Через час, оставшиеся в живых, позавидуют мертвым...

Poker Stars, $3 Buy-in (600/1,200 blinds, 125 ante) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 9 Players
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UTG+1: 16,631 (13.9 bb)
UTG+2: 39,761 (33.1 bb)
MP1: 55,625 (46.4 bb)
Hero (MP2): 43,622 (36.4 bb)
MP3: 26,885 (22.4 bb)
CO: 88,356 (73.6 bb)
BTN: 80,518 (67.1 bb)
SB: 19,223 (16 bb)
BB: 45,895 (38.2 bb)

Preflop: Hero is MP2 with Q

8

3 folds, Hero raises to 2,520, 3 folds, SB calls 1,920, BB folds

Flop: (7,365) J

7

4

(2 players)
SB checks, Hero bets 3,000, SB folds

Results:


Poker Stars, $2 Buy-in (75/150 blinds, 20 ante) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 8 Players
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SB: 14,469 (96.5 bb)
BB: 7,935 (52.9 bb)
UTG+2: 3,940 (26.3 bb)
MP1: 4,420 (29.5 bb)
MP2: 29,303 (195.4 bb)
MP3: 6,122 (40.8 bb)
CO: 13,269 (88.5 bb)
Hero (BTN): 6,955 (46.4 bb)

Preflop: Hero is BTN with 8

Q

4 folds, CO calls 150, Hero raises to 375, SB calls 300, BB calls 225, CO calls 225

Flop: (1,660) J

9

T

(4 players)
SB checks, BB checks, CO checks, Hero bets 900, 3 folds

Results:

Bambr @ 18.12.2012
я бы в короткого что после тебя сидит пихал бы любую карту, чо тебе терять, разве что кулер большим здадут

совсем уж шлак раздают, Андрюха. ((
любую картинку конечно же запущу.

Топ-18.
Все стандартно. Португальская пидорасня рулит.

Poker Stars, $4 Buy-in (5,000/10,000 blinds, 1,250 ante) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 8 Players
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MP1: 370,241 (37 bb)
MP2: 106,627 (10.7 bb)
Hero (MP3): 84,586 (8.5 bb)
CO: 155,242 (15.5 bb)
BTN: 458,454 (45.8 bb)
SB: 444,711 (44.5 bb)
BB: 108,420 (10.8 bb)
UTG+2: 513,037 (51.3 bb)

Preflop: Hero is MP3 with J

J

UTG+2 folds, MP1 raises to 20,000, MP2 folds, Hero raises to 83,336 and is all-in, 4 folds, MP1 calls 63,336

Flop: (191,672) A

8

2

(2 players, 1 is all-in)
Turn: (191,672) T

(2 players, 1 is all-in)
River: (191,672) 6

(2 players, 1 is all-in)

Results:

АК < 88, только пятое... ((

вот так выкидывают с туриков ,подряд это всё
Party, $10 Buy-in (30/60 blinds) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 9 Players
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BTN: 5,320 (88.7 bb)
MP2: 3,185 (53.1 bb)
BB: 2,343 (39.1 bb)
Hero (CO): 6,040 (100.7 bb)
SB: 5,580 (93 bb)
MP1: 5,967 (99.5 bb)
UTG+1: 490 (8.2 bb)
MP3: 5,920 (98.7 bb)
UTG+2: 2,340 (39 bb)

Preflop: Hero is CO with
UTG+1 calls 60, 3 folds, MP3 calls 60, Hero raises to 220, 2 folds, BB calls 160, UTG+1 calls 160, MP3 folds

Flop: (750) (3 players)
BB checks, UTG+1 bets 270 and is all-in, Hero raises to 600, BB folds

Turn: (1,290) (2 players, 1 is all-in)
River: (1,290) (2 players, 1 is all-in)


Party, $10 Buy-in (30/60 blinds) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 9 Players
Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite.

