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Все трое уродов, что расположились сверху в таблице отличились против меня на финалке.
Второй сначала на предфиналке с KJ уебал мои АК, потом на финалке проделал тоже самое с 1010.
Дальше был Мануману
Poker Stars, $75 Buy-in (7,000/14,000 blinds, 1,750 ante) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 4 Players
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SB: 280,702 (20.1 bb)
Hero (BB): 164,766 (11.8 bb)
CO: 159,516 (11.4 bb)
BTN: 346,016 (24.7 bb)
Preflop: Hero is BB with
CO raises to 157,766 and is all-in, 2 folds, Hero calls 143,766
Flop: (329,532) (2 players, 1 is all-in)
Turn: (329,532) (2 players, 1 is all-in)
River: (329,532) (2 players, 1 is all-in)Results: 329,532 pot
Final Board:
Hero showed and lost (-159,516 net)
CO showed and won 329,532 (170,016 net)
Осталось 0,3 бб, комбекнулся только для того, чтобы главный лакбокс переехал меня на ривере
Poker Stars, $75 Buy-in (7,000/14,000 blinds, 1,750 ante) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 4 Players
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Hero (SB): 143,500 (10.3 bb)
BB: 224,532 (16 bb)
CO: 351,266 (25.1 bb)
BTN: 231,702 (16.6 bb)
Preflop: Hero is SB with
CO folds, BTN raises to 28,000, Hero raises to 141,750 and is all-in, BB folds, BTN calls 113,750
Flop: (304,500) (2 players, 1 is all-in)
Turn: (304,500) (2 players, 1 is all-in)
River: (304,500) (2 players, 1 is all-in)Results: 304,500 pot
Final Board:
Hero showed and lost (-143,500 net)
BTN showed and won 304,500 (161,000 net)
После моего алына эта сволочь долго думала, может созванивалась со Старзами насчет туза?
Плюсанул в деньгах, но минусанул по морали.
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Сука, за отличный банк и баунти уебали в дипе билдера за 44
Poker Stars, $40 Buy-in (900/1,800 blinds, 270 ante) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 9 Players
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SB: 33,260 (18.5 bb)
BB: 125,076 (69.5 bb)
UTG+1: 30,431 (16.9 bb)
UTG+2: 54,061 (30 bb)
Hero (MP1): 31,054 (17.3 bb)
MP2: 50,066 (27.8 bb)
MP3: 81,120 (45.1 bb)
CO: 9,233 (5.1 bb)
BTN: 39,830 (22.1 bb)
Preflop: Hero is MP1 with
UTG+1 raises to 30,161 and is all-in, UTG+2 folds, Hero raises to 30,784 and is all-in, 4 folds, SB raises to 32,990 and is all-in, BB calls 31,190
Flop: (129,355) (4 players, 3 are all-in)
Turn: (129,355) (4 players, 3 are all-in)
River: (129,355) (4 players, 3 are all-in)Results: 129,355 pot
Final Board:
SB showed and lost (-33,260 net)
BB showed and won 129,355 (96,095 net)
UTG+1 showed and lost (-30,431 net)
Hero showed and lost (-31,054 net) -
Весь день ебут примерно так - финалка на Титане:
IPoker, $27.30 Buy-in (500/1,000 blinds, 100 ante) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 7 Players
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SB: 8,616 (8.6 bb)
BB: 133,759 (133.8 bb)
MP1: 9,897 (9.9 bb)
Hero (MP2): 17,515 (17.5 bb)
MP3: 11,379 (11.4 bb)
CO: 17,606 (17.6 bb)
BTN: 35,228 (35.2 bb)
Preflop: Hero is MP2 with
MP1 raises to 9,797 and is all-in, Hero raises to 17,415 and is all-in, 4 folds, BB calls 16,415
Flop: (45,827) (3 players, 2 are all-in)
Turn: (45,827) (3 players, 2 are all-in)
River: (45,827) (3 players, 2 are all-in)Results: 45,827 pot
