lost (-$50.50 net)
Hero showed and won $100.50 ($50.00 net)
 

Poker Stars, $0.25/$0.50 No Limit Hold'em Cash, 6 Players
Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite. 

Hero (SB): $51 (102 bb)
BB: $79.89 (159.8 bb)
UTG: $165.09 (330.2 bb)
MP: $56.92 (113.8 bb)
CO: $59.90 (119.8 bb)
BTN: $54.23 (108.5 bb)

Preflop: Hero is SB with
2 folds, CO raises to $1.50, BTN folds, Hero raises to $6, BB calls $5.50, CO folds

Flop: ($13.50) (2 players)
Hero bets $6.54, BB calls $6.54

Turn: ($26.58) (2 players)
Hero checks, BB checks

River: ($26.58) (2 players)
Hero bets $38.46 and is all-in, BB calls $38.46

Results: $103.50 pot ($2 rake)
Final Board:  
Hero showed and won $101.50 ($50.50 net)
BB showed and lost (-$51 net)
 

upd.

Poker Stars, $0.25/$0.50 No Limit Hold'em Cash, 6 Players
Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite. 

SB: $52.20 (104.4 bb)
Hero (BB): $51.77 (103.5 bb)
UTG: $115.37 (230.7 bb)
MP: $50 (100 bb)
CO: $50 (100 bb)
BTN: $69.42 (138.8 bb)

Preflop: Hero is BB with
4 folds, SB raises to $1.50, Hero calls $1

Flop: ($3) (2 players)
SB bets $2, Hero calls $2

Turn: ($7) (2 players)
SB bets $4.50, Hero calls $4.50

River: ($16) (2 players)
SB bets $16, Hero raises to $43.77 and is all-in, SB calls $27.77

Results: $103.54 pot ($2 rake)
Final Board:  
SB showed and lost (-$51.77 net)
Hero showed and won $101.54 ($49.77 net)

ДАВАЙ ВОТ ТАК ПО ГРЯЗИ АХАХАХАХА ДА ЕСТЬ ЖЕ СПРАВЕДЛИВОСТЬ! (с)

Poker Stars, $0.25/$0.50 No Limit Hold'em Cash, 6 Players
Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite. 

SB: $120.63 (241.3 bb)
Hero (BB): $50.23 (100.5 bb)
UTG: $31.46 (62.9 bb)
MP: $46.69 (93.4 bb)
CO: $52.07 (104.1 bb)
BTN: $59.21 (118.4 bb)

Preflop: Hero is BB with
UTG calls $0.50, MP calls $0.50, CO folds, BTN calls $0.50, SB folds, Hero raises to $3.50, UTG calls $3, MP calls $3, BTN folds

Flop: ($11.25) (3 players)
Hero bets $5.45, UTG calls $5.45, MP raises to $15, Hero raises to $46.73, UTG folds, MP calls $28.19 and is all-in

Turn: ($103.08) (2 players, 1 is all-in)
River: ($103.08) (2 players, 1 is all-in)

Results: $103.08 pot ($2 rake)
Final Board:  
Hero showed and won $101.08 ($54.39 net)
UTG mucked and lost (-$8.95 net)
MP showed and lost (-$46.69 net)
 

сыграл сам как фиш против ультра-фиша

и стыдно, и противно, но результат на табло

забайтился чисто из-за того, что я знаю этого чела

когда я только думал над зумом, я мониторил через обсёрв чё там вообще происходит, как играют пацаны

так вот этот парняга умудрился на ровном месте засадить 400бб в раздаче

экшн доподлинно уже не вспомню, суть в том, что борд был 7А7*Q он поставил ривер и в него чел запихнул олын, фиш всрал таймбанк в 0 и нажал кол по A*, ему показали QQ и пот почти 800бб уехал в сторону счастливого доезда ривера

какое всё это отношение имеет к моему говнопушу? да никакого... я отбитый

п.с. кстати.... уебал-то я его по риту... дважды...

Poker Stars, $0.25/$0.50 No Limit Hold'em Cash, 6 Players
Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite. 

SB: $59.81 (119.6 bb)
Hero (BB): $51.37 (102.7 bb)
UTG: $86.42 (172.8 bb)
MP: $66.56 (133.1 bb)
CO: $21.58 (43.2 bb)
BTN: $52.36 (104.7 bb)

Preflop: Hero is BB with
UTG raises to $1, 4 folds, Hero calls $0.50

Flop: ($2.25) (2 players)
Hero checks, UTG bets $1.07, Hero raises to $4.28, UTG calls $3.21

Turn: ($10.81) (2 players)
Hero checks, UTG bets $4.50, Hero calls $4.50

River: ($19.81) (2 players)
Hero checks, UTG bets $9.41, Hero raises to $41.59, UTG calls $32.18

