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New Zealand 71/12 агр 2 - ну не могу скинуть я тут.

Poker Stars, $10 Buy-in (50/100 blinds) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 9 Players
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MP2: 5,369 (53.7 bb)
MP3: 3,000 (30 bb)
CO: 1,409 (14.1 bb)
BTN: 3,395 (34 bb)
SB: 1,515 (15.2 bb)
BB: 2,887 (28.9 bb)
Hero (UTG+1): 4,350 (43.5 bb)
UTG+2: 4,448 (44.5 bb)
MP1: 11,012 (110.1 bb)

Preflop: Hero is UTG+1 with J

A

Hero raises to 300, UTG+2 folds, MP1 calls 300, 5 folds, BB calls 200

Flop: (950) 8

Q

T

(3 players)
BB checks, Hero checks, MP1 bets 600, BB folds, Hero calls 600

Turn: (2,150) A

(2 players)
Hero checks, MP1 bets 10,112 and is all-in, Hero calls 3,450 and is all-in

River: (9,050) K

(2 players, 2 are all-in)

Results:

Греки еб

Poker Stars, $10 Buy-in (50/100 blinds) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 9 Players
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UTG+2: 5,269 (52.7 bb)
MP1: 3,000 (30 bb)
MP2: 1,909 (19.1 bb)
MP3: 3,395 (34 bb)
CO: 1,465 (14.7 bb)
BTN: 2,287 (22.9 bb)
Hero (SB): 8,950 (89.5 bb)
BB: 4,448 (44.5 bb)
UTG+1: 6,662 (66.6 bb)

Preflop: Hero is SB with 7

7

2 folds, MP1 raises to 300, 3 folds, BTN calls 300, Hero calls 250, BB folds

Flop: (1,000) 3

3

6

(3 players)
Hero checks, MP1 bets 600, BTN folds, Hero raises to 8,650 and is all-in, MP1 calls 2,100 and is all-in

Turn: (6,400) 3

(2 players, 2 are all-in)
River: (6,400) Q

(2 players, 2 are all-in)

Results:


Poker Stars, $10 Buy-in (50/100 blinds) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 7 Players
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BTN: 7,134 (71.3 bb)
SB: 2,900 (29 bb)
BB: 3,395 (34 bb)
MP1: 678 (6.8 bb)
Hero (MP2): 12,050 (120.5 bb)
MP3: 4,148 (41.5 bb)
CO: 6,112 (61.1 bb)

Preflop: Hero is MP2 with K

A

MP1 folds, Hero raises to 300, 3 folds, SB calls 250, BB folds

Flop: (700) 2

7

3

(2 players)
SB bets 200, Hero raises to 500, SB calls 300

Turn: (1,700) T

(2 players)
SB bets 200, Hero calls 200

River: (2,100) K

(2 players)
SB bets 200, Hero raises to 11,050 and is all-in, SB calls 1,700 and is all-in

Results:

Poker Stars, $3 Buy-in (25/50 blinds) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 9 Players
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BB: 1,390 (27.8 bb)
UTG+1: 2,925 (58.5 bb)
UTG+2: 7,290 (145.8 bb)
Hero (MP1): 3,825 (76.5 bb)
MP2: 7,720 (154.4 bb)
MP3: 2,750 (55 bb)
CO: 5,045 (100.9 bb)
BTN: 3,457 (69.1 bb)
SB: 6,738 (134.8 bb)

Preflop: Hero is MP1 with T

T

UTG+1 folds, UTG+2 raises to 100, Hero raises to 250, 3 folds, BTN raises to 3,457 and is all-in, 3 folds, Hero calls 3,207

Flop: (7,089) 5

Q

8

(2 players, 1 is all-in)
Turn: (7,089) K

(2 players, 1 is all-in)
River: (7,089) T

(2 players, 1 is all-in)

Results:

Поаробуем еще поиграть в ебанутый покер

Poker Stars, $3 Buy-in (125/250 blinds, 25 ante) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 9 Players
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Hero (MP1): 7,541 (30.2 bb)
MP2: 23,565 (94.3 bb)
MP3: 9,210 (36.8 bb)
CO: 2,173 (8.7 bb)
BTN: 12,806 (51.2 bb)
SB: 13,888 (55.6 bb)
BB: 13,833 (55.3 bb)
UTG+1: 22,677 (90.7 bb)
UTG+2: 5,462 (21.8 bb)

Preflop: Hero is MP1 with 9

Q

2 folds, Hero raises to 525, 2 folds, CO raises to 2,148 and is all-in, BTN calls 2,148, SB folds, BB calls 1,898, Hero calls 1,623

Flop: (8,942) 2

J

3

(4 players, 1 is all-in)
BB checks, Hero checks, BTN bets 750, BB calls 750, Hero calls 750

Turn: (11,192) 9

(4 players, 1 is all-in)
BB checks, Hero checks, BTN bets 1,250, BB folds, Hero calls 1,250

River: (13,692) Q

(3 players, 1 is all-in)
Hero bets 3,368 and is all-in, BTN calls 3,368

Results:

Считаю опять мертый кулер сдали - у меня там после терна пасов нет - аутов полколоды.