Final Board:
BB showed and won 15,236 (-2,279 net)
MP1 showed and won 30,591 (20,694 net)
Hero mucked and lost (-17,515 net)
Дали только в дейлике оторваться, но им загрузку не отбить
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Нет, ну голимый же пиздец, первая раздача
Poker Stars, $75 Buy-in (10/20 blinds) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 3 Players
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Hero (SB): 3,000 (150 bb)
BB: 3,000 (150 bb)
BTN: 3,000 (150 bb)
Preflop: Hero is SB with
BTN raises to 60, Hero raises to 200, BB calls 180, BTN calls 140
Flop: (600) (3 players)
Hero bets 414, BB calls 414, BTN calls 414
Turn: (1,842) (3 players)
Hero bets 994, BB calls 994, BTN raises to 2,386 and is all-in, Hero folds, BB calls 1,392 and is all-in
River: (7,608) (2 players, 2 are all-in)Results: 7,608 pot
Final Board:
Hero mucked and lost (-1,608 net)
BB showed and lost (-3,000 net)
BTN showed and won 7,608 (4,608 net) -
Фокус-покус-заебокус
Poker Stars, $75 Buy-in (60/120 blinds, 15 ante) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 4 Players
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SB: 3,498 (29.2 bb)
BB: 4,817 (40.1 bb)
CO: 2,807 (23.4 bb)
Hero (BTN): 2,946 (24.6 bb)
Preflop: Hero is BTN with
CO folds, Hero raises to 300, SB raises to 3,483 and is all-in, BB folds, Hero calls 2,631 and is all-in
Flop: (6,042) (2 players, 2 are all-in)
Turn: (6,042) (2 players, 2 are all-in)
River: (6,042) (2 players, 2 are all-in)Results: 6,042 pot
Final Board:
SB showed and won 6,042 (3,096 net)
Hero showed and lost (-2,946 net) -
Префлоп алын, влип со средним сетом в старший, терном ещё младший сет, ривером общий стрит.
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Мышка была на грани уничтожения, так как за круг до этого в этом турнире уже убили тузов, да и вообще сегодня не айс
Poker Stars, $6.82 Buy-in (900/1,800 blinds, 270 ante) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 9 Players
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Hero (SB): 237,055 (131.7 bb)
BB: 39,706 (22.1 bb)
UTG+1: 58,205 (32.3 bb)
UTG+2: 96,789 (53.8 bb)
MP1: 59,562 (33.1 bb)
MP2: 21,938 (12.2 bb)
MP3: 75,976 (42.2 bb)
CO: 61,990 (34.4 bb)
BTN: 90,526 (50.3 bb)
Preflop: Hero is SB with
6 folds, BTN raises to 90,256 and is all-in, Hero calls 89,356, BB folds
Flop: (184,742) (2 players, 1 is all-in)
Turn: (184,742) (2 players, 1 is all-in)
River: (184,742) (2 players, 1 is all-in)Results: 184,742 pot
Final Board:
Hero showed and won 184,742 (94,216 net)
BTN showed and lost (-90,526 net)
А вот тут прикольно вышло
Poker Stars, $50 Buy-in (60/120 blinds) Pot Limit Omaha Tournament, 6 Players
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Hero (SB): 10,026 (83.6 bb)
BB: 5,964 (49.7 bb)
UTG: 3,100 (25.8 bb)
MP: 3,400 (28.3 bb)
CO: 2,675 (22.3 bb)
BTN: 6,942 (57.9 bb)
Preflop: Hero is SB with
4 folds, Hero raises to 300, BB calls 180
Flop: (600) (2 players)
Hero bets 324, BB calls 324
Turn: (1,248) (2 players)
Hero bets 673, BB calls 673
River: (2,594) (2 players)
Hero checks, BB checksResults: 2,594 pot
Final Board:
Hero showed and won 2,594 (1,297 net)
BB mucked and lost (-1,297 net) -
Охуенный пиздец, билдер за 7,5, 10к (ровно) участников, в топ300 первый стек, два часа без карты, пуш с 12бб A6<KQ, 87 место.