Results: $102.99 pot ($2.00 rake)
Final Board:  
Hero showed and won $100.99 ($49.62 net)
UTG showed and lost (-$51.37 net)

Угараю с твоих енотов в каждой раздаче    

Dzont, сделаю нфт-коллекцию специально для джипси-форума

а то криптопанки продаются, а я чем хуже

сегодня едва проснулся, уже умудрился попасть в неловкую ситуацию

2 дня не заряжалась мышка, как ни старался, от чего ни заряжал

позвонил в магазин, там на дежурстве одна женщина продавец, тех-отдел выходной, она говорит "сейчас постараюсь кого-то найти, чтобы вас набрали"

я поблагодарил, сказал, что буду ждать, повесил трубку... посмотрел на мышку... понял, что не до конца воткнул штекер... и зарядка пошла...............

кринж

вот эти вот смартфоны бесовские приучили к тому, что зарядка в порт вставляется легчайшим касанием, а здесь надо прям вдавить

но хоть не брак, а я дурында, уже хорошо

тем не менее, мышка всё так же неудобна(

А для этой раздачи нужна была особенная картина!

Poker Stars, $0.25/$0.50 No Limit Hold'em Cash, 6 Players
Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite. 

SB: $95.19 (190.4 bb)
BB: $68.94 (137.9 bb)
UTG: $30.92 (61.8 bb)
Hero (MP): $58.59 (117.2 bb)
CO: $108.89 (217.8 bb)
BTN: $89.26 (178.5 bb)

Preflop: Hero is MP with
UTG raises to $1.50, Hero calls $1.50, 3 folds, BB calls $1

Flop: ($4.75) (3 players)
BB checks, UTG checks, Hero bets $2.98, BB calls $2.98, UTG folds

Turn: ($10.71) (2 players)
BB checks, Hero bets $7.93, BB calls $7.93

River: ($26.57) (2 players)
BB checks, Hero bets $46.18 and is all-in, BB calls $46.18

Results: $118.93 pot ($2 rake)
Final Board:  
BB showed and lost (-$58.59 net)
Hero showed and won $116.93 ($58.34 net)

vdgch, Один дефолт какой-то)) Давай творчества!!

моё творчество в приличном обществе показать стыдно)))00

Poker Stars, $0.25/$0.50 No Limit Hold'em Cash, 6 Players
Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite. 

SB: $61.12 (122.2 bb)
BB: $65.02 (130 bb)
UTG: $60.99 (122 bb)
Hero (MP): $50 (100 bb)
CO: $58.72 (117.4 bb)
BTN: $99.25 (198.5 bb)

Preflop: Hero is MP with
UTG folds, Hero raises to $1.10, CO calls $1.10, 2 folds, BB calls $0.60

Flop: ($3.55) (3 players)
BB checks, Hero bets $0.50, CO raises to $1.50, BB calls $1.50, Hero folds

Turn: ($7.05) (2 players)
BB checks, CO bets $3.50, BB calls $3.50

River: ($14.05) (2 players)
BB checks, CO checks

Results: $14.05 pot ($0.70 rake)
Final Board:  
BB showed and won $13.35 ($7.25 net)
CO mucked and lost (-$6.10 net)

DAVAAAAAAAAAAAAY ПОКАЗЫВАЙ СВОИ КОГТИ ОРЁЛ Я ГОТОВ

а... ну так тоже можно

Poker Stars, $0.25/$0.50 No Limit Hold'em Cash, 6 Players
Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite. 

SB: $50.25 (100.5 bb)
BB: $67.80 (135.6 bb)
UTG: $164.76 (329.5 bb)
MP: $193.18 (386.4 bb)
CO: $96.44 (192.9 bb)
Hero (BTN): $57.63 (115.3 bb)

Preflop: Hero is BTN with
UTG folds, MP raises to $1.50, CO calls $1.50, Hero calls $1.50, SB calls $1.25, BB calls $1

Flop: ($7.50) (5 players)
SB checks, BB bets $12.50, 2 folds, Hero raises to $56.13 and is all-in, SB folds, BB calls $43.63

Turn: ($119.76) (2 players, 1 is all-in)
River: ($119.76) (2 players, 1 is all-in)

Results: $119.76 pot ($2.00 rake)
Final Board:  
SB mucked and lost (-$1.50 net)
BB showed and lost (-$57.63 net)
MP mucked and lost (-$1.50 net)
CO mucked and lost (-$1.50 net)
Hero showed and won $117.76 ($60.13 net)

Poker Stars, $0.25/$0.50 No Limit Hold'em Cash, 6 Players
Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite. 

