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5.50 2р1а

Poker Stars, $5 Buy-in (100/200 blinds, 25 ante) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 9 Players
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MP2: 12,133 (60.7 bb)
MP3: 13,105 (65.5 bb)
CO: 9,576 (47.9 bb)
BTN: 8,452 (42.3 bb)
SB: 9,393 (47 bb)
Hero (BB): 3,393 (17 bb)
UTG+1: 2,290 (11.5 bb)
UTG+2: 6,030 (30.2 bb)
MP1: 9,985 (49.9 bb)

Preflop: Hero is BB with Q

Q

UTG+1 folds, UTG+2 raises to 400, 6 folds, Hero raises to 3,368 and is all-in, UTG+2 calls 2,968

Flop: (7,061) A

5

7

(2 players, 1 is all-in)
Turn: (7,061) T

(2 players, 1 is all-in)
River: (7,061) 2

(2 players, 1 is all-in)

Results:

Я не спорю с тем, что с АК может и нормальный фолд, я настаиваю на второй части утверждения :)

За нокаут удавятся долбоебы.

Poker Stars, $12.50 Buy-in (15/30 blinds) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 9 Players
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MP3: 2,940 (98 bb)
CO: 2,310 (77 bb)
Hero (BTN): 2,550 (85 bb)
SB: 3,285 (109.5 bb)
BB: 3,105 (103.5 bb)
UTG+1: 2,955 (98.5 bb)
UTG+2: 6,750 (225 bb)
MP1: 3,270 (109 bb)
MP2: 2,835 (94.5 bb)

Preflop: Hero is BTN with J

J

UTG+1 calls 30, UTG+2 folds, MP1 raises to 60, 3 folds, Hero raises to 180, 3 folds, MP1 calls 120

Flop: (435) 4

2

4

(2 players)
MP1 bets 420, Hero raises to 2,370 and is all-in, MP1 calls 1,950

Turn: (5,175) 4

(2 players, 1 is all-in)
River: (5,175) 5

(2 players, 1 is all-in)

Results:

Биг-8.80

Poker Stars, $8 Buy-in (50/100 blinds, 10 ante) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 9 Players
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UTG+1: 1,650 (16.5 bb)
UTG+2: 630 (6.3 bb)
MP1: 3,330 (33.3 bb)
MP2: 1,415 (14.2 bb)
Hero (MP3): 6,320 (63.2 bb)
CO: 3,200 (32 bb)
BTN: 9,320 (93.2 bb)
SB: 6,685 (66.9 bb)
BB: 7,010 (70.1 bb)

Preflop: Hero is MP3 with T

T

2 folds, MP1 calls 100, MP2 folds, Hero raises to 350, 3 folds, BB calls 250, MP1 calls 250

Flop: (1,190) J

8

7

(3 players)
BB checks, MP1 checks, Hero bets 550, BB folds, MP1 calls 550

Turn: (2,290) 7

(2 players)
MP1 checks, Hero checks

River: (2,290) 9

(2 players)
MP1 bets 700, Hero raises to 5,410 and is all-in, MP1 calls 1,720 and is all-in

Results:

Посадили в капе 8.80 за стол ручную бразильскую макаку пархатого кукловода Pessagno из тимонлайн.
Вылетело эта красножопое уебище следующим образом.

Poker Stars, $8 Buy-in (20/40 blinds) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 9 Players
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Hero (UTG+1): 2,440 (61 bb)
UTG+2: 2,820 (70.5 bb)
MP1: 3,404 (85.1 bb)
MP2: 1,776 (44.4 bb)
MP3: 2,976 (74.4 bb)
CO: 2,865 (71.6 bb)
BTN: 2,856 (71.4 bb)
SB: 3,825 (95.6 bb)
BB: 2,780 (69.5 bb)

Preflop: Hero is UTG+1 with 3

K

5 folds, CO raises to 120, BTN raises to 356, 2 folds, CO raises to 762, BTN calls 406

Flop: (1,584) 8

2

8

(2 players)
CO bets 640, BTN calls 640

Turn: (2,864) 2

(2 players)
CO bets 1,463 and is all-in, BTN calls 1,454 and is all-in

River: (5,772) J

(2 players, 2 are all-in)

Results:

По динамике наверное, блять, сыграл.
Когда видишь, каких охлоебов тянут в этот ебаный тим для пропагнды этого ебучего дурильника, становится многое понятно.