CO: 5,320 (88.7 bb)
MP1: 3,185 (53.1 bb)
SB: 2,123 (35.4 bb)
Hero (MP3): 5,550 (92.5 bb)
BTN: 5,550 (92.5 bb)
UTG+2: 5,967 (99.5 bb)
BB: 1,290 (21.5 bb)
MP2: 5,860 (97.7 bb)
UTG+1: 2,340 (39 bb)

Preflop: Hero is MP3 with
UTG+1 raises to 240, 3 folds, Hero raises to 550, 3 folds, BB raises to 1,290 and is all-in, UTG+1 raises to 2,340 and is all-in, Hero calls 1,790

Flop: (6,000) (3 players, 2 are all-in)
Turn: (6,000) (3 players, 2 are all-in)
River: (6,000) (3 players, 2 are all-in)

Осваиваем новые линии розыгрыша 6ти бб.

Poker Stars, $10 Buy-in (800/1,600 blinds, 200 ante) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 8 Players
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SB: 7,036 (4.4 bb)
Hero (BB): 9,680 (6.1 bb)
UTG+2: 33,683 (21.1 bb)
MP1: 4,748 (3 bb)
MP2: 32,491 (20.3 bb)
MP3: 36,474 (22.8 bb)
CO: 79,940 (50 bb)
BTN: 61,686 (38.6 bb)

Preflop: Hero is BB with 8

T

2 folds, MP2 raises to 3,200, 4 folds, Hero calls 1,600

Flop: (8,800) 8

9

2

(2 players)
Hero bets 6,280 and is all-in, MP2 calls 6,280

Turn: (21,360) 5

(2 players, 1 is all-in)
River: (21,360) 8

(2 players, 1 is all-in)

Results:

и следущая завершающая
Party, $10 Buy-in (30/60 blinds) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 8 Players
Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite.

MP3: 5,320 (88.7 bb)
UTG+2: 3,065 (51.1 bb)
BTN: 2,333 (38.9 bb)
Hero (MP2): 3,210 (53.5 bb)
CO: 5,550 (92.5 bb)
BB: 5,967 (99.5 bb)
MP1: 5,800 (96.7 bb)
SB: 5,940 (99 bb)

Preflop: Hero is MP2 with
UTG+2 folds, MP1 calls 60, Hero calls 60, 4 folds, BB raises to 360, MP1 folds, Hero calls 300

Flop: (810) (2 players)
BB checks, Hero bets 405, BB calls 405

Turn: (1,620) (2 players)
BB checks, Hero bets 2,445 and is all-in, BB calls 2,445

River: (6,510) (2 players, 1 is all-in)

pikul1980 @ 18.12.2012
АК < 88, только пятое... ((

Мы в ключевых два овера вынуть не можем, а эти пидары по одному легко тянут.

А вообще, за ночь сегодня целый букет таких раздач, как нистранно ,но мышка целая,хоть одно радует ,не ехать в холод за новой мышкой)

Неужто блять - я выиграю два овера+фд, после того как въебал, на предфиналке пидеру с тузом. Хуй - потный, вонючий Педро из Мексики много ближе потной вонючей пархатой мрази.
Стек бы на предфиналку опять был.

Poker Stars, $3 Buy-in (1,250/2,500 blinds, 250 ante) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 7 Players
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CO: 174,383 (69.8 bb)
BTN: 72,940 (29.2 bb)
SB: 64,566 (25.8 bb)
Hero (BB): 61,173 (24.5 bb)
MP1: 88,698 (35.5 bb)
MP2: 78,353 (31.3 bb)
MP3: 108,713 (43.5 bb)

Preflop: Hero is BB with A

T

MP1 folds, MP2 calls 2,500, MP3 folds, CO raises to 7,500, 2 folds, Hero calls 5,000, MP2 calls 5,000

Flop: (25,500) 5

5

6

(3 players)
Hero checks, MP2 bets 12,500, CO folds, Hero raises to 53,423 and is all-in, MP2 calls 40,923

Turn: (132,346) J

(2 players, 1 is all-in)
River: (132,346) 3

(2 players, 1 is all-in)

Results:

фух,вроде полегчало,Сорри Гобан за мои сопли у тебя в дневнике

Топ-20. Опять хуй.
Итак, вот - три монеты ключевые - три раза хуем по губам.
Могу такие трансляции вести постоянно - тока на хуй это кому надо.
Все зараннее положено, результат известен. Пархатый пидер доволен.