4 мах турбо-нокаут, полтора часа разрывал, статы 67/45, выбил 9, на бабле выставил на стек фиша на страшном флопе, с фдро, гатшотом и совпадением не усилился. В ИТМ пихнул KQ<103 и алес. -
Приятно так выставляться
Poker Stars, $20 Buy-in (75/150 blinds, 20 ante) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 6 Players
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SB: 11,320 (75.5 bb)
BB: 8,018 (53.5 bb)
UTG: 668 (4.5 bb)
MP: 8,938 (59.6 bb)
Hero (CO): 4,420 (29.5 bb)
BTN: 18,549 (123.7 bb)
Preflop: Hero is CO with
UTG raises to 648 and is all-in, MP folds, Hero calls 648, 2 folds, BB raises to 7,998 and is all-in, Hero calls 3,752 and is all-in
Flop: (9,643) (3 players, 3 are all-in)
Turn: (9,643) (3 players, 3 are all-in)
River: (9,643) (3 players, 3 are all-in)Results: 9,643 pot
Final Board:
BB showed and lost (-4,420 net)
UTG showed and lost (-668 net)
Hero showed and won 9,643 (5,223 net) -
Последний платит за всех
Poker Stars, $100 Buy-in (700/1,400 blinds, 210 ante) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 9 Players
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SB: 86,068 (61.5 bb)
BB: 11,949 (8.5 bb)
UTG+1: 2,811 (2 bb)
UTG+2: 66,421 (47.4 bb)
MP1: 42,548 (30.4 bb)
Hero (MP2): 48,362 (34.5 bb)
MP3: 34,678 (24.8 bb)
CO: 11,167 (8 bb)
BTN: 30,063 (21.5 bb)
Preflop: Hero is MP2 with
UTG+1 raises to 2,601 and is all-in, 4 folds, CO raises to 10,957 and is all-in, BTN raises to 29,853 and is all-in, SB calls 29,153, BB folds
Flop: (76,554) (4 players, 3 are all-in)
Turn: (76,554) (4 players, 3 are all-in)
River: (76,554) (4 players, 3 are all-in)Results: 76,554 pot
Final Board:
SB showed and lost (-30,063 net)
UTG+1 showed and won 13,694 (10,883 net)
CO showed and won 25,068 (13,901 net)
BTN showed and won 37,792 (7,729 net) -
Блядь, ну что эти бразильские мудилы жрут
Poker Stars, $10 Buy-in (300/600 blinds, 70 ante) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 9 Players
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SB: 20,084 (33.5 bb)
BB: 21,114 (35.2 bb)
Hero (UTG+1): 15,753 (26.3 bb)
UTG+2: 8,586 (14.3 bb)
MP1: 23,539 (39.2 bb)
MP2: 24,778 (41.3 bb)
MP3: 3,591 (6 bb)
CO: 13,335 (22.2 bb)
BTN: 26,954 (44.9 bb)
Preflop: Hero is UTG+1 with
Hero raises to 1,200, 6 folds, SB calls 900, BB folds
Flop: (3,630) (2 players)
SB checks, Hero bets 1,379, SB calls 1,379
Turn: (6,388) (2 players)
SB checks, Hero bets 3,449, SB calls 3,449
River: (13,286) (2 players)
SB checks, Hero bets 9,655 and is all-in, SB calls 9,655Results: 32,596 pot
Final Board:
SB showed and won 32,596 (16,843 net)
Hero showed and lost (-15,753 net) -
Вот что нокаут с регами делает
Poker Stars, $75 Buy-in (40/80 blinds, 12 ante) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 7 Players
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SB: 6,597 (82.5 bb)
BB: 139 (1.7 bb)
Hero (MP1): 6,741 (84.3 bb)
MP2: 2,018 (25.2 bb)
MP3: 5,105 (63.8 bb)
CO: 8,142 (101.8 bb)
BTN: 6,981 (87.3 bb)
Preflop: Hero is MP1 with
Hero raises to 160, MP2 calls 160, 5 folds
Flop: (524) (2 players)
Hero checks, MP2 bets 226, Hero raises to 720, MP2 raises to 1,846 and is all-in, Hero calls 1,126
Turn: (4,216) (2 players, 1 is all-in)
River: (4,216) (2 players, 1 is all-in)Results: 4,216 pot
Final Board:
Hero showed and won 4,216 (2,198 net)
MP2 showed and lost (-2,018 net) -
Да ну нахер, сегодня все было как в анекдотеНа Кипре во время кризиса, кипрский банкир открыл новый бизнес - публичный дом.
Приятель его спрашивает о расценках, условиях...
- В жопу 300 Евро, в рот 200.
- А традиционным способом?
- Нет, я пока один работаю...
Заебало это говно, пойду спать. -
Ебля продолжается, не мытьем, так катаньем
Poker Stars, $100 Buy-in (300/600 blinds, 90 ante) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 9 Players
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SB: 6,740 (11.2 bb)
BB: 20,552 (34.3 bb)
UTG+1: 8,244 (13.7 bb)
UTG+2: 39,248 (65.4 bb)
MP1: 25,410 (42.4 bb)
MP2: 16,963 (28.3 bb)
Hero (MP3): 7,152 (11.9 bb)
CO: 16,153 (26.9 bb)
BTN: 18,392 (30.7 bb)
Preflop: Hero is MP3 with
4 folds, Hero raises to 7,062 and is all-in, CO folds, BTN raises to 18,302 and is all-in, 2 folds
Flop: (15,834) (2 players, 2 are all-in)
Turn: (15,834) (2 players, 2 are all-in)
River: (15,834) (2 players, 2 are all-in)Results: 15,834 pot
Final Board:
Hero showed and lost (-7,152 net)
BTN showed and won 15,834 (8,682 net) -
Делай раз
Poker Stars, $24.55 Buy-in (40/80 blinds) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 9 Players
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SB: 3,547 (44.3 bb)
BB: 3,288 (41.1 bb)
UTG+1: 6,240 (78 bb)
UTG+2: 2,260 (28.3 bb)
MP1: 7,006 (87.6 bb)
Hero (MP2): 6,556 (82 bb)
MP3: 1,530 (19.1 bb)
CO: 5,023 (62.8 bb)
BTN: 1,600 (20 bb)
Preflop: Hero is MP2 with
UTG+1 raises to 160, 2 folds, Hero calls 160, MP3 folds, CO raises to 640, 4 folds, Hero calls 480
Flop: (1,560) (2 players)
Hero checks, CO bets 800, Hero raises to 5,916 and is all-in, CO calls 3,583 and is all-in
Turn: (10,326) (2 players, 2 are all-in)
River: (10,326) (2 players, 2 are all-in)Results: 10,326 pot
Final Board:
Hero showed and lost (-5,023 net)
CO showed and won 10,326 (5,303 net)
Делай два
Poker Stars, $24.55 Buy-in (40/80 blinds) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 9 Players
Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite.
SB: 3,208 (40.1 bb)
BB: 6,080 (76 bb)
UTG+1: 2,260 (28.3 bb)
UTG+2: 7,006 (87.6 bb)
Hero (MP1): 1,533 (19.2 bb)
MP2: 1,530 (19.1 bb)
MP3: 10,326 (129.1 bb)
CO: 1,600 (20 bb)
BTN: 3,507 (43.8 bb)
Preflop: Hero is MP1 with
4 folds, MP3 raises to 240, CO raises to 1,600 and is all-in, 3 folds, MP3 calls 1,360
Flop: (3,320) (2 players, 1 is all-in)
Turn: (3,320) (2 players, 1 is all-in)
River: (3,320) (2 players, 1 is all-in)Results: 3,320 pot
Final Board:
MP3 showed and won 3,320 (1,720 net)
CO showed and lost (-1,600 net)
Делай три
Poker Stars, $24.55 Buy-in (40/80 blinds) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 8 Players
Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite.
SB: 6,000 (75 bb)
BB: 2,260 (28.3 bb)
UTG+2: 7,006 (87.6 bb)
Hero (MP1): 1,533 (19.2 bb)
MP2: 1,530 (19.1 bb)
MP3: 12,046 (150.6 bb)
CO: 3,507 (43.8 bb)
BTN: 3,168 (39.6 bb)
Preflop: Hero is MP1 with
UTG+2 folds, Hero raises to 1,533 and is all-in, MP2 folds, MP3 calls 1,533, 4 folds
Flop: (3,186) (2 players, 1 is all-in)
Turn: (3,186) (2 players, 1 is all-in)
River: (3,186) (2 players, 1 is all-in)Results: 3,186 pot
Final Board:
Hero showed and lost (-1,533 net)
MP3 showed and won 3,186 (1,653 net)
Одна и та же голландская гнида -
За 10 минут повылетал в хреновой туче турниров, в том числе имея в 6 макс 3 стек, вылетел 4 в Дейли ФЛ.
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СМ, 100 человек до денег, мог бы досидеть, но решил побороться
Poker Stars, $200 Buy-in (1,000/2,000 blinds, 200 ante) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 9 Players
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SB: 5,083 (2.5 bb)
BB: 53,266 (26.6 bb)
UTG+1: 79,004 (39.5 bb)
UTG+2: 155,483 (77.7 bb)
MP1: 82,708 (41.4 bb)
Hero (MP2): 23,256 (11.6 bb)
MP3: 73,782 (36.9 bb)
CO: 64,162 (32.1 bb)
BTN: 55,436 (27.7 bb)
Preflop: Hero is MP2 with
3 folds, Hero raises to 23,056 and is all-in, MP3 calls 23,056, 4 folds
Flop: (50,912) (2 players, 1 is all-in)
Turn: (50,912) (2 players, 1 is all-in)
River: (50,912) (2 players, 1 is all-in)Results: 50,912 pot
Final Board:
Hero showed and lost (-23,256 net)
MP3 showed and won 50,912 (27,656 net) -
За 2 недели заработал только евешечку
Где деньги, Билли?
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Ёбнврт, с баунти уже раза 4 прокатили, но это совсем наглость, на отморозке 800 рублей баунти
Poker Stars, $300 Buy-in (500/1,000 blinds, 150 ante) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 9 Players
Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite.
SB: 19,296 (19.3 bb)
BB: 4,051 (4.1 bb)
UTG+1: 37,102 (37.1 bb)
UTG+2: 15,706 (15.7 bb)
MP1: 15,682 (15.7 bb)
MP2: 52,904 (52.9 bb)
MP3: 5,818 (5.8 bb)
CO: 31,686 (31.7 bb)
Hero (BTN): 25,536 (25.5 bb)
Preflop: Hero is BTN with
2 folds, MP1 calls 1,000, 3 folds, Hero raises to 25,386 and is all-in, 2 folds, MP1 calls 14,532 and is all-in
Flop: (33,914) (2 players, 2 are all-in)
Turn: (33,914) (2 players, 2 are all-in)
River: (33,914) (2 players, 2 are all-in)Results: 33,914 pot
Final Board:
MP1 showed and won 33,914 (18,232 net)
Hero showed and lost (-15,682 net)
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В Фениксе 12, AK<1010 за первый стек.
Сессия почти в ноль, ёбнврт.