А это мой аут - насмотрелся на Песагну.
Заметили кстате, - сколько сегодня я раздач ебанул - где фолда нет, а оп обязательно ебанет на этажик выше. Во всех случаях опп - редкое уебище из какой-нить греции.

Poker Stars, $8 Buy-in (25/50 blinds) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 9 Players
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Hero (MP2): 2,365 (47.3 bb)
MP3: 2,745 (54.9 bb)
CO: 4,044 (80.9 bb)
BTN: 2,001 (40 bb)
SB: 2,926 (58.5 bb)
BB: 5,931 (118.6 bb)
UTG+1: 2,815 (56.3 bb)
UTG+2: 3,680 (73.6 bb)
MP1: 2,715 (54.3 bb)

Preflop: Hero is MP2 with T

A

3 folds, Hero raises to 150, MP3 folds, CO calls 150, BTN folds, SB calls 125, BB folds

Flop: (500) 8

4

9

(3 players)
SB checks, Hero checks, CO checks

Turn: (500) Q

(3 players)
SB bets 165, Hero calls 165, CO folds

River: (830) J

(2 players)
SB bets 614, Hero raises to 2,050 and is all-in, SB calls 1,436

Results:

Вколол блять рега пидрилу из голандии - omyg0t - редкая мразота, весь тайм-банк на него извел, по всему там дро ебучее должно было быть - дро было да не то.

Poker Stars, $20 Buy-in (15/30 blinds) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 8 Players
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BTN: 2,858 (95.3 bb)
SB: 2,985 (99.5 bb)
BB: 2,925 (97.5 bb)
UTG+2: 3,052 (101.7 bb)
Hero (MP1): 2,895 (96.5 bb)
MP2: 2,985 (99.5 bb)
MP3: 2,800 (93.3 bb)
CO: 2,765 (92.2 bb)

Preflop: Hero is MP1 with 9

A

UTG+2 folds, Hero raises to 90, MP2 calls 90, MP3 folds, CO calls 90, 3 folds

Flop: (315) 8

6

9

(3 players)
Hero bets 210, MP2 calls 210, CO calls 210

Turn: (945) 3

(3 players)
Hero bets 450, MP2 calls 450, CO calls 450

River: (2,295) 6

(3 players)
Hero checks, MP2 bets 2,235 and is all-in, CO folds, Hero calls 2,145 and is all-in

Results:

Лол блять

Poker Stars, $5 Buy-in (500/1,000 blinds, 125 ante) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 9 Players
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Hero (MP1): 9,220 (9.2 bb)
MP2: 37,179 (37.2 bb)
MP3: 58,073 (58.1 bb)
CO: 15,244 (15.2 bb)
BTN: 9,771 (9.8 bb)
SB: 80,463 (80.5 bb)
BB: 62,470 (62.5 bb)
UTG+1: 17,856 (17.9 bb)
UTG+2: 28,527 (28.5 bb)

Preflop: Hero is MP1 with 4

A

2 folds, Hero raises to 9,095 and is all-in, 2 folds, CO raises to 15,119 and is all-in, 3 folds

Flop: (20,815) K

4

J

(2 players, 2 are all-in)
Turn: (20,815) Q

(2 players, 2 are all-in)
River: (20,815) 3

(2 players, 2 are all-in)

Results:

Биг- 8.80

Poker Stars, $8 Buy-in (250/500 blinds, 60 ante) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 9 Players
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UTG+1: 10,043 (20.1 bb)
UTG+2: 19,097 (38.2 bb)
MP1: 4,630 (9.3 bb)
MP2: 5,794 (11.6 bb)
MP3: 9,770 (19.5 bb)
CO: 9,163 (18.3 bb)
BTN: 13,539 (27.1 bb)
SB: 5,184 (10.4 bb)
Hero (BB): 6,510 (13 bb)

Preflop: Hero is BB with A

J

7 folds, SB raises to 5,124 and is all-in, Hero calls 4,624

Flop: (10,788) 8

Q

9

(2 players, 1 is all-in)
Turn: (10,788) 9

(2 players, 1 is all-in)
River: (10,788) K

(2 players, 1 is all-in)

Results:


Poker Stars, $8 Buy-in (250/500 blinds, 60 ante) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 9 Players
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SB: 9,423 (18.8 bb)
BB: 18,977 (38 bb)
UTG+1: 4,510 (9 bb)
UTG+2: 6,964 (13.9 bb)
MP1: 9,650 (19.3 bb)
MP2: 9,043 (18.1 bb)
MP3: 13,419 (26.8 bb)
CO: 10,728 (21.5 bb)
Hero (BTN): 1,016 (2 bb)

Preflop: Hero is BTN with K

K

4 folds, MP3 calls 500, CO folds, Hero raises to 956 and is all-in, SB calls 706, BB folds, MP3 calls 456

Flop: (3,908) 9

4

8

(3 players, 1 is all-in)
SB bets 1,500, MP3 calls 1,500

Turn: (6,908) J

(3 players, 1 is all-in)
SB checks, MP3 checks

River: (6,908) A

(3 players, 1 is all-in)
SB bets 6,907 and is all-in, MP3 calls 6,907

Results:

Goban899 @ 16.1.2013
Лол блять

Poker Stars, $5 Buy-in (500/1,000 blinds, 125 ante) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 9 Players
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Hero (MP1): 9,220 (9.2 bb)
MP2: 37,179 (37.2 bb)
MP3: 58,073 (58.1 bb)
CO: 15,244 (15.2 bb)
BTN: 9,771 (9.8 bb)
SB: 80,463 (80.5 bb)
BB: 62,470 (62.5 bb)
UTG+1: 17,856 (17.9 bb)
UTG+2: 28,527 (28.5 bb)

Preflop: Hero is MP1 with 4

A

2 folds, Hero raises to 9,095 and is all-in, 2 folds, CO raises to 15,119 and is all-in, 3 folds

Flop: (20,815) K

4

J

(2 players, 2 are all-in)
Turn: (20,815) Q

(2 players, 2 are all-in)
River: (20,815) 3

(2 players, 2 are all-in)

Results:

20,815 pot
Final Board: K

4

J

Q

3

Hero showed 4

A

and won 20,815 (11,595 net)
CO showed K

K

and lost (-9,220 net)

На меня в позе сидишь)
ps. уже нет(

imhunty - как заебала эта реговская румынская мразота блять - уебал бы этому пидеру с ноги с удовольствием.
Я старше - он доезжает, рестилю с королем - так король старше обзяательно. Уебись об плуг, немытая крестянская рожа.

че обидно - опять в фиша. Русского правда.

Poker Stars, $10 Buy-in (60/120 blinds, 15 ante) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 9 Players
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CO: 1,620 (13.5 bb)
BTN: 4,025 (33.5 bb)
SB: 8,077 (67.3 bb)
Hero (BB): 4,910 (40.9 bb)
UTG+1: 13,876 (115.6 bb)
UTG+2: 1,576 (13.1 bb)
MP1: 3,840 (32 bb)
MP2: 3,900 (32.5 bb)
MP3: 10,037 (83.6 bb)

Preflop: Hero is BB with K

K

3 folds, MP2 raises to 360, 4 folds, Hero raises to 840, MP2 raises to 1,800, Hero raises to 4,895 and is all-in, MP2 calls 2,085 and is all-in

Flop: (7,965) 6

4

9

(2 players, 2 are all-in)
Turn: (7,965) 5

(2 players, 2 are all-in)
River: (7,965) 3

(2 players, 2 are all-in)

Results:

PokerStas UA привет, у меня чат заблочен.

