Через час, оставшиеся в живых, позавидуют мертвым...

Опять уже за сотку лечу. Хотя, как с такой постоянной хуйней не лететь.

Poker Stars, $5 Buy-in (350/700 blinds, 85 ante) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 8 Players
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CO: 20,195 (28.9 bb)
BTN: 12,591 (18 bb)
SB: 11,676 (16.7 bb)
Hero (BB): 8,574 (12.2 bb)
UTG+2: 27,711 (39.6 bb)
MP1: 48,141 (68.8 bb)
MP2: 4,347 (6.2 bb)
MP3: 23,435 (33.5 bb)

Preflop: Hero is BB with J

A

4 folds, CO raises to 1,505, 2 folds, Hero raises to 8,489 and is all-in, CO calls 6,984

Flop: (18,008) J

T

6

(2 players, 1 is all-in)
Turn: (18,008) 2

(2 players, 1 is all-in)
River: (18,008) Q

(2 players, 1 is all-in)

Results:

Нате - ХУЙ из под кровати.

Poker Stars, $15 Buy-in (30/60 blinds) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 9 Players
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SB: 3,175 (52.9 bb)
BB: 2,145 (35.8 bb)
UTG+1: 5,041 (84 bb)
Hero (UTG+2): 1,528 (25.5 bb)
MP1: 3,180 (53 bb)
MP2: 7,275 (121.3 bb)
MP3: 5,205 (86.8 bb)
CO: 3,000 (50 bb)
BTN: 11,033 (183.9 bb)

Preflop: Hero is UTG+2 with J

K

UTG+1 folds, Hero raises to 180, MP1 folds, MP2 calls 180, 2 folds, BTN calls 180, SB calls 150, BB raises to 2,145 and is all-in, Hero calls 1,348 and is all-in, MP2 calls 1,965, BTN calls 1,965, SB folds

Flop: (8,143) 6

8

2

(4 players, 2 are all-in)
MP2 checks, BTN checks

Turn: (8,143) 4

(4 players, 2 are all-in)
MP2 checks, BTN checks

River: (8,143) 3

(4 players, 2 are all-in)
MP2 checks, BTN checks

Results:

Фиш с АК разошелся после раздачи
Goban899: lol
Frizen77: lol?
Goban899: im fckin animal
Frizen77: ur a ***ing idiot, its diferent

он просто не читал твой дневник

Против него же. Не ставил - думал он пустой - интересно было - че у него.

Poker Stars, $15 Buy-in (50/100 blinds, 10 ante) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 9 Players
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BB: 2,450 (24.5 bb)
UTG+1: 5,613 (56.1 bb)
UTG+2: 9,417 (94.2 bb)
Hero (MP1): 7,422 (74.2 bb)
MP2: 5,027 (50.3 bb)
MP3: 8,208 (82.1 bb)
CO: 4,315 (43.2 bb)
BTN: 3,915 (39.2 bb)
SB: 5,715 (57.2 bb)

Preflop: Hero is MP1 with 9

9

UTG+1 raises to 257, UTG+2 folds, Hero calls 257, MP2 folds, MP3 calls 257, 4 folds

Flop: (1,011) 3

3

5

(3 players)
UTG+1 bets 525, Hero calls 525, MP3 folds

Turn: (2,061) 4

(2 players)
UTG+1 bets 858, Hero calls 858

River: (3,777) 8

(2 players)
UTG+1 checks, Hero checks

Results:


Frizen77: **** dude
Goban899: sorry bro
Goban899: how is weather in Portugal?

а чё не 4бет с ВВ?

Потому что он дебил.
Как тут блять играть то. Интересно, зачем старзам так палится.

Poker Stars, $5 Buy-in (500/1,000 blinds, 125 ante) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 9 Players
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BB: 28,268 (28.3 bb)
UTG+1: 37,113 (37.1 bb)
UTG+2: 8,139 (8.1 bb)
MP1: 1,606 (1.6 bb)
MP2: 17,307 (17.3 bb)
Hero (MP3): 34,631 (34.6 bb)
CO: 42,563 (42.6 bb)
BTN: 7,950 (8 bb)
SB: 37,666 (37.7 bb)

Preflop: Hero is MP3 with J

J

2 folds, MP1 raises to 1,481 and is all-in, MP2 raises to 3,000, Hero raises to 34,506 and is all-in, 4 folds, MP2 calls 14,182 and is all-in

Flop: (38,470) J

7

3

(3 players, 3 are all-in)
Turn: (38,470) 9

(3 players, 3 are all-in)
River: (38,470) T

(3 players, 3 are all-in)

Results:

Goban899 @ 13.12.2012
Интересно, зачем старзам так палиться

ты разве не слышал? всё, контора закрывается. последний день казино

Две раздачи одновременно за разными столами.
В честность покерстарз - я не верю более ни одной секунды. Оба раза на блайндах конченые ублюдки, да и еще из "нужных" пархатому пидеру государств. Да я сыграл относительно плохо - лимп говно.
Но:
Я никогда не поверю в просто так положеный вот этот флоп. И я никогда не поверю в просто так положенного ривером приговорного короля.
Если б без короля ривером - я б даже не заморочился, а тут аппаратик запалился на 500 процентов. Они как то пидеры даже спектрами меряют. То есть, без короля на ривере я бы точно сбросил - и эта хуйня это знает.