Poker Stars, $10 Buy-in (900/1,800 blinds, 225 ante) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 7 Players
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Hero (MP2): 16,060 (8.9 bb)
MP3: 49,978 (27.8 bb)
CO: 65,132 (36.2 bb)
BTN: 53,326 (29.6 bb)
SB: 10,510 (5.8 bb)
BB: 19,292 (10.7 bb)
MP1: 17,815 (9.9 bb)

Preflop: Hero is MP2 with 7

7

MP1 folds, Hero raises to 15,835 and is all-in, MP3 calls 15,835, 4 folds

Flop: (35,945) K

J

3

(2 players, 1 is all-in)
Turn: (35,945) 9

(2 players, 1 is all-in)
River: (35,945) T

(2 players, 1 is all-in)

Results:

Снеговик в наручниках - качает.

Poker Stars, $2 Buy-in (300/600 blinds, 70 ante) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 9 Players
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MP2: 3,730 (6.2 bb)
MP3: 20,735 (34.6 bb)
CO: 17,174 (28.6 bb)
Hero (BTN): 19,979 (33.3 bb)
SB: 31,290 (52.2 bb)
BB: 37,005 (61.7 bb)
UTG+1: 26,266 (43.8 bb)
UTG+2: 12,030 (20.1 bb)
MP1: 23,076 (38.5 bb)

Preflop: Hero is BTN with 3

8

2 folds, MP1 raises to 1,500, 3 folds, Hero calls 1,500, 2 folds

Flop: (4,530) 3

K

6

(2 players)
MP1 bets 2,400, Hero calls 2,400

Turn: (9,330) 3

(2 players)
MP1 checks, Hero bets 2,400, MP1 folds

Results:

Poker Stars, $2 Buy-in (350/700 blinds, 85 ante) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 9 Players
Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite.

MP2: 1,945 (2.8 bb)
MP3: 16,657 (23.8 bb)
CO: 7,559 (10.8 bb)
Hero (BTN): 15,872 (22.7 bb)
SB: 36,950 (52.8 bb)
BB: 35,341 (50.5 bb)
UTG+1: 28,246 (40.4 bb)
UTG+2: 13,460 (19.2 bb)
MP1: 35,255 (50.4 bb)

Preflop: Hero is BTN with 6

3

6 folds, Hero raises to 1,470, SB calls 1,120, BB calls 770

Flop: (5,175) 2

Q

4

(3 players)
SB checks, BB checks, Hero checks

Turn: (5,175) K

(3 players)
SB bets 1,400, BB folds, Hero calls 1,400

River: (7,975) 4

(2 players)
SB bets 1,400, Hero raises to 12,917 and is all-in, SB folds

Results:

добавлю и свой "финт от старзов" ("аквариум" - 3$ 1 R 1 A)

Poker Stars $3.00+$0.30 No Limit Hold'em Tournament - t100/t200 Blinds + t25 - 9 players
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fefe 163 (MP1): t11565 M = 22.03
eelika (MP2): t21535 M = 41.02
fasher (CO): t35306 M = 67.25
atenas007 (BTN): t31918 M = 60.80
Hero (SB): t7945 M = 15.13
kpoker27 (BB): t5745 M = 10.94
DonPKRleone (UTG): t1770 M = 3.37
Pegas2002 (UTG+1): t13534 M = 25.78
kenken09 (UTG+2): t16742 M = 31.89

Pre Flop: (t525) Hero is SB with
1 fold, Pegas2002 calls t200, kenken09 calls t200, 4 folds, Hero raises to t1100, 1 fold, Pegas2002 calls t900, kenken09 raises to t16717 all in, Hero calls t6820 all in, 1 fold

Flop: (t17365) (2 players - 2 are all in)

Turn: (t17365) (2 players - 2 are all in)

River: (t17365) (2 players - 2 are all in)

Final Pot: t17365
Hero shows (a pair of Threes)
kenken09 shows (three of a kind, Threes)
kenken09 wins t17365


ибо не куй, сквизить в пида***ов правильных узкоглазых парней!