Биг-22 - короли подряд

Poker Stars, $20 Buy-in (1,400/2,800 blinds, 350 ante) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 8 Players
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MP1: 25,140 (9 bb)
MP2: 84,928 (30.3 bb)
MP3: 140,728 (50.3 bb)
CO: 231,550 (82.7 bb)
BTN: 30,489 (10.9 bb)
Hero (SB): 34,956 (12.5 bb)
BB: 14,623 (5.2 bb)
UTG+2: 264,300 (94.4 bb)

Preflop: Hero is SB with K

K

UTG+2 raises to 5,600, 5 folds, Hero raises to 34,606 and is all-in, 2 folds

Results:


Poker Stars, $20 Buy-in (1,400/2,800 blinds, 350 ante) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 8 Players
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UTG+2: 24,790 (8.9 bb)
MP1: 84,578 (30.2 bb)
MP2: 140,378 (50.1 bb)
MP3: 231,200 (82.6 bb)
CO: 30,139 (10.8 bb)
Hero (BTN): 45,806 (16.4 bb)
SB: 11,473 (4.1 bb)
BB: 258,350 (92.3 bb)

Preflop: Hero is BTN with K

K

5 folds, Hero raises to 5,880, SB raises to 11,123 and is all-in, BB folds, Hero calls 5,243

Flop: (27,846) A

4

9

(2 players, 1 is all-in)
Turn: (27,846) 8

(2 players, 1 is all-in)
River: (27,846) Q

(2 players, 1 is all-in)

Results:

ну хоть в ноль считай;)

На хуя девятку то было класть тогда? Педота ебаная.
rat sauce 89 - ебись с катусами, мексиканский топрег, ебаный потный Педро.

Poker Stars, $20 Buy-in (1,600/3,200 blinds, 400 ante) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 9 Players
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BTN: 206,099 (64.4 bb)
SB: 76,328 (23.9 bb)
BB: 185,828 (58.1 bb)
UTG+1: 171,443 (53.6 bb)
UTG+2: 219,336 (68.5 bb)
MP1: 15,290 (4.8 bb)
Hero (MP2): 26,633 (8.3 bb)
MP3: 51,221 (16 bb)
CO: 203,629 (63.6 bb)

Preflop: Hero is MP2 with A

9

3 folds, Hero raises to 26,233 and is all-in, MP3 folds, CO calls 26,233, 3 folds

Flop: (60,866) 9

2

8

(2 players, 1 is all-in)
Turn: (60,866) 2

(2 players, 1 is all-in)
River: (60,866) J

(2 players, 1 is all-in)

Results:

Я так надеялся что там валет

2р1а
Poker Stars, $5 Buy-in (40/80 blinds) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 9 Players
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BTN: 8,401 (105 bb)
Hero (SB): 6,200 (77.5 bb)
BB: 2,465 (30.8 bb)
UTG+1: 2,940 (36.8 bb)
UTG+2: 8,370 (104.6 bb)
MP1: 3,600 (45 bb)
MP2: 2,247 (28.1 bb)
MP3: 7,235 (90.4 bb)
CO: 3,782 (47.3 bb)

Preflop: Hero is SB with K

K

UTG+1 folds, UTG+2 calls 80, MP1 folds, MP2 calls 80, MP3 calls 80, 2 folds, Hero raises to 360, BB folds, UTG+2 calls 280, MP2 folds, MP3 calls 280

Flop: (1,240) 7

J

K

(3 players)
Hero bets 680, UTG+2 calls 680, MP3 folds

Turn: (2,600) 8

(2 players)
Hero bets 1,640, UTG+2 calls 1,640

River: (5,880) J

(2 players)
Hero bets 3,520 and is all-in, UTG+2 calls 3,520

Results:

Pessagno из долбоебтим - это ебаная макака заебала за мной бегать. Его клетку в 2р1а по 5.50 ко мне принесли за стол.