SB: $50 (100 bb)
BB: $57.58 (115.2 bb)
UTG: $46.75 (93.5 bb)
MP: $45.74 (91.5 bb)
CO: $52.79 (105.6 bb)
Hero (BTN): $50 (100 bb)

Preflop: Hero is BTN with
2 folds, CO raises to $1, Hero raises to $4, 2 folds, CO calls $3

Flop: ($8.75) (2 players)
CO checks, Hero bets $2.58, CO calls $2.58

Turn: ($13.91) (2 players)
CO checks, Hero checks

River: ($13.91) (2 players)
CO bets $8.50, Hero calls $8.50

Results: $30.91 pot ($1.55 rake)
Final Board:  
CO showed and lost (-$15.08 net)
Hero showed and won $29.36 ($14.28 net)

когда фиш ни разу тонко не вельюбетил ооп, а тут вдруг зарядил говна

НЕ ВЕРЮ

да ну ты что ебанулся что ли...

Poker Stars, $0.25/$0.50 No Limit Hold'em Cash, 6 Players
Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite. 

SB: $53.31 (106.6 bb)
BB: $55.63 (111.3 bb)
UTG: $149.37 (298.7 bb)
Hero (MP): $52.16 (104.3 bb)
CO: $44.48 (89 bb)
BTN: $62.63 (125.3 bb)

Preflop: Hero is MP with
UTG folds, Hero raises to $1.10, CO folds, BTN raises to $4, 2 folds, Hero raises to $10, BTN calls $6

Flop: ($20.75) (2 players)
Hero bets $4.73, BTN calls $4.73

Turn: ($30.21) (2 players)
Hero checks, BTN checks

River: ($30.21) (2 players)
Hero checks, BTN checks

Results: $30.21 pot ($1.51 rake)
Final Board:  
Hero showed and won $28.70 ($13.97 net)
BTN mucked and lost (-$14.73 net)

долбоёбов жизнь не учит

Poker Stars, $0.25/$0.50 No Limit Hold'em Cash, 6 Players
Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite. 

SB: $50.15 (100.3 bb)
Hero (BB): $50.94 (101.9 bb)
UTG: $128.64 (257.3 bb)
MP: $65.68 (131.4 bb)
CO: $49.50 (99 bb)
BTN: $50.61 (101.2 bb)

Preflop: Hero is BB with
UTG raises to $1.25, 4 folds, Hero calls $0.75

Flop: ($2.75) (2 players)
Hero checks, UTG bets $2.09, Hero raises to $8.36, UTG calls $6.27

Turn: ($19.47) (2 players)
Hero checks, UTG bets $9, Hero calls $9

River: ($37.47) (2 players)
Hero checks, UTG bets $46.28, Hero calls $32.33 and is all-in

Results: $102.13 pot ($2 rake)
Final Board:  
Hero showed and lost (-$50.94 net)
UTG showed and won $100.13 ($49.19 net)

эта што за соулрид на всё ебало?

Poker Stars, $0.25/$0.50 No Limit Hold'em Cash, 6 Players
Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite. 

SB: $157.18 (314.4 bb)
BB: $56.81 (113.6 bb)
UTG: $47.65 (95.3 bb)
MP: $51.36 (102.7 bb)
CO: $50 (100 bb)
Hero (BTN): $50 (100 bb)

Preflop: Hero is BTN with
3 folds, Hero raises to $1.10, SB raises to $3, BB folds, Hero calls $1.90

Flop: ($6.50) (2 players)
SB bets $4.14, Hero calls $4.14

Turn: ($14.78) (2 players)
SB bets $9.41, Hero calls $9.41

River: ($33.60) (2 players)
SB bets $21.39, Hero raises to $33.45 and is all-in, SB folds

Results: $76.38 pot ($2 rake)
Final Board:  
SB mucked and lost (-$37.94 net)
Hero mucked and won $74.38 ($36.44 net)

дубль 2...........

ну охуеть конечно

ещё и против нита

конечно, что же там может быть ещё... наверное блокер на натс-флаш после такого рейза, действительно... 

молодец, алексей, продолжай заливать результаты апа, дебила кусок

Poker Stars, $0.25/$0.50 No Limit Hold'em Cash, 6 Players
Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite. 

SB: $70.74 (141.5 bb)
Hero (BB): $64.57 (129.1 bb)
UTG: $64.90 (129.8 bb)
MP: $33.96 (67.9 bb)
CO: $117.52 (235 bb)
BTN: $50 (100 bb)

Preflop: Hero is BB with
2 folds, CO raises to $1, 2 folds, Hero calls $0.50

Flop: ($2.25) (2 players)
Hero checks, CO bets $1.07, Hero raises to $4.24, CO calls $3.17

Turn: ($10.73) (2 players)
Hero checks, CO bets $10.19, Hero raises to $59.33 and is all-in, CO calls $49.14

River: ($129.39) (2 players, 1 is all-in)

Results: $129.39 pot ($2.00 rake)
Final Board:  
Hero showed and lost (-$64.57 net)
CO showed and won $127.39 ($62.82 net)

vdgch, где енот?(