Отползают в ужасе.

Poker Stars, $3 Buy-in (150/300 blinds, 25 ante) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 8 Players
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Hero (MP1): 20,428 (68.1 bb)
MP2: 23,540 (78.5 bb)
MP3: 9,185 (30.6 bb)
CO: 5,265 (17.6 bb)
BTN: 13,738 (45.8 bb)
SB: 10,910 (36.4 bb)
BB: 22,652 (75.5 bb)
UTG+2: 5,437 (18.1 bb)

Preflop: Hero is MP1 with 9

8

UTG+2 folds, Hero raises to 705, MP2 calls 705, 4 folds, BB calls 405

Flop: (2,465) T

6

6

(3 players)
BB checks, Hero bets 1,050, MP2 raises to 2,795, BB folds, Hero calls 1,745

Turn: (8,055) Q

(2 players)
Hero checks, MP2 checks

River: (8,055) 5

(2 players)
Hero bets 2,850, MP2 folds

Results:

Щетаю пора садиться за книгу о турнирном покере на аппаратах старзах - пару-тройку томов как Харрингтон легко осилю, после последних трех дней.

Первая глава будет называться - Как ауристичнее нажимать кнопку оллин если вам раздали Q8.

Poker Stars, $4 Buy-in (40/80 blinds) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 4 Players
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Hero (BTN): 1,877 (23.5 bb)
SB: 16,608 (207.6 bb)
BB: 6,998 (87.5 bb)
CO: 7,296 (91.2 bb)

Preflop: Hero is BTN with 7

2

CO folds, Hero raises to 240, SB raises to 660, BB folds, Hero calls 420

Flop: (1,400) 5

9

8

(2 players)
SB bets 8,000, Hero calls 1,217 and is all-in

Turn: (3,834) 6

(2 players, 1 is all-in)
River: (3,834) 5

(2 players, 1 is all-in)

Results:

Poker Stars, $4 Buy-in (100/200 blinds, 25 ante) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 4 Players
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SB: 22,603 (113 bb)
BB: 16,057 (80.3 bb)
CO: 3,843 (19.2 bb)
Hero (BTN): 9,928 (49.6 bb)

Preflop: Hero is BTN with Q

A

CO folds, Hero raises to 500, SB folds, BB calls 300

Flop: (1,200) J

8

Q

(2 players)
BB checks, Hero bets 700, BB raises to 1,400, Hero calls 700

Turn: (4,000) J

(2 players)
BB bets 3,000, Hero calls 3,000

River: (10,000) 3

(2 players)
BB bets 10,000, Hero calls 5,003 and is all-in

Results:

Чет опять лоханулся - Q8 же сразу пихаем. Непростительно для будущего автора самой читаемой трилогии об онлайн-покере.

Poker Stars, $3 Buy-in (1,000/2,000 blinds, 200 ante) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 9 Players
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Hero (BB): 65,877 (32.9 bb)
UTG+1: 87,248 (43.6 bb)
UTG+2: 50,107 (25.1 bb)
MP1: 63,365 (31.7 bb)
MP2: 82,774 (41.4 bb)
MP3: 62,931 (31.5 bb)
CO: 20,626 (10.3 bb)
BTN: 33,583 (16.8 bb)
SB: 68,922 (34.5 bb)

Preflop: Hero is BB with 8

Q

7 folds, SB raises to 4,000, Hero calls 2,000

Flop: (9,800) Q

9

Q

(2 players)
SB bets 6,000, Hero calls 6,000

Turn: (21,800) 7

(2 players)
SB bets 6,000, Hero calls 6,000

River: (33,800) J

(2 players)
SB checks, Hero bets 12,000, SB calls 12,000

Results:

Пиздец - позор мне. Опять не запихался сразу.

Poker Stars, $4 Buy-in (250/500 blinds, 60 ante) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 4 Players
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CO: 33,471 (66.9 bb)
BTN: 9,945 (19.9 bb)
SB: 19,835 (39.7 bb)
Hero (BB): 26,790 (53.6 bb)

Preflop: Hero is BB with Q

8

2 folds, SB raises to 1,500, Hero calls 1,000

Flop: (3,240) Q

Q

6

(2 players)
SB bets 1,500, Hero calls 1,500

Turn: (6,240) 2

(2 players)
SB checks, Hero checks

River: (6,240) A

(2 players)
SB checks, Hero bets 2,750, SB calls 2,750

Results:

Бесконечности, я ж грил моя карта, скока на них каре в казяке собрал.