На нахуй!

Poker Stars, $10 Buy-in (75/150 blinds, 20 ante) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 9 Players
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MP1: 4,713 (31.4 bb)
MP2: 7,769 (51.8 bb)
MP3: 3,800 (25.3 bb)
CO: 2,387 (15.9 bb)
BTN: 9,853 (65.7 bb)
SB: 6,845 (45.6 bb)
Hero (BB): 1,895 (12.6 bb)
UTG+1: 7,698 (51.3 bb)
UTG+2: 4,820 (32.1 bb)

Preflop: Hero is BB with 8

5

2 folds, MP1 raises to 375, 3 folds, BTN calls 375, SB folds, Hero calls 225

Flop: (1,380) A

3

T

(3 players)
Hero bets 1,125, MP1 raises to 4,318 and is all-in, BTN folds, Hero calls 375 and is all-in

Turn: (4,380) 6

(2 players, 2 are all-in)
River: (4,380) 5

(2 players, 2 are all-in)

Results:

На нахуй еще разок

Poker Stars, $12.50 Buy-in (15/30 blinds) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 9 Players
Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite.

MP3: 2,280 (76 bb)
CO: 3,000 (100 bb)
Hero (BTN): 2,910 (97 bb)
SB: 2,910 (97 bb)
BB: 3,000 (100 bb)
UTG+1: 3,900 (130 bb)
UTG+2: 3,000 (100 bb)
MP1: 3,000 (100 bb)
MP2: 3,000 (100 bb)

Preflop: Hero is BTN with A

6

6 folds, Hero raises to 90, SB raises to 225, BB folds, Hero calls 135

Flop: (480) 6

7

2

(2 players)
SB bets 255, Hero calls 255

Turn: (990) 3

(2 players)
SB bets 690, Hero calls 690

River: (2,370) K

(2 players)
SB checks, Hero bets 1,305, SB raises to 1,740 and is all-in, Hero calls 435 and is all-in

Results:

ребайник
ебаная португальское педрилище dragonhulk
Poker Stars, $3 Buy-in (2,000/4,000 blinds, 400 ante) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 8 Players
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UTG+2: 51,386 (12.8 bb)
MP1: 44,054 (11 bb)
MP2: 198,847 (49.7 bb)
MP3: 113,071 (28.3 bb)
CO: 78,514 (19.6 bb)
BTN: 69,297 (17.3 bb)
Hero (SB): 52,132 (13 bb)
BB: 49,180 (12.3 bb)

Preflop: Hero is SB with A

4

6 folds, Hero raises to 8,400, BB calls 4,400

Flop: (20,000) 3

K

7

(2 players)
Hero bets 6,000, BB raises to 40,380 and is all-in, Hero calls 34,380

Turn: (100,760) Q

(2 players, 1 is all-in)
River: (100,760) 6

(2 players, 1 is all-in)

Results:


а тут страшная чешская шалава Kralda9 на фото
Poker Stars, $10 Buy-in (100/200 blinds, 25 ante) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 9 Players
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SB: 6,740 (33.7 bb)
BB: 2,336 (11.7 bb)
UTG+1: 7,175 (35.9 bb)
UTG+2: 3,045 (15.2 bb)
MP1: 7,366 (36.8 bb)
MP2: 1,385 (6.9 bb)
MP3: 4,254 (21.3 bb)
CO: 4,594 (23 bb)
Hero (BTN): 5,958 (29.8 bb)

Preflop: Hero is BTN with J

J

UTG+1 raises to 486, 5 folds, Hero raises to 1,100, 2 folds, UTG+1 raises to 7,150 and is all-in, Hero calls 4,833 and is all-in

Flop: (12,391) 8

8

Q

(2 players, 2 are all-in)
Turn: (12,391) 2

(2 players, 2 are all-in)
River: (12,391) A

(2 players, 2 are all-in)

Results: