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куда пропал?

дааа,шланг я стал нереальный давно уже не писал
чёто как-то пропало желание к покеру,да и писать..
мож из-за того,что надоело ныть постоянно - как меня
жостко переезжают,и какие все вокруг фиши
хотя иногда,наверно от скуки,поигрываю килополя.
да к тому же ХМ наебнулся чёто,а ковыряться в нём
как-то лень,шланг хуле..
сейчас появилась мысль затащить сладкий 1$ ребайник-лотерею 30 и 60К GTD
попутно буду катать килопля 1-11$,выводить $$ не буду,попробую подняться
немножко по лимитам...осталось заставить себя посмотреть ВОДы и почитать
чёнить. Эх,тигр уже не тот,да и гуси сука умные какие-то стали

ну каак можно выиграть у этих гандонов????
как всегда перед ИТМом,и пох омаха это или покер....сукиии


PokerStars No-Limit Omaha, 1.1 Tournament, 4000/8000 Blinds 800 Ante (9 handed) - PokerStars Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com

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Hero (MP2) (t104188)
MP3 (t159950)
CO (t85339)
Button (t268930)
SB (t72260)
BB (t64948)
UTG (t122577)
UTG+1 (t208368)
MP1 (t250360)

Hero's M: 5.43

Preflop: Hero is MP2 with K

, A

, 4

, A

3 folds, Hero bets t103388 (All-In), 2 folds, Button raises to t268130 (All-In), 2 folds

Flop: (t225976) 10

, K

, J

(2 players, 2 all-in)

Turn: (t225976) 10

(2 players, 2 all-in)

River: (t225976) 5

(2 players, 2 all-in)

Total pot: t225976
Main pot: t225976 between Hero and Button, won by Button

Results:
Button had 9

, A

, Q

, 10

(straight, Ace high).
Hero had K

, A

, 4

, A

(two pair, Aces and tens).
Outcome: Button won t225976

девятки прикололи



PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em, 4.4 Tournament, 40/80 Blinds (7 handed) - PokerStars Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com

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MP2 (t4255)
CO (t5754)
Button (t5849)
Hero (SB) (t2880)
BB (t1476)
UTG (t6000)
MP1 (t9208)

Hero's M: 24.00

Preflop: Hero is SB with 9

, 9

5 folds, Hero bets t240, BB raises to t1476 (All-In), Hero calls t1236

Flop: (t2952) 6

, 5

, K

(2 players, 1 all-in)

Turn: (t2952) 5

(2 players, 1 all-in)

River: (t2952) 7

(2 players, 1 all-in)

Total pot: t2952
Main pot: t2952 between Hero and BB, won by BB

Results:
Hero had 9

, 9

(two pair, nines and fives).
BB had 5

, 5

(four of a kind, fives).
Outcome: BB won t2952


PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em, 4.4 Tournament, 40/80 Blinds (8 handed) - PokerStars Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com

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UTG+1 (t4447)
MP1 (t5634)
MP2 (t1254)
Hero (CO) (t1284)
Button (t8670)
SB (t2832)
BB (t6888)
UTG (t9178)

Hero's M: 10.70

Preflop: Hero is CO with 9

, 9

UTG calls t80, UTG+1 bets t200, 2 folds, Hero calls t200, 3 folds, UTG calls t120

Flop: (t720) 10

, 6

, 8

(3 players)
UTG checks, UTG+1 checks, Hero bets t480, UTG calls t480, 1 fold

Turn: (t1680) 5

(2 players)
UTG checks, Hero bets t604 (All-In), UTG calls t604

River: (t2888) J

(2 players, 1 all-in)

Total pot: t2888
Main pot: t2888 between Hero and UTG, won by UTG

Results:
UTG had Q

, 9

(straight, Queen high).
Hero had 9

, 9

(one pair, nines).
Outcome: UTG won t2888


издеваются суки не дают фишу денег

Full Tilt вернись сукаa!!!



да,ну,уебать ту скотину,которая так раздаёт
чё ху*ня не пойму творится??? или я стал фишом ещё
хуже чем был,или пора пойти убиться наххх



если закатаю остатки,устрою себе пару дней отдыха,
(и просмотра водов,которые нахер не нужны для микролимитов)
пока не уебал когонить или чёнибудь в истерике

олень дня !

вот так глумятся некоторые ебланы,иногда даже не верится


PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em, 4.4 Tournament, 30/60 Blinds 5 Ante (9 handed) - PokerStars Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com

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Hero (MP2) (t4705)
MP3 (t3035)
CO (t2590)
Button (t4105)
SB (t2702)
BB (t4890)
UTG (t3625)
UTG+1 (t2448)
MP1 (t1715)

Hero's M: 34.85

Preflop: Hero is MP2 with K

, A

3 folds, Hero bets t180, MP3 raises to t3030 (All-In), 4 folds, Hero calls t2850

Flop: (t6195) 8

, 4

, J

(2 players, 1 all-in)

Turn: (t6195) 3

(2 players, 1 all-in)

River: (t6195) 9

(2 players, 1 all-in)

Total pot: t6195
Main pot: t6195 between Hero and MP3, won by MP3

Results:

осталось последних 15$ - это на пол сессии в килополях моих лимитов не хватит
поэтому решил сыгратb 3 сессии по 5 туриков 1$ highrollers ..
пару месяцев назад я там набил около 500$,правда уже закатал в килополях
так что -ещё рывок 1/90$

пока вот так .....гари в аду jokerstars со своими бляццкими тузами


PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em, 1 Tournament, 15/30 Blinds (9 handed) - PokerStars Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com

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Button (t1520)
SB (t1300)
BB (t1470)
UTG (t2200)
UTG+1 (t1110)
Hero (MP1) (t1440)
MP2 (t1965)
MP3 (t1510)
CO (t1355)

Hero's M: 32.00

Preflop: Hero is MP1 with A

, A

UTG bets t150, 1 fold, Hero raises to t1440 (All-In), 6 folds, UTG calls t1290

Flop: (t2925) 4

, 10

, 8

(2 players, 1 all-in)

Turn: (t2925) K

(2 players, 1 all-in)

River: (t2925) J

(2 players, 1 all-in)

Total pot: t2925
Main pot: t2925 between UTG and Hero, won by UTG

Results:


PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em, 1 Tournament, 25/50 Blinds (8 handed) - PokerStars Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com

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UTG (t3100)
UTG+1 (t2185)
MP1 (t1105)
MP2 (t1730)
CO (t1640)
Button (t3060)
SB (t2985)
Hero (BB) (t2385)

Hero's M: 31.80

Preflop: Hero is BB with A

, A

UTG calls t50, UTG+1 bets t300, 5 folds, Hero raises to t875, 1 fold, UTG+1 raises to t2185 (All-In), Hero calls t1310

Flop: (t4445) 2

, 5

, 2

(2 players, 1 all-in)

Turn: (t4445) K

(2 players, 1 all-in)

River: (t4445) 9

(2 players, 1 all-in)

Total pot: t4445
Main pot: t4445 between UTG+1 and Hero, won by UTG+1

Results:

upd

ну и на дорожку прушные твари мне с АА снова вставили..перед $$$

PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em, 1 Tournament, 300/600 Blinds 50 Ante (7 handed) - PokerStars Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com

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MP1 (t2760)
MP2 (t19899)
Hero (CO) (t4530)
Button (t5010)
SB (t7238)
BB (t5262)
UTG (t7450)

Hero's M: 3.62

Preflop: Hero is CO with A

, A

3 folds, Hero bets t4480 (All-In), Button calls t4480, 2 folds

Flop: (t10210) 9

, 3

, 10

(2 players, 1 all-in)

Turn: (t10210) 7

(2 players, 1 all-in)

River: (t10210) 8

(2 players, 1 all-in)

Total pot: t10210
Main pot: t10210 between Hero and Button, won by Button

Results:

OMAHA PL

да ну нах не может быть прорвало??

на финалке карту вырубило,и стек уже подтаял,
так-что в топ 4 пришлось согласится поделить -140$
ну,и после делёжки всех гусей отжарил...наконец-то

ну и ТОР6 в ребайнике за 2$/500 - 150$
эхх,почаще бы такие сессии=))

маленькая отжарка...жаль не килополе,но jokers
вроде по немножку отдаёт награбленное у меня добро

ё@аные гуси снова сделали это
как же заёбывают эти мелкие килополя

Poker Stars $2.00+$0.20 No Limit Hold'em Tournament - t4000/t8000 Blinds + t800 - 6 players - View hand 1714775
DeucesCracked Poker Videos Hand History Converter

BTN: t548737 M = 32.66
SB: t318024 M = 18.93
Hero (BB): t155456 M = 9.25
UTG: t491593 M = 29.26
MP: t450158 M = 26.80
CO: t281217 M = 16.74

Pre Flop: (t16800) Hero is BB with 6 A
1 fold, MP raises to t19200, 3 folds, Hero calls t11200

Flop: (t47200) 4 6 6 (2 players)
Hero checks, MP bets t23600, Hero raises to t58000, MP raises to t139600, Hero calls t77456 all in

Turn: (t318112) 2 (2 players - 1 is all in)

River: (t318112) T (2 players - 1 is all in)

Final Pot: t318112
Hero shows 6 A (three of a kind, Sixes)
MP shows Q T (a flush, Queen high)
MP wins t318112

эхх,жалко вчера нигде толком недоехал...3 или 4 предфиналки и 1 ТОР2 в 4.50/180 не осилил
но,безмерно радует тот факт,что jokerstars стал намного реже мочить меня снизу...
думаю скоро стрельнет таки мне пару косарей $$$ в килополе

поругал немного модера в чате

как чудило стал баббл боем в килополе на 5200 тел


Poker Stars $2.00+$0.20 No Limit Hold'em Tournament - t350/t700 Blinds + t85 - 9 players - View hand 1720249
DeucesCracked Poker Videos Hand History Converter

CO: t39775 M = 21.91
Hero (BTN): t41279 M = 22.74
SB: t685 M = 0.38
BB: t23140 M = 12.75
UTG: t22676 M = 12.49
UTG+1: t3931 M = 2.17
UTG+2: t48418 M = 26.68
MP1: t9211 M = 5.07
MP2: t11588 M = 6.38

Pre Flop: (t1815) Hero is BTN with K K
4 folds, MP2 raises to t1505, CO calls t1505, Hero raises to t6300, 3 folds, CO calls t4795

Flop: (t15920) 4 T K (2 players)
CO checks, Hero bets t7700, CO calls t7700

Turn: (t31320) 3 (2 players)
CO checks, Hero bets t8400, CO raises to t25690 all in, Hero calls t17290

River: (t82700) T (2 players - 1 is all in)

Final Pot: t82700
CO shows 4 4 (a full house, Fours full of Tens)
Hero shows K K (a full house, Kings full of Tens)
Hero wins t82700

не сказать что я удивлён,но как-то подзаёбывает уже

Poker Stars $2.00+$0.20 No Limit Hold'em Tournament - t7000/t14000 Blinds + t1750 - 9 players - View hand 1720393
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BTN: t568866 M = 15.48
SB: t267428 M = 7.28
Hero (BB): t128058 M = 3.48
UTG: t304022 M = 8.27
UTG+1: t224227 M = 6.10
UTG+2: t385663 M = 10.49
MP1: t917939 M = 24.98
MP2: t634598 M = 17.27
CO: t66368 M = 1.81

Pre Flop: (t36750) Hero is BB with Q Q
6 folds, BTN raises to t28000, 1 fold, Hero raises to t126308 all in, BTN calls t98308

Flop: (t275366) 3 A T (2 players - 1 is all in)

Turn: (t275366) 9 (2 players - 1 is all in)

River: (t275366) K (2 players - 1 is all in)

Final Pot: t275366
BTN shows A A (three of a kind, Aces)
Hero shows Q Q (a pair of Queens)
BTN wins t275366

yxxx финалко 4.40- 473 тела
Jokerstrs ускоряет,удивило что не у меня КК


Poker Stars $4.00+$0.40 No Limit Hold'em Tournament - t3000/t6000 Blinds + t750 - 8 players - View hand 1720430
DeucesCracked Poker Videos Hand History Converter

CO: t118080 M = 7.87
BTN: t64627 M = 4.31
SB: t344022 M = 22.93
BB: t93390 M = 6.23
UTG: t351857 M = 23.46
UTG+1: t158701 M = 10.58
MP1: t222761 M = 14.85
Hero (MP2): t65562 M = 4.37

Pre Flop: (t15000) Hero is MP2 with A A
UTG raises to t12000, UTG+1 raises to t157951 all in, MP1 raises to t222011 all in, Hero calls t64812 all in, 4 folds

Flop: (t407714) A 2 J (4 players - 3 are all in)

Turn: (t407714) 8 (4 players - 3 are all in)

River: (t407714) 6 (4 players - 3 are all in)

Final Pot: t407714
UTG+1 shows K A (a pair of Aces)
MP1 shows K K (a pair of Kings)
Hero shows A A (three of a kind, Aces)
UTG+1 wins t186278
Hero wins t221436

upd

ЫЫЫ вот и update подумал я перед выставлением
часа 1,5 играли финалку,надеялся всётаки что опп-агро-рыбко с ROI -21 тультует
ну да ладно,140$ тоже не помешают...в следующий раз доеду

Poker Stars $4.00+$0.40 No Limit Hold'em Tournament - t7000/t14000 Blinds + t1750 - 4 players - View hand 1720436
DeucesCracked Poker Videos Hand History Converter

BTN: t322582 M = 11.52
SB: t431437 M = 15.41
BB: t364974 M = 13.03
Hero (CO): t300007 M = 10.71

Pre Flop: (t28000) Hero is CO with K K
Hero raises to t29700, BTN raises to t70000, 2 folds, Hero raises to t298257 all in, BTN calls t228257

Flop: (t624514) J 7 2 (2 players - 1 is all in)

Turn: (t624514) T (2 players - 1 is all in)

River: (t624514) 6 (2 players - 1 is all in)

Final Pot: t624514
BTN shows A A (a pair of Aces)
Hero shows K K (a pair of Kings)
BTN wins t624514

KAAAAAK???

Poker Stars $2.00+$0.20 No Limit Hold'em Tournament - t500/t1000 Blinds + t125 - 9 players - View hand 1720943
DeucesCracked Poker Videos Hand History Converter

MP1: t23357 M = 8.90
MP2: t18065 M = 6.88
Hero (CO): t10385 M = 3.96
BTN: t81605 M = 31.09
SB: t27482 M = 10.47
BB: t52291 M = 19.92
UTG: t15477 M = 5.90
UTG+1: t47694 M = 18.17
UTG+2: t44605 M = 16.99

Pre Flop: (t2625) Hero is CO with K K
2 folds, UTG+2 raises to t2000, 2 folds, Hero raises to t10260 all in, 2 folds, BB calls t9260, 1 fold

Flop: (t24145) K 7 4 (2 players - 1 is all in)

Turn: (t24145) 4 (2 players - 1 is all in)

River: (t24145) 3 (2 players - 1 is all in)

Final Pot: t24145
Hero shows K K (a full house, Kings full of Fours)
BB shows A A (two pair, Aces and Fours)
Hero wins t24145

буууууум снова эти шаловливые КК
кило-ребайник за 2$- 2800 тел,out 113 -как раз где начинаются денежки


Poker Stars $2.00+$0.20 No Limit Hold'em Tournament - t2500/t5000 Blinds + t625 - 9 players - View hand 1721055
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SB: t172886 M = 13.17
BB: t194375 M = 14.81
Hero (UTG): t76490 M = 5.83
UTG+1: t159847 M = 12.18
UTG+2: t62891 M = 4.79
MP1: t69635 M = 5.31
MP2: t243304 M = 18.54
CO: t194665 M = 14.83
BTN: t64612 M = 4.92

Pre Flop: (t13125) Hero is UTG with K K
Hero raises to t12700, 2 folds, MP1 raises to t69010 all in, 1 fold, CO raises to t194040 all in, 3 folds, Hero calls t63165 all in

Flop: (t233865) 2 6 6 (3 players - 3 are all in)

Turn: (t233865) 6 (3 players - 3 are all in)

River: (t233865) J (3 players - 3 are all in)

Final Pot: t233865
Hero shows K K (a full house, Sixes full of Kings)
MP1 shows T T (a full house, Sixes full of Tens)
CO shows J J (a full house, Jacks full of Sixes)
CO wins t13710
CO wins t220155

ёбаные мля гуси снова перед бабками в ребакнике вые@али
когда же он сука мне отдастся???!


Poker Stars $1.00+$0.10 No Limit Hold'em Tournament - t10000/t20000 Blinds + t2000 - 8 players - View hand 1723877
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UTG: t313324 M = 6.81
UTG+1: t653080 M = 14.20
MP1: t680153 M = 14.79
MP2: t228920 M = 4.98
CO: t271071 M = 5.89
BTN: t339414 M = 7.38
SB: t104804 M = 2.28
Hero (BB): t217057 M = 4.72

Pre Flop: (t46000) Hero is BB with Q Q
5 folds, BTN raises to t240000, 1 fold, Hero calls t195057 all in

Flop: (t456114) J 9 2 (2 players - 1 is all in)

Turn: (t456114) A (2 players - 1 is all in)

River: (t456114) 4 (2 players - 1 is all in)

Final Pot: t456114
BTN shows 9 A (two pair, Aces and Nines)
Hero shows Q Q (a pair of Queens)
BTN wins t456114