Poker Stars, $10 Buy-in (15/30 blinds) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 9 Players
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MP3: 3,000 (100 bb)
CO: 2,685 (89.5 bb)
BTN: 3,015 (100.5 bb)
SB: 2,920 (97.3 bb)
BB: 1,215 (40.5 bb)
UTG+1: 3,979 (132.6 bb)
UTG+2: 2,115 (70.5 bb)
Hero (MP1): 2,480 (82.7 bb)
MP2: 2,955 (98.5 bb)

Preflop: Hero is MP1 with A

A

UTG+1 folds, UTG+2 raises to 90, 2 folds, MP3 raises to 300, 4 folds, UTG+2 calls 210

Flop: (645) 7

4

4

(2 players)
UTG+2 checks, MP3 bets 600, UTG+2 calls 600

Turn: (1,845) Q

(2 players)
UTG+2 bets 570, MP3 calls 570

River: (2,985) K

(2 players)
UTG+2 bets 645 and is all-in, MP3 calls 645

Results:

ну тут прям соревнование у кого крууче какаху по раздаче.

Poker Stars, $4 Buy-in (50/100 blinds, 10 ante) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 9 Players
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CO: 2,320 (23.2 bb)
BTN: 9,335 (93.4 bb)
SB: 4,993 (49.9 bb)
Hero (BB): 2,336 (23.4 bb)
UTG+1: 2,101 (21 bb)
UTG+2: 4,313 (43.1 bb)
MP1: 4,892 (48.9 bb)
MP2: 11,645 (116.5 bb)
MP3: 3,165 (31.7 bb)

Preflop: Hero is BB with Q

8

3 folds, MP2 calls 100, 2 folds, BTN raises to 300, SB folds, Hero calls 200, MP2 calls 200

Flop: (1,040) 3

9

6

(3 players)
Hero checks, MP2 checks, BTN checks

Turn: (1,040) 8

(3 players)
Hero bets 350, MP2 folds, BTN calls 350

River: (1,740) 5

(2 players)
Hero checks, BTN checks

Results:

Goban899 @ 18.12.2012

Poker Stars, $10 Buy-in (15/30 blinds) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 9 Players
Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite.

MP3: 3,000 (100 bb)
CO: 2,685 (89.5 bb)
BTN: 3,015 (100.5 bb)
SB: 2,920 (97.3 bb)
BB: 1,215 (40.5 bb)
UTG+1: 3,979 (132.6 bb)
UTG+2: 2,115 (70.5 bb)
Hero (MP1): 2,480 (82.7 bb)
MP2: 2,955 (98.5 bb)

Preflop: Hero is MP1 with A

A

UTG+1 folds, UTG+2 raises to 90, 2 folds, MP3 raises to 300, 4 folds, UTG+2 calls 210

Flop: (645) 7

4

4

(2 players)
UTG+2 checks, MP3 bets 600, UTG+2 calls 600

Turn: (1,845) Q

(2 players)
UTG+2 bets 570, MP3 calls 570

River: (2,985) K

(2 players)
UTG+2 bets 645 and is all-in, MP3 calls 645

Results: 4,275 pot
Final Board: 7

4

4

Q

K

MP3 showed A

K

and won 2,137 (22 net)
UTG+2 showed A

K

and won 2,138 (23 net)

что за бред? ситаут?

скоро Ноггано под впечатлением (или еще под чем-то) захерачит трек с припевом про дама-восемь!