Poker Stars, $3 Buy-in (2,000/4,000 blinds, 400 ante) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 7 Players
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Hero (BTN): 84,383 (21.1 bb)
SB: 84,472 (21.1 bb)
BB: 130,341 (32.6 bb)
MP1: 53,730 (13.4 bb)
MP2: 71,032 (17.8 bb)
MP3: 227,954 (57 bb)
CO: 117,483 (29.4 bb)

Preflop: Hero is BTN with 8

8

4 folds, Hero raises to 8,400, SB folds, BB raises to 129,941 and is all-in, Hero calls 75,583 and is all-in

Flop: (172,766) 8

8

4

(2 players, 2 are all-in)
Turn: (172,766) K

(2 players, 2 are all-in)
River: (172,766) 5

(2 players, 2 are all-in)

Results:

Знойная гречанка

Poker Stars, $8 Buy-in (700/1,400 blinds, 175 ante) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 8 Players
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MP3: 19,077 (13.6 bb)
CO: 72,193 (51.6 bb)
BTN: 95,455 (68.2 bb)
SB: 37,975 (27.1 bb)
Hero (BB): 49,629 (35.4 bb)
UTG+2: 114,530 (81.8 bb)
MP1: 40,738 (29.1 bb)
MP2: 15,277 (10.9 bb)

Preflop: Hero is BB with Q

Q

UTG+2 folds, MP1 raises to 2,800, 2 folds, CO calls 2,800, BTN folds, SB calls 2,100, Hero raises to 7,700, MP1 calls 4,900, CO calls 4,900, SB calls 4,900

Flop: (32,200) 8

3

9

(4 players)
SB checks, Hero bets 25,900, MP1 folds, CO calls 25,900, SB folds

Turn: (84,000) 4

(2 players)
Hero bets 15,854 and is all-in, CO calls 15,854

River: (115,708) K

(2 players, 1 is all-in)

Results:


Ну Шейнберг просто так не отпустит ее конечно

Poker Stars, $8 Buy-in (700/1,400 blinds, 175 ante) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 8 Players
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MP2: 18,902 (13.5 bb)
MP3: 22,564 (16.1 bb)
CO: 95,280 (68.1 bb)
BTN: 30,100 (21.5 bb)
Hero (SB): 115,708 (82.6 bb)
BB: 114,355 (81.7 bb)
UTG+2: 32,863 (23.5 bb)
MP1: 15,102 (10.8 bb)

Preflop: Hero is SB with J

A

3 folds, MP3 raises to 22,389 and is all-in, 2 folds, Hero calls 21,689, BB folds

Flop: (47,578) J

5

3

(2 players, 1 is all-in)
Turn: (47,578) 9

(2 players, 1 is all-in)
River: (47,578) K

(2 players, 1 is all-in)

Results:

Довел до ручки голандского укурка.

Poker Stars, $8 Buy-in (1,000/2,000 blinds, 250 ante) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 7 Players
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MP2: 46,888 (23.4 bb)
MP3: 99,230 (49.6 bb)
CO: 70,615 (35.3 bb)
Hero (BTN): 147,655 (73.8 bb)
SB: 116,330 (58.2 bb)
BB: 28,817 (14.4 bb)
MP1: 44,987 (22.5 bb)

Preflop: Hero is BTN with J

J

3 folds, CO raises to 4,240, Hero raises to 10,000, 2 folds, CO raises to 19,760, Hero calls 9,760

Flop: (44,270) 8

T

6

(2 players)
CO bets 14,265, Hero calls 14,265

Turn: (72,800) 5

(2 players)
CO bets 36,340 and is all-in, Hero calls 36,340

River: (145,480) Q

(2 players, 1 is all-in)

Results:

гы. Q8 сегодня тоже пихну пару раз

Три пары в русский помнится как стрит оплачивали.

Poker Stars, $8 Buy-in (3,000/6,000 blinds, 750 ante) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 7 Players
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BTN: 211,084 (35.2 bb)
SB: 344,023 (57.3 bb)
BB: 128,928 (21.5 bb)
MP1: 209,835 (35 bb)
Hero (MP2): 222,389 (37.1 bb)
MP3: 289,996 (48.3 bb)
CO: 93,745 (15.6 bb)

Preflop: Hero is MP2 with 2

2

MP1 folds, Hero raises to 12,600, 4 folds, BB calls 6,600

Flop: (33,450) 9

9

7

(2 players)
BB checks, Hero checks

Turn: (33,450) T

(2 players)
BB bets 13,229, Hero calls 13,229

River: (59,908) 7

(2 players)
BB checks, Hero bets 24,000, BB folds

Results:

63 регион играет.

Poker Stars, $8 Buy-in (3,500/7,000 blinds, 875 ante) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 7 Players
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MP3: 250,959 (35.9 bb)
CO: 231,291 (33 bb)
BTN: 92,099 (13.2 bb)
SB: 299,455 (42.8 bb)
Hero (BB): 250,393 (35.8 bb)
MP1: 298,183 (42.6 bb)
MP2: 77,620 (11.1 bb)

Preflop: Hero is BB with 6

3

5 folds, SB raises to 14,000, Hero calls 7,000

Flop: (34,125) A

4

5

(2 players)
SB bets 15,236, Hero calls 15,236

Turn: (64,597) 7

(2 players)
SB bets 35,268, Hero raises to 70,536, SB folds

Results:

lozzzik: we are can deal
Goban899: mne po hui
Goban899: hotite podelim
lozzzik: kaido you speak russian
Kaido99-est: no really
Kaido99-est: i can understan a little
Goban899: pizdish
Kaido99-est: ok deal

Эстонец и русский не знает - не верю, 40 лет под игом.