Imm0RT4L & TIAPOBO3 diary

Ну что за ебучее начало?
JJ<52

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NL Holdem $30(BB) Poker Stars
SB ($2,110)
BB ($2,790)
UTG ($3,315)
UTG+1 ($3,420)
UTG+2 ($630)
MP1 ($2,620)
Hero ($2,985)
BTN ($2,755)

Dealt to Hero

UTG calls $30, fold, fold, MP1 calls $30, Hero raises to $150, fold, SB calls $135, fold, fold, MP1 calls $120

FLOP ($510)

SB checks, MP1 checks, Hero bets $300, SB folds, MP1 calls $300

TURN ($1,110)

MP1 checks, Hero bets $899, MP1 calls $899

RIVER ($2,908)

MP1 bets $636, Hero calls $636

MP1 shows
(Pre 38%, Flop 20.7%, Turn 9.1%)

Hero shows
(Pre 62%, Flop 79.3%, Turn 90.9%)

MP1 wins $4,180

Прелестно :D
Grabbed by Holdem Manager
NL Holdem $40(BB) Full Tilt
SB ($5)
BB ($995)
UTG ($1,925)
UTG+1 ($1,980)
UTG+2 ($1,865)
Hero ($2,090)
MP2 ($3,175)
CO ($1,940)
BTN ($3,130)

Dealt to Hero

fold, UTG+1 calls $40, fold, Hero raises to $160, fold, fold, fold, BB raises to $995 (AI), fold, Hero calls $835

FLOP ($2,035)

TURN ($2,035)

RIVER ($2,035)

BB shows
(Pre 19%, Flop 63.6%, Turn 78.6%)

Hero shows
(Pre 43%, Flop 14.2%, Turn 7.1%)

SB shows
(Pre 39%, Flop 22.2%, Turn 14.3%)

BB wins $2,035

Месть
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NL Holdem $50(BB) Poker Stars
Hero ($1,165)
BB ($5,940)
UTG ($1,900)
UTG+1 ($2,943)
UTG+2 ($2,295)
MP1 ($7,100)
MP2 ($2,982)
CO ($5,045)
BTN ($3,420)

Dealt to Hero

UTG calls $50, fold, UTG+2 raises to $200, MP1 calls $200, fold, CO calls $200, BTN calls $200, Hero raises to $1,165 (AI), fold, fold, UTG+2 raises to $2,295 (AI), fold, CO calls $2,095, fold

FLOP ($6,255)

TURN ($6,255)

RIVER ($6,255)

Hero shows
(Pre 19%, Flop 85.4%, Turn 90.5%)

UTG+2 shows
(Pre 54%, Flop 9.1%, Turn 9.5%)

CO shows
(Pre 27%, Flop 5.5%, Turn 0.0%)

Hero wins $3,995
UTG+2 wins $2,260

Вечно дауны лимпят
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NL Holdem $160(BB) Full Tilt
Hero ($3,631)
BB ($5,334)
UTG ($2,710)
UTG+1 ($5,570)
UTG+2 ($2,790)
MP1 ($4,135)
MP2 ($3,040)
CO ($2,006)
BTN ($3,189)

Dealt to Hero

UTG calls $160, fold, fold, fold, fold, fold, fold, Hero raises to $3,631 (AI), fold, UTG calls $2,550 (AI)

FLOP ($5,580)

TURN ($5,580)

RIVER ($5,580)

Hero shows
(Pre 18%, Flop 9.2%, Turn 4.5%)

UTG shows
(Pre 82%, Flop 90.8%, Turn 95.5%)

UTG wins $5,580

Лови бэкдор
Grabbed by Holdem Manager
NL Holdem $160(BB) Full Tilt
SB ($5,420)
BB ($5,570)
UTG ($2,790)
UTG+1 ($3,975)
UTG+2 ($3,040)
MP1 ($2,006)
MP2 ($3,189)
Hero ($921)
BTN ($5,494)

Dealt to Hero

fold, fold, fold, fold, fold, Hero raises to $921 (AI), fold, fold, BB calls $761

FLOP ($1,922)

TURN ($1,922)

RIVER ($1,922)

Hero shows
(Pre 39%, Flop 3.0%, Turn 15.9%)

BB shows
(Pre 61%, Flop 97.0%, Turn 84.1%)

Hero wins $1,922

Как почистить карму? они заебали ездить и тащить коины!!!!

Привет, вчера с тобой за одним столом сидели в 8+0,8$ на фтп) Удвоился об тебя с на , сорри

Русский чел имбицил или просто прикалывается?
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NL Holdem $500(BB) Full Tilt
SB ($14,985)
Hero ($6,220)
UTG ($8,905)
UTG+1 ($16,735)
UTG+2 ($21,364)
MP1 ($12,442)
CO ($16,639)
BTN ($20,074)

MP1 antes $50
CO antes $50
BTN antes $50
SB antes $50
Hero antes $50
UTG antes $50
UTG+1 antes $50
UTG+2 antes $50

Dealt to Hero

fold, UTG+1 calls $500, fold, fold, CO raises to $2,500, fold, fold, Hero raises to $6,170 (AI), fold, CO calls $3,670

FLOP ($13,490)

TURN ($13,490)

RIVER ($13,490)

CO shows
(Pre 37%, Flop 69.4%, Turn 86.4%)

Hero shows
(Pre 63%, Flop 30.6%, Turn 13.6%)

CO wins $13,490

master_TAG @ 18.5.2010, 12:10
Привет, вчера с тобой за одним столом сидели в 8+0,8$ на фтп. Удвоился об тебя с на , сорри

Привет, может, и сидели, я не помню :)

great
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NL Holdem $800(BB) Full Tilt
SB ($18,762)
Hero ($24,551)
UTG ($24,591)
UTG+1 ($16,752)
UTG+2 ($6,395)
CO ($20,949)
BTN ($9,956)

UTG+2 antes $100
CO antes $100
BTN antes $100
SB antes $100
Hero antes $100
UTG antes $100
UTG+1 antes $100

Dealt to Hero

fold, fold, fold, CO calls $800, fold, fold, Hero checks

FLOP ($2,700)

Hero checks, CO checks

TURN ($2,700)

Hero checks, CO checks

RIVER ($2,700)

Hero bets $2,700, CO raises to $5,400, Hero raises to $23,651 (AI), CO calls $14,649 (AI)

CO shows
(Pre 70%, Flop 12.1%, Turn 0.0%)

Hero shows
(Pre 30%, Flop 87.9%, Turn 100.0%)

Hero wins $42,798

Это фуллтильт, блядь. А дауны продолжают играть так: 2451 $0.05 0% $133.56 $5.68
Full Tilt No-Limit Hold'em, 11 Tournament, 600/1200 Blinds 150 Ante (7 handed) - Full-Tilt Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com

MP2 (t6715)
CO (t26261)
Button (t22548)
SB (t16850)
Hero (BB) (t31325)
UTG (t30991)
MP1 (t18746)

Hero's M: 10.99

Preflop: Hero is BB with Q

, A

5 folds, SB bets t16700 (All-In), Hero calls t15500

Flop: (t34450) 3

, K

, Q

(2 players, 1 all-in)

Turn: (t34450) 10

(2 players, 1 all-in)

River: (t34450) 7

(2 players, 1 all-in)

Total pot: t34450

Results:
SB had K

, 5

(one pair, Kings).
Hero had Q

, A

(one pair, Queens).
Outcome: SB won t34450

Но я просто так не уйду :)
Grabbed by Holdem Manager
NL Holdem $1,200(BB) Full Tilt
SB ($23,298)
BB ($33,700)
Hero ($13,125)
UTG+1 ($33,991)
UTG+2 ($16,046)
CO ($6,865)
BTN ($26,411)

CO antes $150
BTN antes $150
SB antes $150
BB antes $150
Hero antes $150
UTG+1 antes $150
UTG+2 antes $150

Dealt to Hero

Hero raises to $12,975 (AI), fold, fold, fold, BTN calls $12,975, fold, fold

FLOP ($28,800)

TURN ($28,800)

RIVER ($28,800)

BTN shows
(Pre 66%, Flop 81.0%, Turn 90.9%)

Hero shows
(Pre 34%, Flop 19.0%, Turn 9.1%)

Hero wins $28,800

Да ну нахуй этот покер. Ничего не могу выиграть. Ни копейки, блядь. Все перезжают, чиплидерский стек растаскивают, пиздец. Весь май уже так. Как же я выигрывал в апреле?! Вот опять всего 2 ИТМ... :(

Вот ты заливаешь (в смысле говоришь)! Я то знаю что ты с покером завязал только на сегодня, а завтра сядешь играть как ни в чем не бывало, но ведь люди могуть неправильно тебя понять..

TIAPOBO3 @ 18.5.2010, 19:59
Вот ты заливаешь (в смысле говоришь)! Я то знаю что ты с покером завязал только на сегодня, а завтра сядешь играть как ни в чем не бывало, но ведь люди могуть неправильно тебя понять..

Ну да. Когда заливаю, чувствую себя тупым фишем.

Полный бред!
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NL Holdem $80(BB) Full Tilt
SB ($2,235)
BB ($3,560)
UTG ($1,260)
UTG+1 ($7,770)
UTG+2 ($6,665)
Hero ($2,615)
CO ($2,835)
BTN ($3,045)

Dealt to Hero

UTG raises to $1,260 (AI), fold, fold, Hero calls $1,260, CO raises to $2,835 (AI), fold, fold, fold, Hero calls $1,355 (AI)

FLOP ($6,610)

TURN ($6,610)

RIVER ($6,610)

UTG shows
(Pre 12%, Flop 3.1%, Turn 0.0%)

Hero shows
(Pre 79%, Flop 92.2%, Turn 83.3%)

CO shows
(Pre 9%, Flop 4.7%, Turn 16.7%)

CO wins $6,610

Через месяц уже диплом, а у меня он даже еще не начат! (точнее, не начат сам диплом, а работа вроде сделана, но криво, конечно)
Это будет самый сложный день в моей жизни.

Банкролл

Ты чо там нумизматом решил стать?

Не, просто разобрал свои запасы монет :D

Это стеб?
Где мои 25к стек?!
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NL Holdem $300(BB) Full Tilt
SB ($11,468)
BB ($6,431)
UTG ($3,600)
UTG+1 ($20,107)
UTG+2 ($10,000)
MP1 ($13,545)
MP2 ($3,300)
CO ($1,565)
Hero ($6,930)

SB antes $25
BB antes $25
UTG antes $25
UTG+1 antes $25
UTG+2 antes $25
MP1 antes $25
MP2 antes $25
CO antes $25
Hero antes $25

Dealt to Hero

UTG raises to $1,275, fold, fold, fold, fold, CO raises to $1,540 (AI), Hero calls $1,540, SB raises to $11,443 (AI), BB calls $6,106 (AI), UTG calls $2,300 (AI), Hero calls $5,365 (AI)

FLOP ($25,556)

TURN ($25,556)

RIVER ($25,556)

SB shows
(Pre 5%, Flop 1.9%, Turn 2.1%)

BB shows
(Pre 17%, Flop 11.9%, Turn 7.4%)

UTG shows
(Pre 20%, Flop 10.3%, Turn 7.4%)

CO shows
(Pre 13%, Flop 8.1%, Turn 7.4%)

Hero shows
(Pre 45%, Flop 67.8%, Turn 75.8%)

UTG wins $16,065
Hero wins $9,491