Poker Stars, $5 Buy-in (600/1,200 blinds, 150 ante) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 9 Players
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BB: 41,725 (34.8 bb)
Hero (UTG+1): 35,560 (29.6 bb)
UTG+2: 15,631 (13 bb)
MP1: 46,317 (38.6 bb)
MP2: 33,063 (27.6 bb)
MP3: 77,083 (64.2 bb)
CO: 23,893 (19.9 bb)
BTN: 10,869 (9.1 bb)
SB: 16,204 (13.5 bb)

Preflop: Hero is UTG+1 with K

K

Hero calls 1,200, 6 folds, SB completes, BB checks

Flop: (4,950) 5

7

4

(3 players)
SB checks, BB checks, Hero checks

Turn: (4,950) A

(3 players)
SB checks, BB bets 2,400, Hero calls 2,400, SB folds

River: (9,750) K

(2 players)
BB bets 6,000, Hero raises to 31,810 and is all-in, BB calls 25,810

Results:


Poker Stars, $2.50 Buy-in (150/300 blinds, 25 ante) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 9 Players
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BB: 8,477 (28.3 bb)
UTG+1: 10,106 (33.7 bb)
UTG+2: 20,425 (68.1 bb)
MP1: 6,376 (21.3 bb)
Hero (MP2): 3,322 (11.1 bb)
MP3: 5,513 (18.4 bb)
CO: 10,070 (33.6 bb)
BTN: 9,111 (30.4 bb)
SB: 14,114 (47 bb)

Preflop: Hero is MP2 with K

K

3 folds, Hero calls 300, 3 folds, SB completes, BB checks

Flop: (1,125) 6

7

5

(3 players)
SB checks, BB checks, Hero bets 600, SB calls 600, BB folds

Turn: (2,325) 2

(2 players)
SB checks, Hero bets 1,350, SB raises to 3,000, Hero calls 1,047 and is all-in

River: (7,119) 4

(2 players, 1 is all-in)

Results:

да уж,печалька,мну тож за 3 раздачи выкинули AA<QJ,AK<J7,AJ<QK , едем дальше ГЛ нам!!!

Да это не печалька - это заебись.

Party, $10 Buy-in (10/20 blinds) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 9 Players
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BTN: 3,970 (198.5 bb)
BB: 4,000 (200 bb)
MP2: 1,990 (99.5 bb)
Hero (UTG+2): 4,035 (201.8 bb)
CO: 4,440 (222 bb)
MP3: 1,870 (93.5 bb)
SB: 1,980 (99 bb)
MP1: 3,605 (180.3 bb)
UTG+1: 1,940 (97 bb)

Preflop: Hero is UTG+2 with
UTG+1 raises to 40, Hero raises to 120, 7 folds, UTG+1 calls 80

Flop: (270) (2 players)
UTG+1 bets 40, Hero calls 40

Turn: (350) (2 players)
UTG+1 bets 40, Hero raises to 160, UTG+1 calls 120

River: (670) (2 players)
UTG+1 bets 40, Hero raises to 100, UTG+1 raises to 1,620 and is all-in, Hero calls 1,520


разозлили сцуки)

Щупаем кнопки на аппарате

Poker Stars, $8 Buy-in (20/40 blinds) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 9 Players
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BB: 3,257 (81.4 bb)
Hero (UTG+1): 4,600 (115 bb)
UTG+2: 2,880 (72 bb)
MP1: 3,000 (75 bb)
MP2: 3,412 (85.3 bb)
MP3: 1,462 (36.6 bb)
CO: 3,904 (97.6 bb)
BTN: 4,315 (107.9 bb)
SB: 2,960 (74 bb)

Preflop: Hero is UTG+1 with 8

Q

Hero raises to 120, 2 folds, MP2 calls 120, 2 folds, BTN calls 120, SB folds, BB calls 80

Flop: (500) A

6

8

(4 players)
BB checks, Hero bets 260, MP2 raises to 520, BTN folds, BB calls 520, Hero calls 260

Turn:
(2,060) 8

(3 players)

TymIsOnMySyd: u know im going all in

BB checks, Hero bets 740, MP2 raises to 2,772 and is all-in, BB calls 2,617 and is all-in, Hero calls 2,032

River: (10,221) 5

(3 players, 2 are all-in)

Results:

Кнопка работает

Poker Stars, $4 Buy-in (15/30 blinds) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 8 Players
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MP2: 3,420 (114 bb)
MP3: 4,180 (139.3 bb)
Hero (CO): 2,675 (89.2 bb)
BTN: 1,727 (57.6 bb)
SB: 2,405 (80.2 bb)
BB: 2,960 (98.7 bb)
UTG+2: 4,185 (139.5 bb)
MP1: 2,330 (77.7 bb)

Preflop: Hero is CO with 8

Q

3 folds, MP3 calls 30, Hero raises to 90, BTN raises to 150, SB calls 135, BB folds, MP3 calls 120, Hero calls 60

Flop: (630) A

Q

8

(4 players)
SB checks, MP3 checks, Hero bets 510, BTN calls 510, SB calls 510, MP3 folds

Turn: (2,160) 7

(3 players)
SB checks, Hero bets 1,725, BTN calls 1,067 and is all-in, SB calls 1,725

River: (6,677) 2

(3 players, 1 is all-in)
SB checks, Hero bets 45, SB calls 20 and is all-in

Results:

Q8 казыря епть

вот иногда думаешь, а может так и надо играть и нах все эти чарты рейнджы и тому подобное, раз аппарат просчитывает нас, то надо делать так, чтобы он охуел от наших действий и поломался

Бесконечность моя карта всегда. Я на них тогда дам уеб в ключевой раздаче финалки реговской мясорубки за 55.
И больше всего каре в казино на них собрал.
Помню одну даму, тоже из казино, она Q8 своей "семейной картой" называла и всегда на обмен их оставляла.

Poker Stars, $12.50 Buy-in (600/1,200 blinds, 150 ante) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 8 Players
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UTG+2: 19,566 (16.3 bb)
MP1: 77,037 (64.2 bb)
MP2: 16,958 (14.1 bb)
MP3: 29,254 (24.4 bb)
CO: 51,614 (43 bb)
BTN: 45,315 (37.8 bb)
Hero (SB): 13,622 (11.4 bb)
BB: 43,146 (36 bb)

Preflop: Hero is SB with 8

8

3 folds, MP3 raises to 2,400, 2 folds, Hero raises to 13,472 and is all-in, BB calls 12,272, MP3 folds

Flop: (30,544) 9

2

6

(2 players, 1 is all-in)
Turn: (30,544) Q

(2 players, 1 is all-in)
River: (30,544) 8

(2 players, 1 is all-in)

Results:

Работает блять.

Poker Stars, $8 Buy-in (100/200 blinds, 25 ante) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 9 Players
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UTG+1: 12,836 (64.2 bb)
Hero (UTG+2): 8,044 (40.2 bb)
MP1: 1,270 (6.4 bb)
MP2: 6,940 (34.7 bb)
MP3: 13,493 (67.5 bb)
CO: 1,683 (8.4 bb)
BTN: 4,160 (20.8 bb)
SB: 6,508 (32.5 bb)
BB: 5,535 (27.7 bb)

Preflop: Hero is UTG+2 with Q

8

UTG+1 folds, Hero raises to 500, 3 folds, CO calls 500, 3 folds

Flop: (1,525) A

5

3

(2 players)
Hero checks, CO checks

Turn: (1,525) K

(2 players)
Hero checks, CO checks

River: (1,525) 3

(2 players)
Hero checks, CO checks

Results:

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Poker Stars, $12.50 Buy-in (700/1,400 blinds, 175 ante) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 9 Players
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CO: 57,505 (41.1 bb)
BTN: 60,918 (43.5 bb)
SB: 66,458 (47.5 bb)
BB: 50,029 (35.7 bb)
UTG+1: 23,879 (17.1 bb)
UTG+2: 29,667 (21.2 bb)
MP1: 41,640 (29.7 bb)
Hero (MP2): 47,902 (34.2 bb)
MP3: 25,199 (18 bb)

Preflop: Hero is MP2 with Q

8

UTG+1 raises to 2,800, UTG+2 raises to 7,000, 7 folds, UTG+1 raises to 23,704 and is all-in, UTG+2 calls 16,704

Flop: (51,083) 9

A

Q

(2 players, 1 is all-in)
Turn: (51,083) Q

(2 players, 1 is all-in)
River: (51,083) 8

(2 players, 1 is all-in)

Results:

Уже ж понятно, что аппарат, хули ссать то.

Poker Stars, $8 Buy-in (100/200 blinds, 25 ante) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 9 Players
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MP1: 12,261 (61.3 bb)
Hero (MP2): 9,194 (46 bb)
MP3: 1,495 (7.5 bb)
CO: 6,465 (32.3 bb)
BTN: 14,676 (73.4 bb)
SB: 4,258 (21.3 bb)
BB: 3,985 (19.9 bb)
UTG+1: 6,558 (32.8 bb)
UTG+2: 5,585 (27.9 bb)

Preflop: Hero is MP2 with Q

9

3 folds, Hero raises to 500, 2 folds, BTN calls 500, 2 folds

Flop: (1,525) A

6

A

(2 players)
Hero bets 600, BTN folds

Results: